Yami's Reply
Okay, well I now noticed that Pharaoh asshole face has decided to return his hate letter. Lovely. Actually this ought to be interesting. I do believe that he is still pissed off for the prank I pulled on him yesterday...Sticking gum between his cards when he was talking to Ryou...That was great, he was even more pissed off when he discovered I replaced his Dark Magicians with the Shining Frindship card, just to show him how much friendship sucks. But aside from that I really think you ought to read this reply! It's certainly intertaining enough.
From: gamerkamisama.
To Bakura the spirit theif.
Subject: RE: Just wait til I get within range of you Bakura.
Where the hell are you hiding thief! Isn't it about time for your weekly trip to the shadow realm? You should consider some fucking modern medication! And you call me pompous! Like hell you would have won all those times, because if you had I'da sent your ass to the shadow realm anyways! Friendship sucks, you don't have to point that out again. I believe I've made that clear plenty of times as I destroyed people's souls. Oh look Bakura we have something in common! Not that it pleases me.
You're one to talk about Mahaado like that, and granted he was a bit of a suck up that's nothing compared to how you act with Ryou! At least Mahaado was willing to waste his life away to serve me like a good inferior should.
Oh and I'd like to see you come at ME with a base ball bat, cause honey, I got a crowbar with your name on it, if you'd like to play. No one has to know about it, if you'd like. I can whip you bloody and as long as you sit put like the little inferior bitch that you are I won't tell any one. Except maybe Kaiba. I think he might find that alluring or something like that.
By the way, Ra damn you to hell, quit sending me all that porn! My inbox doesn't need any more than it already gets without your help! And quit corrupting my hikari! YOu astard I saw the email you sent to him yesterday! And no way in HELL am I going to let you teach him how to break into the bank! It's bad enough he hit Anzu with a curtain rod! Even though I must credit you for convincing him to do it, but that's not the point!
ON another note, can I borrow your red shirt? I'll bring you back the black one, oh and you can keep those pants...Hell I don't see how you wear them...Suade is so uncomfortable...To me at least.
Oh and my hair is totally not my fault. It's a disease. I swear.
Remember you've got to come by the shop tomorrow so I can kick your ass in Duel Monsters again. Remember loser has to strip in Walmart, so make sure to wear light clothes.
With unbearable, searing, and overwhelming Hate,
Yami.
X...X...X
Have a mentioned that he's lingering on Bipolar? yeah...so yeah. I click the reply button.
To: gamermastersama.
From: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: RE: Quit your bitching.
Hey you still have my green shirt too! The one with the leather collar! And you'd better come get your leather pants or Ryou may take them and make curtains out of them or something.
I send you porn only because I simply LOVE to share! ...Or it could possibly be that I hate you so much...But whatever satisfies you more...
I've damn near corrupted you...Okay borderline, why not let your Hikari to the dark side too? I've already got Ryou piercing his ears! It'll be fun...I may actually like you if you quit being such a pompous ass...Okay that won't ever happen but at least we sort of co-exist. By the way watch out for that second shelf in your shop. I rigged it so it'll fall when someone walks under it. You'd better go walk under it yourself, so Yugi or Gramps doesn't get hurt. Yes that ensures you get hurt. I'm an ass like that you see. Will, I'm game for tomorrow, but you'd better dress lightly because I've I lose, damn it, we'll both go down. Trust me. I've done double losses before. I can make you lose with me.
Hate you more than you can ever Imagine.
Bakura.
X...X...X
I click the send button. I thought I would share that with you. Actually I've been emailing him for quite sometime. Simply because it's so fun to piss him off, And it's long distance so that lessens the amount of time I spend in the shadow realm. Originally he ignored me, but then I send 500 messages to him telling him I'll send him more if he doesn't talk to me. It worked...Though the stupid ass could have just made a new account...He's not smart like that you see.
Well, I seem to have more in my inbox, I shall go check on that now! Bwahaha!
xxx
Leo: Okay yes to answer a question that was asked I have a yahoo account that is bakura the spirit thief. Want to test me if you don't believe me? Hell that's my yahoo messengername also! You shall have the next chapter soon!