The Water Tribe Way – By MuffyTaj
"Hey little lady," The sleazy fire nation soldier said. Katara had been gathering water from the river, when all of a sudden a random firebender had turned up! "You're awfully pretty…"
Zuko was walking around in the woods, wondering where the hell the avatar was, or his uncle was for that matter, when he heard a piercing shriek.
"That sounded like a woman in trouble! And since I only know one woman, it must be Katara!" He shouted, and raced off towards the screaming.
"Help!" The screamer screamed when they saw Zuko. "Help me, oh kind sir!"
Zuko raised an eyebrow as he took in the scene before him. The fire nation troop had been frozen naked to the tree, icicles piercing his hands and shoved up his nostrils, whilst Katara readied an ice dagger.
"Wanna-be rapist." She said shortly, not seeming at all surprised to see Zuko. "Any objections to me," here the ice dagger cut through the air, resting against the fire nation man's groin "dealing with him the water tribe way?"
"None at all." Zuko said in a slightly higher pitched voice than usual, as he began to seriously reconsider his life goals.
"Good." Katara smirked, and swung.