Summary:When Hobbes and Socrates set up a massive Easter Egg Hunt for Calvin, he is desperate to find them in time. However, something unexpected may keep him from doing it.

And now back to Calvin and Hobbes: The Series
Written by garfieldodie and Swing123

Eggs for Calvin

It was Easter Morning in the town that Calvin and Hobbes live in.

Is it Easter Morning where you are?

Probably not, but go ahead and watch the show anyway.

Socrates was waltzing through town towards Calvin and Hobbes' house.

Calvin wasn't home right now. He and the family were at church, so it was safe for him to enter without fear of Calvin yelling at him.

Today, he was coming to Hobbes with a prank idea.

Of course.

Yes, you see, when it comes to pranks, Socrates has very few limits.

There are a few. For one thing, he doesn't like the thought of injuring someone. And when I say injure, I mean like breaking a bone or straining something.

A cut or bruise is fine.

But mostly, he will prank no matter what.

Socrates was humming a little tune as he approached the house, and then he skipped merrily up towards Calvin's bedroom.

He knocked on the door.

"You may enter," said Hobbes.

Socrates entered the bedroom.

Hobbes was sitting on the bed, eating some jellybeans.

Yes, he and Calvin had already been visited by the Easter Bunny.

Calvin had already eaten every last scrap of chocolate.

"Hey, Crateso," Hobbes said. "Take your pick. We got these jellybeans, half a chocolate rabbit, and a Cookies 'N' Cream Hershey bar."

"I'll pass," said Socrates. "I've come to you with a plan for a scam."

Hobbes looked up.

"A prank to play on Calvin?"

"What else?"

There was a moment of silence.

"You mean you're willing to scam somebody on one of our nation's holiest days?" Hobbes asked, looking shocked.

Socrates nodded.

Hobbes grinned.

"Just checking to make sure it was you. What's the plan?"

"Well, I thought in celebration of Easter Sunday, we should do an egg-themed prank."

"You mean we're just going to throw eggs at him? That's not very creative."

"No, I'm saving that for Labor Day," said Socrates. "We're going to play a little scavenger hunt game."

"How so?"

"We'll hide eggs all over town, and he has to find them all in five hours, or suffer the consequences."

Hobbes stared at him some more.

"Is there any more?"

"Yeah, the consequences are that we steal all his clothes except his most dumb-looking ones and make him go to school like that."

Hobbes grinned.

"I like the sound of that," he said. "He has that plaid vest his grandma gave him for Christmas."

"Right," said Socrates. "And to guarantee that he doesn't make it in time, we can hide them in

the most far-flung places of the town."

"Well, why are we just standing here?" asked Hobbes. "Let's get to it."

And Hobbes started rooting through Calvin's closet, and he whipped out the Time Pauser.

He and Socrates went into time stop.

BOOM!

Socrates pulled out several eggs.

They went to several places all over town that I won't give away right now because it would absolutely ruin it.

Let's just say that there were five eggs, and on each one, Hobbes taped a piece of paper with writing on it.

And it went on for less than a second.

Finally, they returned to the house, and unstopped time.

BOOM!

And at that moment, Mom and Dad drove up with Calvin in the backseat.

Do you know how they knew this?

Because Calvin was screaming his head off, of course, and Hobbes and Socrates could hear him all the way up into his room.

"Okay, get ready," said Socrates.

There was a loud explosion of anger as Calvin stormed up the stairs and into his room.

It shook the house when he slammed the door.

He was wearing a blue tie, a white button down shirt, and black pants.

"Man, you wouldn't believe how long church dragged today," he said, not noticing them. "The pastor went on and on for hours about the goodness of the world. Goodness of the world, my foot. Have you seen the state of this place?"

During his speech, Calvin had removed his tie and then dove into the bottom drawer of his dresser and slammed it.

Then it shook and wobbled, and each drawer stuck out a little, and then Calvin, in his normal attire, popped out of the top drawer and jumped onto the bed.

"Did you save me the rest of the chocolate rabbit, or did you already go and eat it?" he asked Hobbes.

"Calvin, Socrates' here," said Hobbes.

"Yeah, and I'm ignoring him. Now on to business. I'm seeking a critter known as Peter Cocoa Tail. Ever heard of him?"

Hobbes sighed and handed Calvin what was left of the bunny.

Calvin started to munch on it.

"Man. What a holiday," said Calvin.

There was a pause.

"Say, Calvin," said Socrates.

"Yes, red-tailed one?" Calvin said, not giving him eye contact.

"Hobbes and I have a little surprise for you."

"Not interested."

Socrates pretended to look hurt, yet he wasn't surprised.

"Where did that come from?" he asked.

And in Socrates' voice, Calvin said, "'Hey, Calvin? Have you ever seen a giant barrel of mustard fall on a head before?' 'Calvin, why don't you come with me to the creek to find a lobster?' 'We're playing Checkerless Checkers, Calvin. Wanna play?'"

And he resumed eating the bunny.

Socrates stared at him.

Hobbes looked away with a grin on his face.

"Calvin, how can you jump to the conclusion that this will be a repeat of what happened last time? This could be a good surprise!"

Calvin glared at him.

"Socrates, every time you surprise me, it winds up with me falling on my roof, or getting lost in a sea of peanut butter, getting scared by a doll or getting condiments in clothes," he said coldly.

Socrates got down on his knees.

"Look at me, Calvin. I swear I've turned over a new leaf!"

Calvin looked at him.

"Really?"

"Really. I've given up my pranking ways! I've decided to be like you and Hobbes. To fight for justice and truth and all that other nonsense!"

"Is that so?" Calvin said.

"Yes. I'm willing to leave behind my terrible, rude life of making you two miserable and become you two: a couple of goody-two shoes, and I mean that in the nicest way possible."

Hobbes rolled his eyes.

Calvin looked at Socrates with wide eyes.

"You mean it?"

"Yep-er-doodles," said Socrates.

"Well all I can say to that is…," Calvin paused, "…you already tried that one last week. Nice

try."

Socrates snapped his fingers in frustration.

"Darn it!"

Hobbes took a chance.

"Look, we really did set up an Easter Egg hunt for you, and it's all over town. We even had a prize for you if you found them all within five hours, but seeing as how you've already said no…"

Calvin's head whipped towards Hobbes.

"Prize? What prize? Nobody mentioned a prize!"

Socrates stared at Hobbes, who simply winked in return.

"It's a secret prize. Just find all five eggs in five hours, and you can have it," Hobbes said.

Calvin grinned a huge grin.

"A prize, huh?" he said.

"But," Hobbes went on, "if you don't, we have to prank you."

Calvin's grin wilted a little.

"What's the prank?"

"Well, if we told you, that'd simply ruin it," said Socrates, who was eating some candy bars.

But Calvin didn't look discouraged. In fact, he had on a look of determination.

"Challenge accepted, my feline friends," he said. "I will find all your little eggs in record time! And I'll get my little prize too!"

And Calvin flew from his room and out the front door.

Hobbes and Socrates winked.

Calvin flew out the front door, tripped on the front step, spent fifteen seconds screaming at it, then turned back to the task at hand.

"Let's see, where am I gonna find the first egg?" he wondered.

As he walked, he looked all around the yard, and he absentmindedly slammed into a tree.

"Somebody get the number of that maple!" he shouted as he fell to the ground.

But something else fell to the ground.

It was a sheet of paper with some writing on it.

Calvin picked it up and read it.

"Calvin, we knew you'd run into this tree, so we put the first clue here. Your first egg can be found at a volcano."

Calvin stared.

"There aren't any volcanoes around here!" he said indignantly.

He paused.

"Are there?"

Susie was walking past.

"Hey, Derkins! I don't suppose you know if there's anything volcano-related around here?" he asked.

Susie stopped and thought.

"Well, there's the Volcano Café that's near the center of town," she said.

Calvin grinned.

"Genius!" he said. "Thank you, kind citizen. I will not forget you. Unless, of course, I do."

And he ran back towards the house.

Susie rolled her eyes.

Mom and Dad were watching television.

"Mom! Dad!" he shouted. "I need a ride to the Volcano Café! Pronto!"

Dad stared at him.

"Why do you expect us to drop everything and take you somewhere?" Dad demanded.

"Besides, it's almost lunchtime," added Mom.

"Hobbes and Socrates have me on an Easter Egg hunt, and the first egg is in the restaurant! I need a ride so that they won't prank me tomorrow!"

Mom and Dad threw Calvin into his room.

Hobbes and Socrates were eating candy and reading comic books.

"Giving up already?" asked Hobbes.

"Not a chance," said Calvin. "I'll just need a different mode of transport, is all."

Calvin dove into the closet and emerged with the Time Machine.

"See you guys later."

And with that, Calvin was out the window and heading for the Volcano Café.

Socrates glanced at Hobbes.

"You know, you never told me what his surprise would be," he said.

Hobbes looked up.

"I thought you were coming up with something."

"But it was your idea."

Hobbes sighed.

"Let's discuss this over some tuna fish."

"Agreed."

Hobbes and Socrates went downstairs to the kitchen.

Mom and Dad were still watching TV.

As they fished around for the tuna, they heard an announcer.

"…and in other news, police are hot on the trail of the diamond smugglers who have been reported to have stolen various diamonds from a local jeweler, and they reportedly hid them on the beach in an antique treasure chest."

Hobbes and Socrates' heads shot up.

"Um, Socrates?" asked Hobbes.

"Yes?"

"Didn't we hide the last egg on the beach?"

"Yeah."

"And did we hide it in a treasure chest?"

"Yep."

"So wouldn't that mean that we might have sent Calvin to his untimely death?"

"Possibly."

Hobbes and Socrates stared at each other.

A beat passed.

Then we got some noise.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

They screamed and ran out the door.

Looks like Calvin will get a surprise after all.

Calvin flew over the city in the Time Machine until he spotted a phone booth.

He landed behind a bush and ran up to it.

He went into the booth and pulled out the phone book, searching for the name Volcano Café.

He finally found it, and wrote down the address.

Then he snuck back behind the bush and flew off towards the café.

Once he got there, he parked the Time Machine in an alley, and then he ran into the building.

The man at the front desk looked down at him.

"Do you have a reservation?" he asked.

"Actually, I'm just looking for a plastic egg. I don't suppose you've seen one, have you?"

Calvin was immediately thrown out onto the sidewalk.

"YEAH, WAY TO SHOW SOME EASTER LOVE, PAL!" he shouted.

Calvin grumbled and dusted himself off.

Then he went back to the alley.

"Hmmm," he thought. "Maybe I can get in around back."

He came to the back of the restaurant.

Only when he got there…

Hmm…

This was odd.

There a pad on the door, and it was apparently keeping the back door locked.

Calvin stepped onto it.

"OPEN SESAME!" he shouted.

Nothing.

"Darn it," he muttered. "It must be weight-activated, and evidently I'm not heavy enough to open it."

Calvin then saw that there was a trash can behind him.

He ran over to it and hoisted it up, and then he let it fall on the pad.

Then he stood on it.

The door popped open.

"Nicely done," he said.

Calvin entered.

There was music playing. It sounded like "Livin La Vida Loca".

Calvin snuck through the kitchen and into the open.

The restaurant was completely red, and there were lights lit up to make it look like a volcano. And all the food was Mexican. I don't know why. Are there any volcanoes in Mexico? I wouldn't know.

"Nice touch," said Calvin.

He searched all the tables, looking for a plastic egg.

He looked under them. He looked in trash cans, in the restrooms, in the plants, behind the speakers, on the trays and behind the cash register.

How did he do that without someone noticing him?

Again, I have no idea.

"Man, they can really hide stuff," Calvin commented. "But there's no way I'm giving up now!"

Next, he looked at the pictures on the wall, and he saw…

Aye carumba!

There was a green plastic egg on the wall on a shelf.

Calvin ran over, jumped across a moving cart, onto a table, and he jumped up and grabbed the egg.

"Gotcha!" he shouted.

Then he realized he had just knocked over a table and sent some weird food everywhere.

Whoops.

"Um…my bad," Calvin said.

The guy from the front punted him out the door again.

"Good thing I gave 'em a fake name," he said.

He ran into the Time Machine and read the note that was inside the egg.

"Wow, you actually made it into the restaurant? We're impressed…but not very. Now you must head for the junkyard to get the next egg. Better hurry. Time's running out!"

Calvin glanced at his watch.

"I have four hours left," he said. "Better get going!"

He revved the Time Machine and took to the sky.

Meanwhile, Hobbes and Socrates were just approaching the Volcano Café. They looked inside and saw the mess on the floor, and everyone else trying to clean it up.

"Calvin's been here," said Hobbes. "Let's get going."

"To the Bat Mobile," agreed Socrates.

And they left.

Calvin landed the Time Machine just past the guard who was at the gate.

When he landed, he hid it behind some rubbish.

And just to be safe, he parked it in the open, so he could tell it apart from all the others.

"Let's see, if I were an Easter Egg, where would I hide?" he pondered.

Then he heard a noise come from an old car.

It was an old blue ford.

Calvin opened the door and climbed in, and then shut it, hiding himself.

"I wonder how the heck I'm gonna find a plastic egg in all this mess?" he wondered.

Then he saw something out the window.

Huh.

That was strange.

A plastic egg! It was red this time.

"Hmm, that was easy," he said.

Calvin got out of the ford and walked towards the egg.

Suddenly, something occurred to him.

"Maybe…too easy," he thought.

Calvin looked all around.

Nobody around.

Just a simply tiny shack that had a huge hole on the front, and it stick on the front with a chain attached.

Wait a minute…

There was a word painted on the front in bold black letters.

SPIKE.

Uh-oh.

Suddenly, a giant Doberman Pincher jumped from the shack and attacked.

"AAAAAAAHHH!" Calvin screamed.

Calvin whirled around and was red blur as he dove back into the car.

The dog chased him until the chain ran out.

Then Spike growled some more and kept an eye on Calvin.

Calvin stared back.

Huh.

This could take a while.

He glanced at his watch.

He still had three and a half hours left.

"I've got time," he said to himself.

But after twenty minutes of just sitting there and watching Spike, Calvin got the idea that he would probably need some time to get those other eggs as well.

Then he saw a wooden plank sitting on the ground nearby.

He grabbed it and looked at Spike.

"All right, Spiky. Let's give this a whirl."

Spike stared at the plank.

Calvin pulled out his magic marker and drew an evil-looking face on it.

"See this? This piece of wood said you couldn't scare a flea off. Of course, you have none, because they can't stand your body odor. That's what this guy says."

Spike growled.

Calvin heaved the plank over a pile of junk.

Spike ran after it.

"Good dog," Calvin muttered.

Calvin exploded from the car and grabbed the egg.

He then headed back and dove into the Time Machine.

He popped the red egg open and read it.

"Wow, you're better than we thought at this. Now you have to head for McDonalds and go into the playing structure. Don't worry about another kid taking the egg. We've already taken care of it."

Calvin stared at it.

"Bu-da, bu, ba, ba, I'm lovin' it," he sang quietly.

Then he heard a growl come from behind him.

Spike had returned, and he had done some damage to the plank.

In other words, it was a pile of toothpicks.

Spike growled at Calvin.

Calvin stared.

Then he zapped outta there as fast as he could.

Five minutes after he left, Hobbes and Socrates ran over to the front gate of the junkyard.

They saw Spike was chewing up the plank some more.

But they also saw they egg was gone, and there were footprints that looked like shoes in the mud.

"He's already been here too!" said Socrates.

"Quick!" said Hobbes. "We need to catch up with him before he makes it to the beach."

And they ran off in hot pursuit of the Time Machine.

Huh.

Maybe if Calvin hadn't of used that thing, maybe this would've been easier.

Calvin landed on top of McDonalds, and then ran into the building.

He noticed that everyone there was sitting outside of the playroom.

How convenient.

Calvin checked his watch.

He still had two hours and fifteen minutes.

"Where is everyone?" Calvin asked.

"Most are at home for Easter," said the janitor, "but the rest are intellectuals who don't like to play on this stuff."

"Poor saps," said Calvin. "Ah well. I gotta find that egg."

So Calvin left his shoes in the bin, and then he proceeded in climbing through the multi-colored castle.

First he climbed up a tower where had to climb up several different platforms.

Then he crawled through a yellow tunnel.

Next he crawled through a green tunnel, and then hung a right and crawled into a giant red round platform that overlooked the whole restaurant.

The egg wasn't there, so he had to make a U-turn and continue on through the green tunnel.

Then he went to the left and traveled through a short blue tunnel.

Next he came to a part where he could stand up.

It was sided with fishing nets, and it the floor was a red bridge that shook when he walked on it.

He ran across that, and then came to a giant blue slide. He got down and slid down.

"SPIFF'S SHIP SUDDENLY MALFUNCTIONS!" he shouted. "HE'S GOING TO CRASH! THIS COULD BE THE END! AAAAAAAHHH!"

And he tumbled back to where he started with a THUD!

"Strange," he said. "Where's the egg?"

Then he decided to check the shoe bin.

Nothing.

He dove into the ball pit.

He was shoveling balls out for about half an hour before he finally found something blue, plastic and oval shaped.

"VICTORY!" he screamed.

Calvin's shout drew the attention of the manager, who stared at the balls that were now all over the place.

Calvin noticed him, and he jammed the egg into his pocket.

"Uh……Happy Easter?" he asked.

Calvin was thrown out of the restaurant. Then he was pelted by his shoes.

After he'd gotten his shoes back on, he scrambled up to the roof and jumped into the Time Machine.

He took the blue egg out of his pocket. He popped it open and pulled out the note inside.

"Hope you had fun in there. Now then, there is one last egg to be found. It is located in an old treasure chest at the beach."

Calvin grinned.

"Finally! I'll get my prize!"

Then he checked his watch.

"And with an extra hour to spare!"

He revved up the Time Machine, and he took to the sky…

…just as Hobbes and Socrates came running up.

"There he is!" shouted Socrates.

"CALVIN!" Hobbes shouted. "STOP!"

But Calvin was out of earshot.

"Hurry!" shouted Hobbes.

And they ran after him.

But before they crossed the street, a brown Chevy flew past them, and then a police car with wailing sirens took off after it.

Hobbes and Socrates ignored it and ran down the street.

Calvin flew out towards the lake and landed the Time Machine behind a restroom.

When he came out, he looked at his watch.

"Still got fifty-five minutes," he said. "Should have plenty of time," he said.

He whipped out a metal detector.

Yeah, I know the egg's made of plastic, but it's also in a treasure chest, which should have some metal on it.

"Let's get started," he sighed.

But it was a big lake.

And people were everywhere.

Fortunately, the beach wasn't very large, so Calvin just had to wave it back and forth.

However, Calvin had not noticed that a brown Chevy was pulling up.

The same one from earlier.

The diamond smugglers had evaded the coppers, and they were now bringing down a pair of shovels and were running in the same direction Calvin had gone in.

"Come on, Tom," said the one with a mustache. "Let's get to it before the cops get here."

"Uh, I'm coming, Bill," said Tom, who was the one with the sunglasses. "You sure about this?"

"Of course I'm sure!" snapped Bill. "Come on. We gotta find those diamonds!"

"Whatever."

Bill and Tom ran down the beach, ready to find their own treasure chest.

After about forty-five minutes later, Calvin was halfway around the lake.

Calvin finally heard a faint BEEP, BEEP, BEEP come from the metal detector.

"All right!" he cheered. "Bring on the egg!"

Calvin started digging like mad.

Then he stopped to check his watch.

Fifteen minutes left.

Calvin continued to dig.

Five minutes after he'd started, Bill and Tom passed Calvin, and then they approached another section of sand.

"This it?" asked Bill.

"Somewhere around here," said Tom.

"Okay, dig."

Tom started digging.

Two minutes passed before he noticed he was digging alone.

"Aren't ya gonna help?" he asked.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Bill.

He handed Tom the other shovel.

"There! Resume."

Tom groaned and started to dig with both shovels.

One minute later, Calvin finally hit wood.

"Found it!" he shouted.

Tom finally hit something made of wood.

"Found it!" he shouted.

Bill helped Tom heave up the treasure chest.

Calvin struggled, but he finally got the treasure chest out.

Meanwhile, Hobbes and Socrates had already arrived at the beach.

Hobbes had inserted a quarter into a pair of binoculars and was scanning the beach.

"Can you see him yet?" asked Socrates.

"Not yet."

Hobbes shifted the binoculars to the left and presto!

"There he is!" he said. "And he's opening the chest!"

Then Hobbes glanced to the left a little more.

"Uh-oh."

"What?" asked Socrates.

"The diamond smugglers are there! They're about three yards away from him! And they're opening their own chest!"

"What do we do?" asked Socrates.

Hobbes looked around.

He spotted a familiar brown Chevy from earlier.

Then he saw the cops from earlier.

They were standing at the booth asking the lake owner some questions.

"I have an idea," he said. "I'll need a piece of paper, a pencil and another plastic egg."

Socrates looked confused, but he pulled all three items out of his pocket.

Hobbes started to write a message on the piece of paper. Then he jammed it into the plastic egg and hurled it at the cops.

One of the cops was hit in the back of the head.

He picked up the egg and looked around.

All he saw was a pair of stuffed tigers sitting next to a pair of binoculars.

The other cop opened up the egg.

"Hey, there's a message inside," he said.

The first one read it.

"The diamond smugglers are here at the beach. Their car is parked right there. They are currently on the opposite side of the lake."

The cops looked around again, but saw only the two stuffed tigers.

They shrugged, but then they recognized the brown Chevy.

They immediately jumped on a pair of motorcycles and flew off along the beach.

Hobbes and Socrates gave each other a high-five. Then they jumped into the Time Machine and took to the sky to be on hand just in case.

Bill and Tom finally managed to pry open the treasure chest.

"Finally!" said Bill. "Open it up! Let's check on the diamonds."

Tom opened it up, but when he saw what was in it, he frowned.

"Bill?"

"Yes?"

"Are diamonds small, round and purple?"

"No. Why?"

"Because that's what's in here. And there's only one."

"WHAT?"

Bill shoved Tom aside and looked inside.

"What the heck…? It's a plastic Easter Egg!"

"Oh, how festive!" said Tom.

"No, you dolt! These aren't the diamonds! Where are they?"

Meanwhile, three yards away, Calvin finally managed to get the treasure chest open. He lifted the lid and was nearly blinded.

"What the heck…? DIAMONDS! HOT DOG! I'M RICH!"

Bill and Tom overheard him.

"HEY!" he shouted. "THOSE ARE OURS!"

Calvin whirled around.

Bill was standing over him menacingly.

Tom just stood there, watching.

Calvin stared at them.

"Uh…did you steal these?" he asked.

"What's it to ya?" Bill snarled.

Calvin stared some more.

"I don't suppose you've seen a plastic egg around here, have you?" he asked sheepishly.

Tom held up the purple egg.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

"Yeah," said Calvin. "Toss it over."

Tom did so.

Calvin caught and opened it. He pulled out the note.

"Congratulations. You made it! We weren't sure if we should write this note and leave this egg, but we thought, what the heck? Thank goodness we did, huh? Your reward will arrive shortly."

Calvin glanced up at Bill and Tom.

"Huh," he said. "This is quite the reward."

Bill growled, and he was about to strangle Calvin, but suddenly, they all heard sirens.

Tom and Bill gasped and started to run.

Calvin watched as two police motorcycles pulled up. One stayed behind to get the diamonds while the other chased Bill and Tom.

Bill started to run across the shovel, but Tom stepped on the blade, and the handle popped up and nailed Bill right in the…

Well, let's just say it made Calvin burst out laughing.

Bill dropped to the ground in pain.

Tom just stared at him.

They were both arrested.

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeet," Calvin said in a low voice.

After they questioned Calvin if he was all right, the cops took Bill, Tom and the diamonds away in their car.

Calvin left the beach and walked onto the sidewalk with a big grin.

Hobbes and Socrates suddenly landed the Time Machine nearby.

Both looked a little nervous.

"Uh, hey," said Hobbes. "Need a lift home?"

"Yeah, sure," said Calvin, jumping in.

Calvin jumped in and took the controls. Then they flew off for home.

"That was the best Easter Egg hunt ever, Hobbes!" said Calvin.

Hobbes stared at him.

"Really?"

"Yeah. It was challenging, but I managed to finish it in time. You guys did pretty well."

Socrates stared at him.

"Eh, okay."

"And the prize was great!" Calvin went on.

"Prize?" asked Hobbes.

"Yeah! The cops attacking the diamond smugglers! I don't know how you guys did it, but this was the best Easter ever!"

Hobbes sighed with relief.

"Uh, yeah. No problem."

Socrates rolled his eyes.

"Whatever," he muttered.

And as they flew across the world towards home, Calvin and Hobbes gave each other a high five.

"Happy Easter, Hobbes," said Calvin.

"Happy Easter, Calvin," said Hobbes.

And together, in a really sappy voice, they said, "HAPPY EASTER, SOC-RA-TES!"

Socrates rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, Happy Day of the Chocolate Bunny," he said.

The End

Voice Work:

Pamela Segall Adlon: Calvin

Tom Hanks: Hobbes/Cop 1

Ryan Stiles: Socrates/Janitor at McDonalds

Bill Murray: Dad/Bill/Cop 2

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Mom

Dakota Fanning: Susie Derkins

Tom Kenny: Tom/Guy at Volcano Café/TV Announcer

Dee Bradley Baker: Miscellaneous voice work

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