Leo: I should have mentioned before but there ARE spoilers in this fic! So if you haven't seen the series some of this may not make sense, this is including the very first season too. Alo characters may be paired up if Bakura deems them unworthy of an entire chapter of their own. This is Bakura writing not me >.>

Oh and I'm using the japanese names!

Jounouchi and Honda (Joey and Tristan)

Jounouchi! The stupid punk ass brat who makes blondes look incredibly stupid...Of course I don't like him! He does that 'we're all friends and nothing can stop us' bit.

Honda, the OTHER punk that fell asleep in a corner and his head got stuck that way. He plays absolutely no role in anything and his best card didn't even have a 1000 attack points...I'd HATE to see his deck. I said DECK people, I know it sounds wrong, but I said deck not DICK! Though I wouldn't want to see that either...

The two of them are like yingfuck and yangfuck. Both stupid. Both in need of being hit by a car. And to think Yugi likes these two pukes. Though I can't really see why.

I mean hell Honda almost got my hikari killed by breaking into private areas of Pegasus' castle! Dumb fuck. And Jounouchi, well Jounouchi's too stupid to concoct something of any level of intellegence. Kaiba was right to call him a mutt.

If I wanted a friend that smart, I'd go name a rock and carry him around with me. That'd be a smarter pet for sure! And at least his hair isn't like a health hazard...Honda's hair reminds me of like a torpedo. He he runs at top speed with his head down he may JUST hurt someone...

What's even worse is he's obsessed over that Shizuka chick. Who happens to be related to Jounouchi. Oh and I heard that Jounouchi's father treats him like shit and makes him pay bills. Good, you should beat your son too Mr. Jounouchi. I'd sponser it. Just like Nike sponsers Suicide! Just do it!

Shizuka as I've mentioned before is a loser. Honda wanting to date her makes him a bigger loser. Honda thinking she's pretty makes him just fucking pathetic. Otogi has a etter chance either way. Though he's stupid for the same reason Honda is, minus the hair bit.

Conclusion?

Both should be shot with BB guns at point blank, hung upside down by their feet and tortured with Anzu's dancing for three days or until they finally give into the Nike sponsered program. If you know what I mean.

xxx

Leo: Hope that amused you :3!