Leo: Here's yet another one XD

Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba. Rich, very rich. So he's justified in being a pompous ass. Yes I approve of him to a slight degree. He would make a very good minion. He has money. And lots of it. He could buy a continent! He could buy antarctica and make it into his personal lair complete with penguins! What MORE COULD one person possibly want? I want my own penguin. Or a polar bear.

He hates Yami. He earned points for that. He tried at all costs to make that ass lose. He gained more points for that. He cheated in order to make Yami lose and succeeded. DING! He's reached a level of coolness!

He wants everything his way! And who can argue to that? Though I must say with as much money as he has. He should be a little happier. I mean really! Get the decaying animal out of your butt Kaiba! I think he needs to do what all rich people do! Pimp out! He could SO be a pimp! He could have Rissian hookers as door greeters for Kaiba land! I would so go there! I'd even PAY to get in if he did that!

Though his obsession with his brother is scary. I think Mokuba should own some hookers too. That would make the kid happy. And if not, buy him the new version of Pokemon, that would make any 8 year old happy! Wait...he's not 8? Oh damn.

I so know Kaiba killed his step father. I know it. And unlike everyone else who thinks he's a bitch head for doing it, I praise him! Though I think you should stabbed him with a spork there Kaiba. But I won't hold it against you that you didn't.

Unfortunately there is one thing about you, Kaiba, that irritates me. Your obsession with the Blue Eyes. Yes it has a very high attack power. And defense also. But it has no effect and can be destroyed by a number of things, for instance, a Man Eater Bug, a Trap Hole, Fissure, Reigeki Break, Sakuretsu Armor, and plenty of other things! Including stronger monsters...And you can also remove it from play with a card like soul release, so it's really not THAT great. not great enough to build a plane modeled after it.

Also, I've never seen someone so dramatic at Duel monsters than Seto Kaiba. The way he throws his arm out, I'm surprised he hasn't lost his balance and fallen over. You know what, I think I know what's happening! Kaiba's drinking while dueling!

So kids what have we learned today?

Kaiba's rich, needs a harem, one for his brother too, and maybe me for suggesting it to him, he needs to get a penguin, so he can get over the blue eyes, and he needs to get the dead critter out of his ass!

p.s. Hey Kaiba can I have your white Jacket? The one that does the kick ass floaty thing. Now that you're back to the navy blue one can you donate the other one to me? I know my black one's cool, but I want that white one too!

xxx

Leo: GASP OH THE HORROR!