Leo: Sorry for the wait! here's the next bashing session !
Otogi
OKay, where to start off this rant, as this is so obviously what it us...Okay here we go. I AM the dice master. I mastered dice WAY before he even picked them up! So he's not spcial! Actually he's more like a reject. He's the OTHER one with the Shizuka obsession...which as I said before is sick...very sick. But then again I could go on with that forever.
Why...I mean why would ANYONE wear a die as an earring! Now don't get me wrong I think it's better than a teddy bear or a sparkly rabbit, but then again, with him I wouldn't be surprised if he has a pair of both at home on his dresser top. And sorry but a die is used for game play, not as an accessory. Or as a weapon. OMG Not joking! He threw a die at Jounouchi! That's alomost as bad as Kaiba throwing duel monsters cards and thinking it's going to damage the opponent...Hello! It's a piece of cardboard with ink on it!
But moving along, I must at least commend him for his hair. As it is not sticking in 532 directions and has freaky colors -coughlikeyamiandmarikcough-. He also has it tied back...which makes him look a LITTLE less girly... And that line under his eye that looks like he messed up while applying his masscara is kinda cool...KINDA! Nothing more!
Though his clothes are almost as bad as...well everyone else's. I mean BLEH! A vest! How so, uncool! Of course I'm not a fashion critic, but I know who needs to be shot point blank by the fashion police and who doesn't. I'm an exception because I have to wear hikari's clothes...Bleh.
Otogi is about as useful as Honda...Granted Otogi has about twice the brain Honda does, but even then that's not really much of a compliment. At least wannabe dice boy can strategise a LITTLE...Though I find it hysterical that Yami beat him at his own game and started off not even knowing the rules at all...Now that is pathetic! Well I think it's about time for the conclusion, neh?
OKay 1. he needs to be tied down and have his hair bleached white, because it's cool. 2. he needs to be beaten into submission and have plastic surgery to look JUST LIKE ME! And 3. He needs to obey my every command and become a robotic copy of me that I can use to do my bidding.
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Leo: Okay, I'm contemplating soe of the other characters. Rebecca and maybe some of the people from the doom saga, but I'm not sure yet. I've actually added more to this than I planned...And YAY! We got FORUMS now!