Mai and Shizuka

Ah yes, Mai. Another rich person who complains about not having something they want. Poor baby doesn't have friends. I wonder why? Oh yeah, I remember why! You're a bitch Mai!

She's not very modest either if you look at it. And as time goes more and more of her clothes seem to dissapear. If I were to say stand there next to her for ten years would she be naked? God...Why does that thought make me want to retch? I mean you'd think 'oh naked woman! ALRIGHT!'. But not in this case...

And WHAT the hell? OKay Am I the only one who gets annoyed that she called EVERYONE HON! Geeze, it's like naw bitch I aint yo hun! ...Forgive me Ra for speaking such language in your presence...Please don't condemn me...

Anyways...Due to the fact that I can't think of nearly enough 'deeming' qualities for Mai, I've decided to throw in my detest for Shizuka in here too! Yay! More pointless 'good people' bashing!

Okay she's an airhead for one, related to Jounouchi for two, and hangs out with Anzu and Mai at the same time for three...That's like three sins in itself! What more CAN you possibly do to get yourself sent to hell! Geeze I could kill people and still have a chance to have a safe afterlife! If I killed her...And Anzu...and Mai all at the SAME time...they'd make me a god!

Insert evil plans here

May if I...Hey I'm not telling you! I called first dibs! Besides I'm the psycho here...Remember that Marik while your wallowing in the shadow realm...ANYWAYS back to bashing THEM!

Shisuka, didn't spell her name right because she doesn't deserve it. I don't know WHAT They see in her! She's not even cute! At least I don't think so, but I'm a REAL human...As opposed to say, Honda and Otogi...Who both have severe mental problems to like this useless cheerleading brat. She's like whiney...And tries to be all cool by saving her brother...Damn her! Doesn't she know that she dissapointed fifteen billion jounouchi haters? I mean guh!

She has no purpose...She sucks at dueling, she sucks at cheering, she sucks at being a friend, (fuck), she sucks at being human. What more is there possibly wrong than that?

So hats off to you Mai and Shizuka! Both of your have proven that there are no good females in all of Domino.

Conclusion:

One day I will light a fire, tie them both to roasters and dance around said fire naked with ceremonial paint smeared all over me while they turn into screaming lumps of charcoal. then for christmas dinner I'll replace the roast with them and every one will tell me how great it is even thought they're eating their so called friends!...Eww...That oen was even creepy for me...Damn...I have to go throw up now...

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Leo: There ya go...Okay...Bakura...tell us what you REALLY feel ...heh...well until next chapter. I have one for Otogi and Mokuba coming your way so until then! Love you all!