Chapter 2
Trey decided to go to Newport, except he was nervous cos the last time he went he had kinda gone drug crazy and tried to rape Marissa. When he arrived in chino he saw Kirsten slitting her wrists in Go-Lo.
"why r u slitting ur wrists?" he asked.
"Because you are gay & I am in love with you and only you!"
She said that extremely fast and nervously, unable to think how he would respond to her assumption of his sexuality.
"how did you know I was gay?" said Seth to summer, who was slowly becoming incestuous.
"I MUST MARRY MY COUSIN!" said summer to Ryan and Ryan turned and stopped her from cutting herself by raping her.
"Thankyou for that cocaine. It was angelically awesome. Too bad I married my cousin now my children are weak."
Meanwhile, Ryan was swapping tazos with Julie when Kirsten ran in and said, "rape ya now!"
The next five minutes involved lots of penguin waddling around the pool and BBQ area. They were all trying to imitate the weird animals because they were their role models. They all decided to go to the north pole to visit santa and his elves to try scam money off them. When they came back rich they went and bought several razors and two wedding rings. Summer wed her first cousin and at the wedding it was compulsory to slit ones wrists to cover the floor in blood, but this was overdone, and it became necessary to swim from the venue. Pretty much everyone survived, not Trey though.