Whee! Hi guys! I'm finally updating this! XD Here's chapter 7! Just so you know, there are a lot of references to Tales of Symphonia in this, so there might be some things that you might not understand too well if you haven't played the game. And also...I have nothing against people who bleach their hair, ok? I just thought his hair looked unnaturally light so...yeah...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own "Know Your Stars", "FullMetal Alchemist", "Tales of Symphonia", Norse mythology, or anything like that, k? Got it? Ya do, right? Good! 8D Now, let us begin.

"Know your stars know your stars know your stars..."

Alphonse Heiderich walks in and sits down.

"Alphonse Heiderich...bleaches his hair!"

"LE GASP! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!" Heiderich cried clutching that EXTREMELY light hair of his.

"Alphonse Heiderich...is in love with his alter-self!"

"What! I am not!" he exclaimed while hiding a picture of himself making out with his alter-self.

"Alphonse Heiderich...loves Colette from Tales of Symphonia!"

"But you just said..."

At that very instant, Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia ran in.

"COLETTE IS MINE YOU HAIR-BLEACHING, ELRIC-CEST BOOGER PICKER!" Lloyd yelled as he started stabbing Heid with the Eternal Sword.

"HEY! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BAD HABIT!" Heid exclaimed as the sword kept slicing him and yet there he was, still alive.

Colette runs in.

"Please Lloyd, stop! Let ME handle this!" Colette said as she took out her Chakram and started throwing it at Heid.

"Heiderich...is Lloyd's sister!"

"But I'm a guy!"

"That's what YOU think. Heiderich...was seen stealing tooth brushes!"

"BUTBUTBUT...I NEED THEM FOR MY PRECIOUS TEETH!"

"Heiderich...is MITHOS in disguise!"

"CURSES!" Heiderich yelled as he turned into Mithos.

"ZOMG GUYS, IT IS ZE MITHOS YGGDRASILL! DID YOU KNOW THAT HIS LAST NAME WAS THE NAME OF A TREE IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY HERE ON OUR PLANET? AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YMIR FOREST WAS NAMED AFTER A GIANT FROM NORSE MYTHOLOGY? AND DID YOU KNOW--"

"SHUT UP! YOU JUST RUINED MY REPUTATION AND MY DISGUISE! I HATE YOU!" Mithos yelled sprouting his wings.

Just then the REAL Heiderich came in eating popcorn.

"Hey, wazzup guys?" he asked as he sat down on the bleechers.

"HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR YOUR TURN!" the evil voice said grabbing him with an invisible hand and shoving him onto the little chair of doom after throwing Mithos over a cliff. Unfortunatly, Mithos flew up and laughed evily as he sat in the audience.

"Heid...is from da moon!"

"I am? Wow! I'm an alien!"

"Um...Heid...everything that was said to Mithos is actually true for Heid!"

"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! GO ME, GO ME!" Heid cheered himself as he got up and started dancing. And thus he got beaten up by Lloyd and Colette just as Mithos had when he was in his disguise.

"And now you know Heid! He's a booger-picking, hair bleaching nutcase!"

"Yeah! GO ME, I RULE, 'CUZ I'M A NUTCASE!" Heid said dancing.

"Um...see ya...man, this guy is wierd..."

The end of chapter 7.

Please review! xD Also...if you have any suggestions on who to torment next PLEASE tell me in your review. No flames wanted please...only constructive critique. See ya later! xD