Leo: Please don't get mad at me for bashing these characters XD It's all in good fun! And to the one who asked me to bash Anzu all up, don't you worry! I will X3
Yami
Yami a.k.a. pharaoh that I hate so much. I have very many reason to hate this man, if you could call him that.
First he WILL not let me steal his puzzle! I mean geeze! All I want to do is plunge the world in perpetual darkness! What's so wrong about that! And his luck is just fucked up! How is it that my stretegies are ALWAYS perfect and yet by some miracle of a chance, on the last possible turn he draws that ONE card he needs to defeat me! Like at battle city! That's SO messed up! If he didn't have that god card he'd have lost! God cards are like not fair to use! Only three in the world! That's cheating!
I would have beat him ALL Of those times! I'm as a result the better duelist! And he has nerve to call me a soul stealing bastard. OKay maybe he didn't say it but I know he's thinking it! But this is coming from the same man who destroyed a good portion of souls himself! At least I eliminated my victims immediately. He liked to drive them insane! Yeah we're even now you dick head.
Pharaoh my ASS! You were pharaoh for a whole fucking day before I came and ruined your happy reign! Great pharaoh! Bah! What a joke!
And you and that DAMN magician! Mahaado was so up yur ass it wasn't funny! Actually I'm surprised you didn't have a limp! And that was not meant as a sexual joke, but damn it all I wouldn't be surprised...Yeah, he sacreficed himself to save you and all that happy friendship shit! To become what? The Dark Ma-fucking-gician? Even that card is weak! And he was supposed to be the strongest! BAH! I'd be more afraid of Shaada sticking that Key up my ass and twisting it. Hell that'd be one way of unlocking my soul...I should mention that I just shuddered and contemplated puking.
But seriously pharaoh, you are such a pompous ass! Your father destroyed my soul and metaphorically grinded glass into my heart. You really think I'd let his pride and joy live in happiness? FUCK NO! You think the world is a happy place with friends! BAH! Happy is me closing a car door on your head and driving through town like a mad man!
But alas, I shall wait. And one of these day. Don't be surprised if you turn around and see a metal baseball bat flying at high speeds into your face.
Conclusion:
Ain't it fucking obvious? I hate the bitch!
On to the next loser!
xxx
Leo: By the way Under Finger and Thumb, please email me so I can send you the info for the journal thing! Yugi is yours:3