It's not much…me and my friend wrote a version of the same theme and had a little contest. Mine won so I posted it. If Reno gave the wrong brownies to the Turks all hell would break loose: P enjoy

"shit shit shit shit sssssssssshit…..tee hee" Reno had began to run to the office lounge when he was momentarily distracted by a pretty rainbow arching across the stair well. He continued to stare at it until he remembered what he was supposed to be doing. When he got to the door of the lounge he paused and took a deep breath and the feeling that took over almost made him fell down giggling like a drunk school girl, 'god I should go sober on the job more…no wonder every one thinks im a retard'

When he opened the door he realized his worst fears had come true. He was feeling in a good mood that morning (with a little help of his good friend Mary Jane) and made all the Turks brownies, unfortunately he brought the wrong ones from his kitchen and grabbed his brownies…his special brownies… and sure enough in the lounge the first thing that drew his eye was the fact that Elena was not only sitting on the table singing BINGO..(spelled wrong) but her socks, shoes and jacket were no where to be seen. His gave shifted to rude, who was staring at the wall… with a look that was so unreadable it was scary, and nervously Reno approached him and tapped him on the shoulder. "uhhh…. Yo dude…what are you staring at"

"wellll………………. Tseng said if you stare at it long enough it changes colors and smiles at u like a happy little pony"

Reno was a bit taken back at the answer from his friend "does it…well…. Ill have to take your word for it...cause I've never------"

He never got to finish his sentence because he was cut off by an all to familiar sounding voice

"I can see you Red! And don't think I don't know your planning an attack on me and I wont let u succeed"

Spinning around he saw Tseng, crouching behind all the cushions from the sofa assembled in a make shift fort, he was wearing a crude paper hat and holding a ruler like a spear. Reno backed away a few steps and was about to make for the door when he heard another voice ring out

" running away like a girl….. come back and fight like a man! Or a lady…or a pony…or what ever the hell u are I cant really tell your all pink and splotchy around the edges….u…u…u…. adorable thing."

Reno froze where he stood and slowly turned around to see beside Tseng was none other then Rufus himself, pupils dilated and high as a kite. Now, he almost crashed to the floor in shock but Rude beat him down with a smile that u only see on a five year old at the circus. And Elena had long since stopped singing and was now tying her shirt around her head and proclaiming herself the princess of the butterflies and chanting in a made up language she thought was butterfly and flapping her arms like fucked up wings. Reno ran for the door, and sat outside with his head in his hands wishing he would just wake up from a crazy dream. But realized it wasn't when he lifted his head to see Elena staring at him.
"yes Elena…?"
"are u a boy or a girl"
"WHAT"
"well I thought boy….but then I wasn't sure because of the hair and the figure"
'what figure!"
"your a really flat girl"
"IM A MALE"
"I don't really know.."
"I think id know trust me"
"I'm a girl"
"so I can see…..please put your shirt back on…"
"oh would u look at that….. how did that happened"
" well….u took it off Madame butterfly"
"hmmmm…hey its on my head"
"please go dress yourself"
"FINE"