A Yuugiou Yaoi Story
By Kikei
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A/N: Oww... My head seriously hurts right now. I think I've eaten too many Otter Pops. BUT! That's the reason why I stay in my bed, curled up with a printed Yaoi story! So, that where I got the urge to write one myself! HURRAY!
I'm pretty sure there's some other story like this in Fanfic, but this is MY version. SO THERE. FLAME ON THAT, FOOLS!
...NO, DON'T LEAVE! I LOVE YOU!
Anyway, I have to be honest with you guys. I got this idea from the "Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset" DracoxHarry Slash by Anthea Rose. After reading that ABSOLUTE stroke of genius, I was more inspired to make this Fanfic after reading ANOTHER BRILLIANT Slash, this time by Ariadne Bassarid called "Picture Perfect", this time a SetoxJou, so... yeah. I dunno why I had to tell you guys. Just seemed interesting. READ THEM BOTH! THEY ARE AWESOME STORIES!
Anyway, I have A LOT of PHUN things planned for this story. And, just like the rest of my stories, I may just give up updating by, like, the 3rd chapter. So... if you end up REALLY LIKING this story, WHICH I'M GRATEFUL FOR, be WARNED, since I might not ever update.
Like... ever.
SO BE WARNED!
But enjoy it anyway.
Not that I think it'll be successful.
BTW! I've rated this a "T" for "Teens" rating, but that doesn't mean ANYONE ranging from 13 or older can read this. I'm still plotting if I want lemon in this or not, so I may change the rating. BUT BE WARNED. IF YOU HATE CONSTANT CURSING IN YOUR STORIES, THEN DON'T BOTHER TO READ THIS THEN. Not that the cursing is all THAT bad. I'm just saying.
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SUMMARY: Domino High School's been spreading rumors that the wealthy yet coldhearted CEO otherwise known as Seto Kaiba is into MEN! So how far will the boy go just to prove he isn't, even hiring his blonde rival, the "Pup", otherwise known as Katsuya Jounouchi?
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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NADA. If I did own Yuugiou, though, then the only thing it would be filled with would be Opposite of Cold Guys making out, so...
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The tall, rich, CEO brunette couldn't believe it. Seto Kaiba was beyond screaming in anger. He was beyond slapping his fellow students when they even whispered the article's title in the school newspaper, "The Domino Express." He was so angry, in fact, that he didn't even bother to insult Yuugi and his gang as he walked into the school, his normal ego-filled stride to his desk replaced by a trudging gait.
How DARE they?
Those bastards. He would KILL the school newspaper for spreading such LIES as that. You couldn't even call them lies! They didn't even deserve to be WORDS. How it was even POSSIBLE to put the words, "Seto" and "queer" together in a sentence was BEYOND comprehension. How they even THOUGHT of that... that... NONSENSE made the prodigy duelist clench his fist in a ball full of rage.
The article read as such:
"SETO KAIBA: Wealthy, Handsome, and... Queer?
When one thinks of the name, Seto Kaiba, one might think 'Rich Boy', 'Attractive', or 'Clever yet Sophisticated'. But is this young, 17-year-old successor to the World-Famous "Kaiba Corp." always so clever? Especially in his love life?
During the past year in Domino High, a record of almost more than half of the school's population of female students have been turned down by this so-called "Master Duelist", when asking for a simple night out with the young teenage boy. One must wonder, 'Why? Why does Seto Kaiba, one of the most elegant and smartest students of Domino High School refuse to go on a date with youthful, attractive girls, some even older than him?'
Perhaps it is because said genius is not ready for a love life? Or, perhaps it is because the boy is just too busy to take his so-called girlfriend out for dinner, running a prominent company like "Kaiba Corp."?
Or maybe it is the fact that Seto Kaiba has an interest in the same sex?
One witness claims to have seen the homosexual boy engaging himself in a catalog of "Sears", looking only in the Men's Wear. Now, one might just defend him, saying, 'But he has a right to look at a clothing catalog, when buying clothes!'
Said witness declares, "He was looking at the catalog with a look of fascination in his dark, blue eyes. I, of course, had my doubts, being a big admirer of his. But when I saw his cheek blush a deep tomato red at the sight of a man in white undergarments for 950 yen apiece, all those feelings of admiration turned into a ball of sickness and confusion."
Indeed, one has a right to feel those same feelings of sickness and confusion, when you find out the real truth behind the homosexual Seto Kaiba."
God DAMN IT!
Seto sighed apprehensively as he sat down into his seat with a loud "THUMP". The boy closed his eyes, wishing for all of this turmoil to go away. This is all just a simple dream, He told himself repeatedly. This is NOT happening!
Seto heard footsteps approaching his deskas he chose to ignore them.
"So, Kaiba, have fun reading the 'Sears' catalog last night?" A loud annoying voice rang out from the darkness of his eyes as the taller brunette tried to maintain his composure.
"Uh, Jounouchi-kun, I don't think you should be bothering Kaiba at a time like this..." another small, timid voice called out." He looks... really mad right now..."
"Yuugi, you just don't understand the means of revenge. All this time the bastard's been mocking me, and NOW he finally gets what he deserves!" the annoying one laughed heartedly, making Seto's veins in his head throb. "That idiot TOTALLY deserves---"
A clash of chairs and a loud yell coming from Katsuya Jounouchi ended in the blonde duelist being pinned to his desk, the collar of his shirt clenched tightly in Seto's bulky hands, his face less than 3 inches away from the other's.
"Who-- the-- HELL-- do-- you-- think-- you-- are-- CALLING ME A BASTARD, mutt!" the chocolate-haired teenager whispered threateningly at the poor boy pinned below him, Seto's breath tickling the blonde's nose. Jounouchi shifted uncomfortably under the weight of the rich CEO, as the said CEO moved in closer, until his nose touched the so-called "mutt's". "TELL ME, YOU BASTARD."
Jounouchi gulped as soon as he realized how close he was to the teenager that he called "The Bastard." Suddenly, a smirk appeared on his tan-skinned face, a mischievous look on his face. "You know, Kaiba, if you wanted me in this position, you didn't need a stupid article to tell me." His smirk changed into an evil, lust-filled grin.
Seto's eyes narrowed frighteningly as he pulled Jounouchi closer, ALMOST making their lips touch lightly. "One more word and---"
"MR. KAIBA! GET OFF OF MR. JOUNOUCHI THIS INSTANT!"
One gasp from the class made the angry yet red-faced rich-boy immediately let go of the white shirt in his palm, sitting back down in his chair, ignoring the whispers of the class as the sensei in front of the blackboard tried to calm himself down after what he had seen.
Katsuya slowly stood up from his desk, wiping imaginary dust from his school uniform as he sat back down in his own seat, coughing slightly, a small, pink blush forming in his cheeks, either from anger or from... something else unknown.
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"MOKUBA! GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
The poor ebony-haired pre-teen marched down the stairs, a look of smug annoyance plastered on his small, light-colored face. A sigh escaped his lips as he sat down on the couch that his older brother was currently about to rip into shreds. After a few moments of letting his brother mutter the hell out of himself, Mokuba finally spoke.
"'Nii-kun, I know you didn't call me down here just to make me listen to you mutter to yourself about that stupid article. You rarely call me downstairs to talk about something, so this must be important. And it BETTER be, because I had to pause the TiVo while recording Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Mokuba let out a long, exasperated sigh as his older brother turned to face him, cheeks red from being angry so much.
"How the HELL did you find out about that... MISTAKE... IN THE SCHOOL PAPER!" Seto let out a loud scream that he had been holding in for quite some time.
The shorter brother shrugged, as if it wasn't such a big deal. "From the same people that told me you sexually harassed Katsuya Jounouchi today before class started," he said carelessly. "Nii-kun, if you really don't want people to think you're gay, then I say stop trying to molest poor, innocent bo---"
"WHAT THE HELL!" he practically ripped his hair out of his head as he stood up abruptly off the couch, making his little brother jump slightly. "GODDAMMIT, MOKUBA, HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS!"
"I have Senpai friends, you know."
"DAMMIT!" Seto yelled uncontrollably, causing everyone on his block to turn their heads toward the sound and raise their eyebrows in question. A string of colorful profanity came out from the CEO's mouth, making his younger brother cover his ears in hopes that he would not start using those words.
"IT'S YUUGI AND HIS LITTLE GANG OF FREAKS, ISN'T IT, MOKUBA! ISN'T IT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH THOSE CRACKHEADS! NOW THEY'VE ROTTED YOUR MIND WITH PERVERTED THOUGHTS OF ME BEING A FREAKIN HOMO!"
"I don't think you're gay, Seto."
"NOW YOU'LL START MAKIN' OUT WITH BO-- What?" Somehow, the loud, usually calm teenager found comfort in the words said.
"I said that I don't think you're a homosexual, 'Nii-kun."
The brunette sat back down, running a hand through his silky, brown hair, something that he rarely did, only when he was thinking very hard. Then he looked at his little brother, who was innocently staring back with purple-grayish eyes.
"Thanks, Mokie."
Mokuba grinned, nodding. "You're welcome, just don't call me 'Mokie' anymore or I'll take back everything I said."
The tall CEO ignored his bother's last comment as he calmed down slightly, staring up at his ceiling.
"But you have to admit, you do come off as... queer."
"WHAT!" Seto looked appalling at his little brother as he turned his head suddenly at Mokuba's comment. He let his eyes narrow at his young sibling as said sibling shifted under his older brother's glare.
"B-But that can easily be fixed, you see!" Mokuba said quickly, backing as far away from his brother as possible. "All you have to do is learn to be less... fruity!"
"Fruity! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING FRUITY!"
The dark-color-haired boy laughed uncomfortably as he started to open his mouth cautiously. "W-Well," the younger Kaiba started, clearing his throat for the 80th time, "You use Shampoo and Conditioner."
Seto growled. "So? Everyone uses Conditioner."
"Not Conditioner imported from Florence, Italy."
Seto's eyes twitched as he noted that. "So? Who the hell cares if I use damn Italian Conditioner?"
"That's kinda fruity."
The black-haired boy heard a small grunt from his brother. Mokuba gulped under his brother's stare. "You see, most guys your age just wash their hair with normal Shampoo, like, say, Head N' Shoulders."
"Fine, then. Teach me how to not be... 'Fruity'." he snarled, using his fingers to quote the word "Fruity".
"But, Seto, I can't do that!" Mokuba cried, shaking his hands out in front of him.
"WHY THE HELL NOT!"
"That would involve me going out shopping with my OLDER BROTHER. You know what people would say if they saw ME escort YOU in and out of a MALL!" Mokuba sighed. "Besides, I DO have a life, you know. I can't be taking care of my 17-year-old brother!"
Seto's eyes narrowed for the 15th time that day. "Since when did you become a smart-ass, Mokie?" he questioned, emphasizing the word "Mokie".
"Since I moved in with YOU, dear brother."
Said brother ignored the last comment as he started to mumble to himself. "Well then, who the hell am I supposed to ask for help?" Seto asked bitterly, once again running his hand through his Italian-Conditioned Hair.
"I don't know, why not Jounouchi or someone like that?"
A long pause came after this lethal sentence, then...
"WHY THE HELL WOULD I ASK THAT STUPID BASTARD MUTT?"
Mokuba rolled his eyes carelessly, shaking his head. "Because, Seto, every girl that you would ask for help would probably rape you, every guy that you know would run away from you because now they thing you're gay, and if you asked Yuugi or Yami no Yuugi, you would never listen to him and probably force him into a duel!"
Goddammit. His little brother had a point.
"Damn it all."
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The tension was fierce. Everyone in the restaurant paused to look at the two teenage boys that seemed to be having some sort of staring contest, one boy occasionally taking a sip of his soda, and the other narrowing his eyes to the point where they were nothing more than slits.
"Once again, Kaiba, what the hell do you want with me?"
The said CEO twitched his head to the side as he took in a deep breath. "Shut your filthy mouth, mutt, and don't talk that way to me. Be grateful that I've giving you this opportunity."
The blonde Jounouchi growled slightly. "Opportunity? To what? Stab you in the stomach and slit your throat, I hope?"
Seto sneered back in reply, giving him the finger. "No, you damn idiot. Teach me those grimy, dog-like ways that you call 'The Man's Way.'"
The poor blonde teenager, who was drinking his Pepsi Vanilla, almost choked on the brunette's comment, laughing hysterically. "YO-YOU WANT... WHAT--! 'THE--- THE MA--' HAH!"
"Jesus, shut your rabies-filled mouth, puppy!" Seto scoffed, slapping Jounouchi with his left hand, causing the latter duelist to twitch in hurt.
"What the hell was that for, bastard?"
Ignoring that last insulting comment, the rich, chocolate-haired heir pulled out a briefcase from under the table that they were currently sitting at. He quickly used his slim fingers to form a numerical combination on the lock, and forced the briefcase open, revealing millions and millions of colorful, goldish-greenish yen.
Jounouchi stopped giggling enough just to admire the huge amount that was stored in the small briefcase.
"Alright, listen up, you pig-faced mutt. I will give you this entire briefcase full of yen, 150,000 yen to be exact, if you can promise me that there will be no more articles in the school newspaper claiming that I am a freakin' queer." Seto stated in a passive tone.
Katsuya blinked, his eyes constantly narrowing and lighting up at random times, unsure of what to say.
"You better swear to me that you won't dress me up in a damn doggy suit, or something along those lines," Jounouchi said threateningly, biting his lower lip.
"Why, mutt, thank you for giving me the idea!" Seto smirked, crossing his legs in a feminine way. "But, if your teachings are useful enough, I'll spare you the costume... for now."
"You bastard..." the blonde muttered, crossing his arms." Fine. I'll take the damn deal."
Seto grinned evilly. "Fine. We start tomorrow, at night, around 9:30, at my house. Go through the back, so that no one will see you enter my house, got that doggy-boy?"
It was Jounouchi's turn to flip the CEO off. "Fine. When do I get the money?"
"When your so-called 'Manly Ways' work absolute wonders on me."
The blonde's smug smirk turned into a lustful grin. "You know, that could mean many things, Kaiba."
Seto blinked, realizing what he said. "You shut your yap, doggy! What I did in class was absolute threatening!"
Jounouchi raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really?" Then he smirked. "It didn't seem threatening. In fact, it seemed... almost lustful."
The brunette stood up from his seat, slamming his fist on the table, nearly causing their drinks to be spilt. "What the HELL are you implying, you freak-dog!"
Jounouchi stood up as well, the mischievous look from their previous encounter back in his brown-colored eyes. He approached the red-faced heir slowly, swinging his hips in a desirable fashion, making the brunette raise his eyebrows contemplatively. "You'll find out tomorrow night, Kaiba," he whispered, smiling at the way he made Kaiba cringe.
"Oh, screw you, mutt."
"You wish you could, don't you?"
And off Jounouchi went to tell Yuugi, Honda, Anzu, and Ryou about his adventures with the CEO.
This left said CEO to pay for their sodas.
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A/N: Dammit. Damn it all.
I FUDGING HATE THE WAY I WRITE. I JUST HATE MY STYLE. HOW COME OTHER PEOPLE ARE GREATER THAN ME! JESUS.
ANYWAY, the good news is, I already know what to put in for the next chapter! We'll see Jou-kun's feelings about the said teachings in the story, Anzu's "wise" teachings, Seto's nervousness about the whole thing, AND MAYBE EVEN SLIGHT LEMON CONTACT.
OMFG.
BUT THAT'S A MAYBE! YOU'LL HAVE TO REVIEW TO SEE THAT NEXT CHAPTER!
KIKEI SIGNING OFF!
(wait, I don't say that...)