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Yugi's reply
Ah one of the first replies I looked at was Yugi's! Of course! I opened it and it read:
From: Yugi-no1loz3r To: bakura the spirit thief Subject: RE: Hey all you Assholes
Hey Bakura, It sounds like you have some problems. I can help you if you want! But really, I don't think you meant all of that did you? I mean you sounded earnest enough but I've never really done anything to you. Most of that was my Yami, he's the one that hates you with an indescribable passion not me!
No I don't think my dad fucked a 'rainbow' but that might be interesting. As for my hair, I've tried everything from shearing sissors to lighting a fire, but my hair reuses to change. I think it's a curse. And yeah, I'm kinda short. Okay I'm short. But we're all different right? It would be worse. I could be short and have Jounouchi's brain! Think of it like that!
In response I think you're just misdirected Bakura! I think you have the potential to make lots of cool friends! (By cool I mean not mine) I mean, yeah. And my eyes aren't that cutesy are they? Well I tried to fix that too when I was in elementary school, by my teacher told me it wasn't a good idea to take a pencil to my eyes. She said I could ruin my vision.
And I have reason to defend myself over the friendship thing! As I see it if I make an eefort to rattle on about friendship at least once a week, then maybe Anzu will realize it's annoying. Obvously I've failed in that mission. Of course...I'm still trying. I think I've finally pissed off someone though. Bakura, is it strange that irritating someone makes me feel all warm and fuzzy? Kaiba told me it was because my years of being a pansy have made me yearn for destruction. I think Kaiba's losing it. I could of sworn I saw him in a pimp coat the other day!
I guess that's all I have to say. I suppose you can hate me if you want. But if you decide to kill Anzu you have my support.
Ja Ne Yugi Mutou
P.s. Kaiba left a package at the game shop for you. I think he actually decided to give you his jacket after all!
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I was slightly shocked by the reply needless to say. I promptly clicked to add him to my contacts, I think I might just keep talking to the migit. You know I could SO corrupt him. I know I could. Then Pharaoh will hate me even more and I'll feel even better about myself than I already do. Apparently he does not care that I want all of his friends to die horrible deaths. That is kinda cool.
This made me giggle inside, maybe i would learn other interesting things about all of these freaks. People tend to say things they don't want to when they're mad, and so that meant that they would be providing me with black mail! Oh the joy!
Heh, on to the next hate mail reply!
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Leo: Okay this is how it will proceed! It'll probably end at 30 chapters! By the way sorry for lateness but groundation prevented me from doing much! I shall get my ass moving with this I promise!