Okay against my better judgement. And actually against my own right to continue living, I've opened the email Anzu sent. Why? Mind you I think I've lost it, or rather never had much to to lose, but alas sitting here with this obscene pink text glaring back at me, I instantaneously get the urge to smach myself in the face with that baseball bat I was threatening Yami with.
Actually I forwarded it to him a couple hours ago, and when he and Yugi came over he told me that I should tie her to a light post and beat her with the crowbar he was going to use on me. Even he can't stand her, and that's really saying something. I think I have to agree. She started off her reply with a giant heart Icon. Oh Ra, someone please put me out of my misery, someone other than Yami that is. I won't give you the satisfaction of that you bastard. Touch my keyboard again as I write this and I'll kill you. I know I could just tell you vocally, but you're reading it so I'm not wasting my breath. Yes I'm lazy, fuck you pharaoh and quit correcting my spelling!
Aside from that bastard not leaving me alone I shall tell you exactly what she wrote!
From: shiningfriendship10ve.
To: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: RE: I think you need a friend!
Hey Bakura! I think you're feeling a little unwell, are you okay? I can help you if you'd like! I know i may not know you well, and you seem to not like me but I think you need a friend! I'm here if you'd like to talk to me! I talk to Ryou sometimes too. Though he seems moody. Sometimes I think I mistake you for him, because when I think I'm tlaking to him, he says 'Fuck you and go the hell away before i get Bakura on your ass.' I really don't think he would say that. Is that you saying that Bakura? If so, then I'm sorry to mistaken you.
And Yami doesn't hate me! He talks to me all the time! Well, okay I talk to Yugi more, that's because Yami said he has more important things to do. But I am curious as to why I see him fighting with you more often. I really wouldn't think he would want to be around you if he doesn't like you. But then again maybe he sees that you need a friend too. You tend to be difficult to hang around. Though Ryou seems to stand up for you. I think he understands you. In a weird Ryou'like way.
I think Kaiba may appreciate you. You should try being friends with him. You really could use one. They really are nice to have.
Though Jounouchi wants to kick your ass, you should watch out for him. He's not very smart when he gets mad. But if you gave him a chance I think he'd learn to like you.
Hang in there Bakura, you'll fin someone who understands you!
Love,
Anzu Mazaki.
X...x...X
Yami...Yes i'm talking to you. No I'm not going to speak vocally. Just shut the hell up and let me talk. Please...I'm begging you. Help me kill her...I know you can pass your self righteous BS to help me...
...I knew you would see it my way...either way.
I promptly click the reply button
To: shiningfriendship10ve.
From: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: RE: for the love of all that is fucking holy don't ever talk to me again!
Dear Anzu,
For your information, Yami, who is leaning over my shoulderl ike anosy bastard and is only here because Yugi dragged him over to our house so he and Ryou could play like good hikaris do, hates your guts. Which is like the ONLY thing we have in commmon right now. Aside from the matching pants, that I specifically told him I was wearing on Thursdays and Sundays.
As much as I hate to admit, after all the crap we've been through and the thorough but fluke ass kickings I've gotten over the years, I just want to live like a normal fucking human. And if I must admit it, Yami is about as close a friend as I want. And even still I hate him with a raging passsion. So If you say Friendship one more fucking time, I will mash your face with a cheese grater. I promise.
Oh and Yami wishes to tell you that you need to simply move away and never bother us with your presence again. Kudos on the great observation Yami, Kudos.
So please, before I take a screw driver to you like that guy did to that dog in that movie Secret Window, just STAY the FUCK away from me. No, rather US! I speak in part for myself AND Yami! So there!
Bitch, I hope you die! And hopefully I cause it!
X...X...X
I click the close button and also click block address after it. Yami and I are simultaenously laughing by now. Which worries my hikari who is standing in the door way. We're getting along, to a minimum. And it scares him. Kudos Ryou. It scares me too.
xxx
Leo: Okay, for the person who wrote it, no this does not have yaoi in it, but yes I write it and WTF man? I may be a guy on here but what's that got to do with pedaphiles!Weirdo!