Isis (Ishizu) and Rashiid (Odion)
Alright, this one will be fun. Isis is notorious for the "My pharaoh! My pharaoh! My pharaoh!" Crap. Oh my ra, some one please remove her voice box. I mean as I've discussed the pharaoh isn't worth all the attention he gets. Bleh...She's a psycho. But then again she IS related to Malik...SO that explains a little. But what is the deal with her anyways? She had no purpose, like all the other girls? She couldn't even tell the future when they needed it! And then she went and gave the pharaoh the Tauk! What. The. Fuck?
Her duel with Kaiba was almost laughable! She 'predicted' what he would do, and she STILL lost! What a dip shit! She talks all calm like and goes on and on about he couldn't win...Then bam, Kaiba pulls out the blue eyes and shoves his impressive victory all up in her obnoxious face! Go Kaiba!
I'm not quite certain what the deal with her outfit is either... My god I thought the annoying Egyptian wig look went out a long time ago...Or did she feel she HAD to let everyone know she came from Egypt? And how is it that she can speak perfect japanese if she lived in Egypt all her life under strict rules and shielded from the outside world?
Aain I make my point in the fact that none of the girls we knoware useful...Isn't that like sexist or something? Eitherway, let's move on to Rashiid!
He's like Malik's bitch...Worse than Mahaado is to the pharaoh! OH MY RA! I've never seen someone so obsessed! I still can't see why he wanted to be a tomb keeper. That job sounds like it sucks. Being stuck in a dark cave-like place with all this stuff, unable to steal it because you're supposed to be guarding it! What a drag. But then again this is coming from me...
He's another one with the, "must let everyone know EXACTLY where I came from" look. Why? That look SO died out several THOUSAND years ago! Just like men wearing eyeliner! Sorry Malik but its true. I mean since when do people save their head except ONE lock on the side? As if his skin wouldn't give it away that he's foriegn anyways...
The one thing that irritates me the most. Is that he tattooed his face all up like a retard. Okay I don't know what he was trying to prove with that, but apparently it didn't work as Malik seemed to not even slightly care about what happened to him. Not to mention made him Marik's biggest target.
His dueling skills suck to...Especially if he couldn't beat Jounouchi...He wasn't even strong enough to use a fucking card! Damn, he's like the girls! A useless figure that SHOULD have been banished to the shadow realm! He's almost as annoying as Shaadi!
Conclusion?
Well Isis needs to be pelted with rocks until she changes her hair style, then she needs to be locked in a room with Anzu. That ought to straighten her out. Rashiid needs to be banished to the shadow realm and have little copies of Anzu follow him at ALL times. Then he'll finally realize his way, rip his hair out, scar his face up more so you can tell there were words there and follow ME, not Malik, like a GOOD human should!
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