Kylie! I ran out of things to say….. weee)
"The wedding, let's do it again… tonight, or right now after breakfast! What do you say?" Lorelai asked eagerly.
"What, why?" Luke frowned, Lorelai deflated a little.
"Because I want to remember my wedding"
"What's the difference if you remember or not?" Luke asked while he walked around the room getting ready.
"Because I don't want to go the rest of my life with people asking me what my wedding was like and me answering 'I don't know I was too drunk'"
"You do know that if we get married again you'll have to answer 'you want to hear the real story, or the nice one?' and that's just as bad as saying you were drunk"
"No it's not, it's different, I'll have the memory"
"Lorelai…" Luke said annoyed.
"Wait, you don't want to do it, huh?" Lorelai took a step back even though they were no where near each other.
"We're already married, why does it matter?"
"I want the memory, Luke" Lorelai said in a quiet voice, his chin dropped to his chest.
"I can't believe I'm doing this" Luke mumbled. "Fine, after breakfast we can get married… again, but you're not allowed to drink until we're out of the chapel" he warned.
"Eek! Thank you, thank you, thank you" Lorelai ran over to him and hugged him tight.
"Stop screaming" Luke said pressing the bridge of his nose to ease his headache.
During breakfast Lorelai told Rory about their new plans, Rory went along with everything, she knew how Lorelai was and that this thing would annoy her forever and her and Luke would have problems because of it.
All through breakfast, once the talk was over, they all teased each other. Anyone who saw them would think they had been married for… well Jess' age plus over nine months. And by the way Rory and Jess bugged each other you'd think they were just some sibling rivalry.
After breakfast they all went back to their rooms to get a little less hung-over. About twenty minutes later all four of them met up in the lobby. They walked over to the chapel, Lorelai griping Luke's hand.
Once there Lorelai explained the situation and the chapel gave them this wedding for half of and threw in the video for free. Luke stood at the end of the small hallway, he was dressed in a fancy shirt and pants, Rory was standing next to him since Lorelai had convinced Jess into walking her down the isle, and after all he was the only one there who had experience doing that before. After Jess finished walking her down the isle he and Rory switched places since he was going to be Luke's witness and Rory was going to be Lorelai's.
Lorelai smiled at Luke when he reached down to grab his hand, he turned to look at her and smiled back before the guy started talking.
A few minutes had passed and the guy just kept on yapping about marriage didn't they tell him that we're already married? Lorelai wondered she turned to glance at Luke who had his serious face on; he was listening intently to the guy yap on and on, she smiled at Luke's face. He turned to look at her and smirked. Lorelai turned and saw that Rory was also paying attention, heck even Jess was paying attention maybe I should pay attention also Lorelai wondered. Before long the whole 'ceremony' was over, Luke had kissed her and now they were walking out of the chapel place.
The receptionist lady handed them their previous video and told them to come back by six for the new one. Luke grabbed the video and Lorelai looked at it wirily, she feared what was there. Luke thanked the lady and all four of them left. Lorelai gave Rory and Jess some money so they disappear for the rest of the day. Luke and Lorelai went back to the hotel room to watch their first wedding man that weird, I've been married twice in less than twenty four hours and to the same man.
The video started and they could see the same place they had been a few minutes ago but now Lorelai was leaning against Jess at the end of the isle.
"Shouldn't I walk down the isle?" Lorelai wondered loudly, it was pretty obvious she was drunk.
"You can't even walk, Mom" Rory called from the end of the isle.
"I can so, look" Lorelai stumbled a little before Jess caught her.
"Ok, I'm starting to like that you annoyed me until I agreed to redo the wedding" Luke mumbled looking at the wedding video.
"Can we please start this thing? The sooner he's mine the better" Lorelai said. And the wedding began, Luke walked down the isle only stumbling two times.
During the whole time the guy spoke Lorelai 'whispered' stuff to Luke and then she'd giggle and he'd chuckle, then Rory would shush them, it would be a few seconds before Lorelai whispered something again.
"Oh my God, I can't believe we did that" Lorelai said ashamed.
By the time where Luke was supposed to kiss Lorelai, well… he did, but not only that. It began slow and cute but after a second Lorelai had pushed the kiss further, Luke wrapped his arms pulling her closer to him and she stuck her hands inside his back pockets.
"Mom…?" Rory asked tentatively but they just ignored her, Lorelai's right hand wondered to the front of Luke's pants and the next thing on the video was a low moan coming from Luke.
"Geez!" Luke turned red.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Jess stepped up and pulled those two apart.
"Thanks" Rory told him.
"Can you help Lorelai?" Jess motioned with his head and Rory got into action.
"Congratulations!" the guys yelled as the four left the room.
"Oh my God" Lorelai whispered placing a hand over her mouth.
"I can't believe we did that" Luke's face was expressionless and he was still looking at the screen.
"Now I know why I had forgotten that" Lorelai mumbled.
"I can't believe we did that" Luke repeated.
"Now are you happy we did it again?"
"Very"
"We should get rid of this tape, burn it or something" Lorelai stated.
"Yeah… you groped me in front of your daughter!" Luke suddenly said.
"I was drunk! And so were you!" Lorelai defended. "You didn't even pull back, you just moaned" Lorelai said and after a little while she began giggling, Luke looked at her with a weird expression and then he chuckled also.
The rest of the day they spent it in their room finishing what Lorelai had started in her drunken state. They called Rory and Jess and told them they were all having dinner together. After dinner they went gambling a little more. The next day, and before leaving, Luke took Lorelai to a jewelry store to buy her, her rings.
.o0 FrIdAy MoRnInG, ThE DiNeR 0o.
Rory was back at Yale, Jess was back in New York, and the newly married couple was back in town, they were going to move all of Luke's stuff over to Lorelai's during the weekend. Right now Lorelai was there for breakfast.
"Luke?" Lorelai called towards the kitchen.
"Yeah?" Luke's head pop from the door.
"I'm leaving" Lorelai stated and stood there expectantly.
"O-kay, have a nice trip?"
"No... I'm leaving" Lorelai put more emphasis on the word.
"Wha…? Oh!" Luke said and walked over to the side of the counter Lorelai was at. "Silly me" Luke said sarcastically. Lorelai nodded and reached her hands up to pull his face towards her and met him for a soft kiss.
"Oh my… Lorelai that's the way to… my God! What's that in your finger?" Miss Patty said. Luke groaned and Lorelai smiled against his lips.
"This?" Lorelai asked pulling back and looking at her hand. "Oh, where did that come from?" Lorelai faked.
"Bye, Lorelai" Luke said and gave her one last kiss.
"Oh no, no, no" she grabbed his hand and kept him in place.
"When did this happen, honey?" Miss Patty saw the rings.
"A couple of days ago" Lorelai said with a smile, she turned to look at Luke who had his eyes cast down at his shoes.
"Wow, my, my, my, does Luke have good taste or what?" Miss Patty kept inspecting the ring. "Oh! But you're wearing two" Miss Patty frowned. "You're only supposed to wear one, honey"
"No, it should be two" Lorelai said with a smiled.
"Oh no, honey, you have it wrong. One ring means you're engaged and two means you're married" Patty explained.
"I know" Lorelai reassured Patty. "I really have to go" she told Luke and pecked him. "See you for dinner" she smiled at him.
"You're mean" Luke frowned at Lorelai when she walked over to the door.
"Love you too" Lorelai smiled.
"Wait but… Oh my God!" it finally clicked in Patty's head with that Lorelai left the dinner and Luke hid in the storage room.
The End
Even though it was the last chapter I'd like to read your comments, to know if you liked how I ended it, and the whole drunk video.
Also I'd be nice to know if you liked this small series.
THEM PILLS has been updated over at my LJ. Also I posted another story (one shot) here called… Luke's Bday.
