Chapter 4
Ryan is waiting for you on an island in the Mediterranean.
But who are you?
"I am not crying, I am making onion soup!" shouted Ryan. Caitlin started crying tears of blood upon her pallid face. She was upset because Marissa had taken her spleen without asking. Marissa walked in and slapped Caitlin.
"OMG only I'm meant to be depressed!" she moaned dexteriously.
"Why cant u just kill yourself Gus? You have no reason for living! No one comes to your Christmas parties or eats your pigeon pie COZ THEY SUCK HEAPS!" shouted Julie Cooper-Nichol-Cooper who was now a well-known druggie and rapist. She said,
"Look into ma eyes, homies, and I will consequently RAPE YOU LATE…"
Many people accepted this as Jonny was megabese.
"Omfyg! My life SUX" yelled summer, who began raping Dr Kim.
"Holy shla shla mandela!" crowed Dr Kim and summer proptly slit everyone's wrists because that was the cool think to do these days now that marijuana smoking was so uncool because he had never even cut himself, let alone rape someone!
"You are a total lose sandy!" yelled Kirsten convincingly.
"Why won't you rape Ryan?" she yelled again, trancingly.
"BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH SETH" sandy replied in a most incestuously Brokeback way.