"Know Your stars know your stars know your stars..."
Roy: sits down If you make fun of me, I'll roast you...
Voice: Roy Mustang...fucked Ed!
Roy: And I loved it-I MEAN NO I DIDN'T!
Voice: Roy Mustang...was exspelled from Preschool because he kept raping everybody!
Roy: Oh those good old days...NO WAIT!
Voice: Roy Mustang...is obessed with boobs!
Roy: Ah those boobs on Riza...blissful sigh
Riza: WHAT? DIE YOU BASTARD!
shoots Roy
Roy: XX
Voice: Roy Mustang...is Ed's Mom's sister!
Roy: I'M A MAN!
Voice: Oh sure! Then explain this! photo floats down, on the photo, you see Roy's head on a naked girl's body
Roy: WTF? SLOANE MANIPULATED THAT ON THE COMPUTER!
Sloane (me): laughs evilly, throws on evil overlord cape, and runs off to manipulate more Photos in Photoshop 7
Roy: ...
Voice: Now you know Roy Mustang, a woman who thinks SHE'S a man!
Roy: I AM A MAN!
In the next chapter, our next victim-I mean GUEST is Riza! 8D