Leo: you knew it was coming! The hate on Anzu chapter! Iborrowed an idea from Apocalypse Sakura for this one!

Anzu

Anzu. Saying that makes me want to violently beat something. Or rip apart some random kid's stuffed animal, throw it at him, rip the kid apart, rip my hair out, tear off my clothes, smear ceremonial paint all over me, dance around a fire and sacrefice my self to the gods by blowing my brains out with a torpedo gun.

I HATE HER. She needs to die. In a gruesome, horrid, unimaginably destructive way. Why? Let me tell you why. A. she worships the Pharaoh. The man I hate with great fiery passions. B. She believes she's a good dancer. And finally the most annoying C. Her fucking friendship SHIT!

Her worship of the pharaoh is sick. Okay yeah, she likes Yami, who obviously show no direct interest in her. Not to mention he's older than the city of Dimono is. BY FAR. I'm surprised her love rants haven't shrunk his brain, or even better his hair. Actually that might be a bonus. But really, even my hikari doesn't like her very much. Kaiba sure doesn't, I think he want to throw her off a cliff. Especially after that rant she gave him at Duelist Kingdom...God I'm shocked he didn't throw her off right then and there. Hell I know I would of...

Come to think of it I was there...I SHOULD have...FUCK!

Okay her ability to dance is as sorry as her ability to dress herself. That uniform was hideous...I KNOW there MUST have been SOMETHING better! She should have worn the boy's outfits, they'd have looked better. But her apparel during battle city was wretched! Her in a skirt is bad enough, but the shorts! Oh HELL NO! And plat forms, with socks might I add? Ugh...Yugi's short enough...don't make it worse on him...

Yes, I commend her for winning a round on DDR. But really. I could have no feet and dance on my hands and win that game. But that doesn't make me a good dancer! And you know some professional dancers SUCK at DDR! So you probably, no wait you DO suck at dancing Anzu! YOu have no rhythm! And don't you know Platforms do not make good dancing shoes?

And your need to repeat we can do anything with the power of friendship! FUCK friendship! Friendship is over rated! Who needs friends when you can kick peoples asses and make them fear you? I'm sure the people who's faces I carved my curses into won't mess with me.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

What? I was making up for the times I said friend in any sense of the word.

Fuck.

That's like my curse word you know...I'm forbidden to say it with out the word FUCK following close by.

Conclusion?

She should be beaten with a 2X4 with a nail in it, tied to the bottom of a truck, driven through a cactus patch, beaten again with a 2X4 with a nail in it, have her limbs hacked apart with an apple corer, her eye lids stapled shut, and finally deep fried to be made into Pokemon food.

And pokemon don't really exhist, so that's saying something right there.

xxx

Leo: Well I hope that pleased you Anzu haters, and if you love Anzu, you can die! ...just kidding you don't have too...but if you want to you can...XD okay okay I'm going to stop before I offend someone XD