Leo: and here's the last pair!

Haga and Ryuzaki (spelling?)

These two are possibly the worst thing to happen to the world since the pharaoh was born! I mean my god how CAN you be THAT stupid? I thought originally these two hated each other...Apparently they're best friends...What the fuck? Okay humans are stupid. Now that we've covered that lets go into detail shall we?

Haga. Why a person would be that obsessed with insects is beyond me! I'm not afraid of them but I don't particularly care for them. But this guy...if his Insect queen came to life he'd probably make love to it...Oh...that was a BAAAD mental image there...How he can think an insect deck will ever win against say, a fiend deck or a magician deck is also one of those wtf moments.

But that's not even why he annoys me. It's that voice! That annoying, go a bug caught in your throat type annoying. And with him a wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. He likes bugs after all doesn't he? And boy does he make it obvious. Those glasses are enough to make me want to stomp on his face. I mean okay he LOVES those stupid things, but to make his glasses shaped with an insect in it? That's pushing it.

His hair is ALMOST as bad as the pharaoh's...Almost...Not quite...But you know what I'm talking about. TOO much green on him eeek...He makes my eyes bleed. And my ears...Why I even conceded to rant about him is beyond me... I think I was just TOO bored...That sucks too, because I don't even want to think about him right now...Or ever for that matter. I'd hate to think about him ever getting a girl friend, or more hard to believe, getting laid...

Anyways, moving on. Ryuzaki. The dino dipshit. Dinosaurs are worse than insects...And he proves it as his brain is about the size of a dinosaur's...Which if you were paying attention in kindergarden, we all know they're brains are much maller than our are...

Anyways. Aside from that he's absolutely annoying. Seriously. This is another guy who lost to Jounouchi on a fluke! A fluke! Luck of the draw! Lost his best card, which was Red Eyes! Red Eyes sucks anyways! Am I the only one who knows this? God! Two sacrefices for a card that can be destroyed with a trap hole? Okay STUPID!

But his other traits that are annoying. His voice is MUCH like his pals. Annoying...And makes me want to stick his head in a wood chipper. I mean damn! MY voice isn't that bad. And we all know I like to talk annoying. Just because it's fun, not because it's natural!

This guy dresses like a dork too..And that's what the gay ass purple hair thing? Or was it blue? I don't know...I don't remember...Maybe because I don't care...Yeah! That's it! I don't care! So there!

Because I can't stand to hear my self talk about these two I shall give my conclusion now.

If Haga likes Bugs so much he should turn into a fly, just like Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly". If you haven't seen that movie...oh lord DON'T! That made even ME sick...But I think it's fitting for Haga a long as I don't have to see it.

Ryuzaki should simply get hit by a moving car. I won't even bother thinking up something good for him...He's not worth my time...

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Leo: Okay, the next section of chapters is goin to be the peoples reply to Bakura's rants, you see trust me.