A Yuugiou Yaoi Story
By Kikei
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A/N: YOW. I mean, WOWZERS. I have to be honest with you guys, I really didn't expect that many reviews encouraging me to move on with this Ficlet, telling me that my writing style was awesome, and stuff like that. To be honest, I thought that this story would only receive like, 4 reviews!
But you never know.
ANYWAY! Thank you ALL for the kind, humorous, and helpful reviews. I'll try to live up to all the things that you said I was... ((blushes)) I can't take all the credit!
Actually, I yes I can. XP
ENJOY THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MAH STORY!
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SUMMARY: Domino High School's been spreading rumors that the wealthy yet coldhearted CEO otherwise known as Seto Kaiba is into MEN! So how far will the boy go just to prove he isn't, even hiring his blonde rival, the "Pup", otherwise known as Katsuya Jounouchi?
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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NADA. If I did own Yuugiou though, then the only thing it would be filled with would be Opposite of Cold guys making out instead of dueling, so...
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Jounouchi stared blankly at his bedroom ceiling on his unmade bed, contemplating the night before. It was bad enough that it had actually happened, but the fact that his mind had continued to harass him about it made him want to bang his head on the door to his room, not caring that it would leave a large, pinkish bump on his forehead.
The golden-haired teenager sighed deeply, confusing thoughts mingling in his head, constantly whispering all these questions that he would never dare ask anyone. Cursing under his breath, he sat up on his messy bed, and emitted a rather earsplitting scream of anguish. Oddly enough, it sounded a lot like someone's name...
There was a sudden rap on Katsuya's door, making the said blonde lay down on the bed again, grabbing a pillow and stuffing his head into it, muttering, "Come in..." under his breath.
"ONI-CHAN! I heard you scream from all the way downstairs! Are you okay!" The tan-haired Shizuka ran into the room, jumping onto her older brother's bed, yanking the white pillow out of Jounouchi's hand. Katsuya grumbled at his younger sister, grabbing the pillow back from her as she stared at her brother.
"Oni-chan, why did you yell out Kaiba's name out loud?" she interrogated, her voice now full of strict concern. "Did he beat you in Duel Monsters again?" She sighed. "Oni-chan, it's okay! I mean, he may be slightly better than you, but you have other, far better qualities! Like, you..." She paused for a second while her brother took the while blob off of his head and looked at his sister. "You can... Uhm... Well, you---"
Jounouchi sat up in his bed, staring at his sister irritably. "Thanks for the help, Shizuka," he grumbled at her while she blushed, "but that's not why I'm angry at that damn bastard."
Shizuka raised her eyebrows, expecting her brother to tell her the problem. Instead, he turned around and plopped down on his bed, his back now facing his sister. On the mattress, he inhaled deeply, then muffled a loud scream, followed by a series of vibrant cursing, making Shizuka shake her head.
"Oni-chan, why are you so angry?" Shizuka asked once more in a calm, soothing voice as she patted her older brother's back sympathetically.
"Because," Jounouchi answered, except it sounded a little stifled, as Jounouchi was talking to a mattress, "I have probably ruined the rest of my life all on some stupid deal to help someone. Jounouchi Katsuya never helps anyone outside his friends and family!" he cried, slamming his fist into the bed.
"You offered to help Kaiba!" Shizuka exclaimed, blinking. "On what? And why?"
Jounouchi turned around on the bed so as to face his now shocked-looking sister. "Yes," he muttered, an angry look coming on his face. "He wanted me to help him on becoming more like the rest of us humans, instead of the rich, snarky bastard that he is."
"But why?" Shizuka asked, looking at her brother as said brother glanced at her and looked away, staring out of the window.
"I... don't know..." he muttered silently.
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Jounouchi Katsuya shivered in his thin, cotton coat as he trudged slowly up Anzu's doorsteps, the wind howling against him. He swore under his breath, making a note in the back of his mind never to go for a walk when the weatherman with the fake wig claimed it would be a sunny day. He cursed the weather, gradually reaching Anzu's door and knocking violently on the brown, wooden entrance.
It was a while before the teenage girl answered the door, shocked to see her blonde friend standing in her doorway, shivering.
"Jounouchi-kun! Wh-What are you doing here!"
He didn't really know the reason himself. Tired of being cooped up in his now foul-smelling room, he decided to take Shizuka's advice and go out for a nice walk, to clear his head. The blonde duelist didn't really plan his route ahead of time; he had just hoped that wherever his feet led him, they would have a warm fireplace and food. Ignoring his friend's question, he walked into the house, relieved that the fireplace was blazing with heat. Katsuya slowly made his way to the couch, crashing down on it, placing his jacket on the coffee table in front of him.
"Got any food?" he inquired, glancing at the now slightly-annoyed brunette. Anzu sighed exasperatedly, plopping down next to Jounouchi, who continued to stare at her. "Jounouchi-kun, why are you here? You have food at your own house; no doubt Shizuka's willing to make a whole feast for you. Why'd you come here of all places?"
Katsuya shrugged. "I dunno, felt like a walk?" he half-lied, now looking at the fireplace in front of the two.
"Jounouchi-kun, you never usually visit me while taking a walk. In fact, you don't really hang out with me much, outside of Yuugi-kun and the rest. You must've come here for a reason."
The blonde cursed at Anzu's ability to force the truth out of others. It must be a girl thing, he thought irritably, trying not to look at the now concerned-looking female brunette.
"Look, I honestly don't know," he stated, throwing his hands up in the air in defeat. "But, if I told you something that was supposed to be a secret, and if anyone else found out, I would be the laughingstock of the whole school, would you laugh?" Jounouchi asked cautiously, afraid of what his brunette friend would say.
"...Look. Maybe the other guys in our so-called 'Posse' might laugh hysterically, but I won't... Maybe." She smiled, looking at the shocked face that was plastered on Jounouchi's face. "I guess it depends on the situation... Like say, you were gay!"
At this, Jounouchi blinked and looked away from Anzu, cursing himself for coming over in the first place, yet not willing to leave. He heard Anzu gasp from behind him.
"Oh my God, Jounouchi-kun, are you...!"
He chose not to say anything after this, now cursing the profound awkward silence between them. "I-I mean, if you are, J-Jounouchi-kun, there is NOTHING wrong with it! I-I mean, that doesn't change the fact that you ARE still my friend, and I have to support you in anything you do... A-And, I mean, well, it kinda explains why you haven't been jumping Mai lately... But, like, w-when...?"
Katsuya turned around to face Anzu, now red in the face. "LOOK! I didn't say I was gay, okay! I just... I'm not sure anymore!" he said with ease, as if to choose his words carefully.
Anzu blinked, trying to understand her now flustered friend. "Well, Jounouchi-kun... You might be Bi!"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" The blonde yelled exasperatedly, standing up to pace around the room. "LOOK! I made a deal with that bastard Kaiba that I would teach him how not to act queer anymore in exchange for 150,000 yen." He paused, allowing Anzu to gasp in shock. "I don't know why the HELL I did it, though! I mean, there's the money, but it's KAIBA for God's sake! I mean, wouldn't I rather punch myself in the balls then strike a deal with him! WHY THE HELL DID I DO IT!"
Jounouchi now admired Anzu's patience as he sat down again, taking in deep breaths and waiting for the brunette's commentary on the whole thing.
"Well," The brunette started timidly, clearing her throat and scrunching her nose in concentration, careful to find the right words that would not offend the blonde teenager, "H-How do you feel about the whole thing?"
Katsuya shrugged, waving off the question with a shake of his hand. "I don't know... Sick to the stomach, I guess."
Anzu nodded. "Uh huh. Is this really how you feel?"
The duelist looked at the brunette teenage-girl. "Yeah, why?"
"Honestly...?"
Katsuya sighed loudly, rolling his eyes. "Well, yeah!" Then, in a whisper, "Half of me..."
Anzu smiled awkwardly, catching his little confession. She continued on, encouraged by his slip of the tongue. "Well, what does the other half feel?"
Jounouchi had now refused to look at Anzu. He knew coming to her house was a mistake from the beginning! He blushed slightly, trying to find the answer. "I don't kn-- Well... I dunno, I guess..." He thought about it for a while, about the situation with Kaiba, and how he would have to come over his house later on that day. He felt a sick, dizzying feeling in his head, but, somewhere, deep in his stomach, it gave a happy squirm, as if eager to meet the tall CEO. He gulped, somewhat slightly angry at that feeling.
"...Excited, I guess."
At this, Anzu let out a small cough, which was almost uncatchable. "Uhm... O-Okay, Uhm, well, why do you think that?"
The blonde duelist blinked. "I dunno! You tell me!"
Anzu sighed. "Well, okay. But, if you don't like the answer, don't blame me later on!" Jounouchi grunted, slightly nervous on what Anzu had to say.
"Well, Jounouchi-kun, I can only come to the conclusion that you... feel uncertain about Kaiba." Katsuya glanced at the now awkward-faced Anzu, who continued on. "It's maybe because... well, you... Oh, I dunno... like him?"
The blonde Jounouchi let out a loud cough, choking on air. "I w-what! LIKE that bastard Kaiba!" He felt another slight squirm in his stomach, but ignored it as he started to yell loudly. "Whatever gave you that damn idea!"
"You did."
"Th-that's not the point...!" he stuttered, trying to find some flaw in Anzu's words. "B-because... Wh-Why would I always call him a damn bastard all the time i-if I 'LIKE' him!"
Anzu sighed. "Jounouchi-kun, you're just in very deep denial. You don't know what to feel for him ever since you started liking him in this way that you don't know how to feel for him anymore, since you have practically spent most of your life hating him." Then, she smirked. "Or, maybe it's just that you're an ass."
"Well--- HEY! Don't call me an ass!" Jounouchi exclaimed, looking at Anzu, who laughed. "The point is, I DO NOT LIKE KAIBA." he started, nodding in a final way. "It's just... why do I always act like I wanna seduce him every time I see him?" He shuddered at the thought, once again ignoring the now pleasurable squirm in his stomach. "I mean, I don't usually act that way, but, for some reason, I can't freakin' stop myself from acting like a damn idiot."
Anzu shrugged, now standing up from her place at the couch, stretching. "Maybe it's because you like him so much, that you can't help but play with his head, and see how he feels about it." The brunette stretched her long arms out. "Or, maybe it's just that you want to seduce him."
Katsuya blushed profoundly at this comment, the squirm in his stomach growing larger. "Sh-shut up!"
Anzu grinned at Jounouchi, who grabbed his coat, stuck out his tongue at her, and walked out of the door. She smiled fondly at the now-closed wooden door, and laughed.
"Aww... Jounouchi-kun's in love."
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It's maybe because... well, you... Oh, I dunno... like him..?
He was going to have to kill Anzu later on, the golden-haired boy reminded himself as he slowly crept around the large building that was Kaiba's house, and jumped a three-foot fence that led to the backyard. As he treaded on the neatly cut grass, he felt his stomach give that familiar squirm of excitement, and tried once again to ignore it as he walked a few feet more to Kaiba's back door. He pounded harshly on it, Anzu's voice of reason still floating in his head.
Jounouchi sighed exasperatedly as he knocked again, this time louder than last time, the bag that was slung over his shoulder about ready to fall off, as it was quite heavy. The boy was growing more impatient every second, and it was cold at this time of night. He grumbled to himself, knocking loudly once again, coming to the conclusion that the stupid bastard had purposely left him here to freeze to death. Huh. And Anzu said that Jounouchi liked that jerk.
Before Katsuya could knock once more, the door opened hesitantly, showing dark blue eyes that were visible in the moonlight.
"Oh God, it's you..." An arrogant tone answered, making Jounouchi scowl. "That's right, we made a deal, didn't we?" Katsuya could feel the smirk on Kaiba's breath as he opened the door slightly, only enough so that his whole body could be seen.
Kaiba smirked at the now shivering blonde, who was staring angrily at said CEO. "Goddammit, a-aren't you gonna let me in, you b-bastard!" Katsuya spat, about ready to push Kaiba aside so as to give him entrance to the house.
"What the hell is that on your back, mutt-face?" Kaiba asked inertly, ignoring the younger boy's question.
"S-Supplies," Jounouchi answered hastily, frowning when Kaiba gave a loud laugh. "Now let me in, d-damn you!"
Kaiba's smirk grew wider. "Why should I? What're you gonna teach me, anyway, that'll make me... Oh, not so 'Queer' anymore?"
"Th-things like n-not shaving your legs!" Jounouchi said, his voice growing louder. "And h-how not to get regular m-manicures!" The blonde boy quivered slightly as a gust of wind blew against his skin.
"Well, pup, I've decided that I don't need your help anymore."
Katsuya stared at the taller brunette incredulously. "Wh-What! B-but the deal...!"
"Oh, the money? Well, since you didn't really help me, I'm not giving you any. I'll just hire someone else for the job, since I don't really like you."
At this, Jounouchi snapped. He let go of his already falling bag, and, even if he was shivering violently, had managed to tackle Kaiba.
"YOU--- BASTARD!"
That was it. Screw Anzu and her stupid 'You like him!' philosophy. He landed on Kaiba with a loud CRASH, and adjusted himself so that he was sitting right on top of Seto's stomach, rage now controlling his fist as he was lowering it down fast. But before he could punch Seto Kaiba in the face and make him bleed to death, he felt Kaiba's hands grab his torso, and flip him around, so that it was now Kaiba who was sitting on Jounouchi's stomach, the CEO's legs wrapping around the blonde's torso so it was clearly impossible to flip him over.
"I told you once before to never, EVER call me a bastard, didn't I, MUTT!" Kaiba whispered, brown hair falling miserably out of place and he bent down to Jounouchi's face.
Jounouchi growled, trying desperately to squirm out of Seto's grip. But, unfortunately, the taller boy was slightly stronger than the golden-haired teenager. "Now," Kaiba muttered, still whispering in that angry tone, "I want you to apologize to me like the mutt you are, got that?"
"Over--- my -- dead --- BODY!"
Kaiba felt Jounouchi struggle against him, his face screwed up in concentration, deep, sharp breaths coming out of his mouth. The blonde desperately tried using his hands to push the brunette away, but the CEO was quite strong. Kaiba looked down at the fidgeting boy, whose hair was covering his face in a messy sort of way, sweat trickling on the side of his face as the blonde placed his hands on Kaiba's chest and started to push violently.
Against the palms of his hands Jounouchi felt hard, thick muscles tighten as he pressed his hands against them, trying desperately to wriggle out of Kaiba's grip. Slowly, the hands made their soft descent downwards, now to Kaiba's stomach, which clenched under Jounouchi's touch as his palms pushed aggressively against the soft skin. Then, heard a loud laugh from above him.
A... laugh?
Jounouchi looked up, his hands still located on Kaiba's stomach, his eyebrows raised. The blonde blinked, and then pressed the stomach again, wriggling his fingers.
Kaiba looked down, horrified, at Jounouchi, before he opened his mouth and emitted a loud, genuine snort of laughter, the shocked look replaced by a nervous smile.
"Don't tell me you're ticklish...!" Jounouchi asked in amazement, suddenly smirking and letting his fingers slide gracefully over Kaiba's stomach.
"Ah---No, damn-- Dammit... HAHAHA--- N-no! St-St-STOP! H-HAH-HAH-HAH...!"
Jounouchi looked up innocently at the brunette, the smirk growing wider. "Stop what?" he asked simply, his fingers running and jumping all mover Seto's stomach, chest, and torso, speeding up the process of his hands, making Kaiba yell out a string of curses, covered up by mounds of laughter.
Kaiba shook his head, his body too weak to stop the continued attacks made by the younger boy beneath him, trying desperately to cover up his laughter. The brunette felt the blonde boy snake his hands under his shirt, and now was exploring the bare skin, reaching for Kaiba's bare back, enjoying the feeling of the warm skin beneath his fingers.
Finally, when Kaiba was too weak to stop Jounouchi from sitting up, the blonde boy sat straight up, continuing to tickle the hell out of Kaiba, the night sky gleaming with stars and the air cooling the two boys down as Jounouchi made his fingers dance across Kaiba's chest, stroking the muscles there and rubbing his thumb against them. The helpless CEO continued to giggle, his breath coming up short.
As Jounouchi's hands continued to run over Kaiba's now red-tickled chest, he felt the familiar squirm at the bottom of his stomach, the squirm of excitement and eagerness.
Katsuya let out a low gasp as he realized what he was doing to the brunette, and in what kind of position they were in; Kaiba was sprawled on the grass, his shirt lifted up to his armpits to reveal a well-toned chest, Jounouchi's hands spread on them, sitting on the CEO's legs.
The blonde boy jumped as far away from the brunette as possible, still sitting on the grass, the moonlight their only source of radiance. Kaiba sat up, taking deep breaths, his face pink from laughing so hard, strands of chocolate hair covering his face.
Slowly, he made his way toward Jounouchi, who was staring at the brown-haired teenager, blinking.
But before he could ask Kaiba a question, Kaiba had knocked him out cold.
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A/N- DUDE, OKAY.
I so did not think this chapter would end up like it would. Honest. I thought at least Jounouchi would be able to teach Kaiba a little bit, but not even THAT.
HOLY HELL.
And I have to admit, I did not end up getting to the place that I wanted to go in chapter two... OH WELL! I guess we'll just have to wait for Chapter 3, then!
Arrgh. If I continue to postpone the plot, I might have a lot more chapters then intended...
REVIEW, PLEASE! EVEN IF I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU WHAT I PROMISED IN THE SECOND CHAPTER!