Leo: Here's Marik for you XD

Yami Marik

OKay Marik. Slightly if not completely delusional. Liked to send people to the shadow realm? What's so wrong with that? Oh wait, HE SENT ME THERE! Bastard... Stupid yami psycho and his deformed hair. I was only helping so I could get the damn millenium items and take over the world! Is that so wrong? Then Marik comes a long and destroys me dream! Not that I stayed there for long. Again the tap your feet together -poof- Marik's gone, thing comes back into play.

Marik was all in all okay, though the cape was a little over board...But then again he needed to make his body look balanced with his hair...

How he managed to ALMOST lose against Jounouchi is BEYOND me...If I were him and I was faced with even the slight possiblility to losing, I'd like rip their insides out and hang them from a telephone pole. Teach them to win against me.

Though I can't understand why he didn't get around to sending Rashiid to the shadow realm...Ra only knows he had enough time. But NOOO he had to be all dramatic about it. I'da sent Isis to the shadow too. Actually if I were him I'd have thrown her off the blimp.

I think Marik had this weird affixitation with his rod. And that wasn't a perverted joke there people. And I don't mean THAT rod! The millenium rod you idiots...You mortals and your sick Rod jokes. But seriously. That thing was like glued to his hand...Along with that damn Ra card...Same applies to him as it does yami. He'd have never won if not for that MAJOR crutch. Cheatng bastard.

Okay NOW to his hair. I thought mine was unruly. He's like a kid on crack sticking his tongue in an electric socket. Or at least that's what I pictured. Maybe he's sticking his rod in there instead of his tongue. You can take that as perverted or not...Both possibilities are there I suppose... But really! How does one to that? By sticking their head in a bucket of glue and hanging upside down from the closet rack over night? I guess it's possible. He looks like a, what did hikari call it...he saw it on TV...uh...AH! He looks like a dragonBallZ knock off! That's what it was. Only I think Marik looks more retarded...

But I suppose that's the only real issue with him. Though he managed to send that annoying Mai bitch to the shadows. I'll be ranting about her too. She's annoying enough I suppose.

Conclusion?

Marik is a psycho, plain and simple, with maybe a little too much hair and a rod fetish that really does sound incredibly wrong now that I say it to myself...But you know what? It's a possibility...But I'm not going any furthur with that...No siree...

xxx

Leo: Well I hope you're not going to kill me...trust me I LOVE Marik...