Chapter 3
Marissa entered her bedroom cautiously. She had already been raped by Trey, Ryan & many other crazy lunatics this week who were obsessed with her. She did think she could stand it again so she ran away to chino.
"Where's Ryan," she asked to a random druggie at the side of the road.
"Mmphcptn," said druggie.
"Ahhhh," replied Marissa, "May I please have some heroin Now"
"Ummh wwwaaatchaa sayyyy?" squealed luke as if he were in the process of self mutilation. Summer heard the singing and immediately began cutting her thighs to the beat. Marissa decided to rape Amilia with a rusty nail which tomas found shoved in a potato he had for dinner once and had choked on, causing him to die before he could marry Summer Roberts. Anyways at the cohen household, Sandy and Kirsten were buying a chipmunk baby they could raise as a substitute for Seth, who had been killed while playing tic-tac-toe against a very fierce carrot.
"how am I supposed to eat this carrot without dying?" Kiki asked Caleb, before bursting into tears.
"Well you could just seep me if u really wanna, but the easiest way would be to cut. Cutting solves all my problems,"
They both began cutting their arms and legs and were joined by sandy, who had been cutting since he was 9. They cut all night until they were so tired from blood loss that they went home. But when Marissa got home, she found OLIVER AND JONNY IN HER ROOM TOUCHING HER PILLOWS !111!1!1