Seto's Reply
Meh, I must say I never truely though Kaiba would reply. Damn I mean, you'd think he'd be too busy. But noo! He went and wrote me back imposing a faint heart attack upon me! Nice guy (sarcasm). I kid, he's like Yami...And talks to me ALL the time. Hey I need to have my posse too you know. Even if I trash Yami and mildly poke fun at Seto. We're the badasses of Domino.
Oh on that note, Yami and I BOTH had to strip in Walmart. I told you I could make us both lose. Though I think we got a kick out of it after we ran away from the guard, stealign clothes as we ran through the women's section. I don't know about Yami, but I think I look damn good in yellow. Though I don't think I approve of a the floral pattern on the hem of the skirt...OKay sarcasm aside, I gave it to Ryou so he could make that hideous peice of material into curtains or something. He scoffed at me. Said he wasn't THAT girly...Yeah right.
Then I went to bed, tired. Of course, and here I sit now. Having woke up at two in the morning because I fell asleep too early. At random I though, what the hell, I'll check my email! I'm sure no one, except that creepy guy who sends me naked pictures of his wife, will have written to me. And that guy, he's like really creepy. I serious. I think he's a sex offender. I tried blocking him, but apparently he's a hacker too...
I opened the file from the wonderful Seto Kaiba. He's my buddy, even if he doesn't admit it.
FROM: IamKAIBAbitch.
TO: Bakura the spirit thief.
SUBJECT: RE: Only because I'm bored and you're enterainment.
Nice to hear such lovely things from you Bakura, though I do hate to inform you that most of what you've said about the Yugi posse is common knowledge. And you better have gotten that jacket. If Yami stole it again I'll have his ass on a silver platter going to the prison ward. Though either way, you're a thief, you'd have gotten it from him reguardless. Still it would have been amusing to put him through a torture like that. But I'm cruel I can not help that.
And for god's sake, will you tell that bastard wanna be magical pharaoh person to give me back my belt? He's had it for three weeks! I already returned the wrist bands! And some how I think I ended up with your red shirt...At least I think I don't know. I just know it's not mine. It's too small to be mine. If you two would come to school everynow and then like you're supposed to. Bleh, that's not the point.
The point is, I know you think I'm cool! Tch, why wouldn't I be? I'm richer than god. God doesn't see paper money as valuable, I do. There fore I am richer than god, so don't you EVEN correct me thief. And when the hell are you going to come take this gold eye back? It's really creeping me out. In a non pansy sounding way.
And what's with the 16 page hate letter you emailed to everyone? For god's sake, do you have nothing better to do Bakura? And what's with the detached soundingness? Geeze, you'd think you don't talk to some of us on a regular basis. More specifically Yami and I. But then again I can vouch for everything you said. I still hate Yami with a feiry burning passion...even if we cheat off each other in Chemistry. Hey I'm rich, I'm not supposed to be smart. Just like you're a thief, you're not supposed to be nice. See? Analagies work. I know I spelled that wrong. Shut up Bakura. I know you're snickering at me. I KNOW you. Give me a break it's like one in the morning and I'm rambling on like..like...like YOU do! God damn I need to go to sleep.
By the way, I bought you a Koala, if that makes you happy. They don't allow Harems in Domino any more...But hey I tried. I'm still looking into Russian hookers though...You never know. And I'm totally pimps out if it makes you feel better.
And MUST you make fun of my obsession with the blue eyes? You're a freak too! You spend entirely too much time licking blood off shit. And yeah I'm dramatic. I'm supposed to be! Tch! What kind of supervillian are you if you don't know that! I'm dissapointed in you Bakura.
...Shit, I do believe that is my car alart going off. That could be because of the coffee mug I just tossed into the windshield from this window in my frusteration from not being able to type 90 percent of these words right the first time. I'm going to bed...
Damn it. Come to school or you'll get a wake up call from my firing squad. I mean it.
Over and out,
Kaiba, Seto.
x...x...x
Thank you Mr. Kaiba...You'e so mean to your best buddeh. And HA! I knew you were a midnight freak like me! I knew it! Anyways...Now you knwo I HAVE to reply!
FROM: Bakura the spirit thief.
TO: IamKAIBAbitch.
SUBJECT: RE: Re: Only because I'm bored and you're enterainment.
Dude. I'll come I promise. For god's sake...If you reply to this now I'll like hit you tommorow. And for god's sake! I get the point! No need to shoot me...Bleh..Fine I'll talk to you tommorow. Oh and bring your machete...I need to borrow it, for cooking class. you see they put Anzu in my group and I need an ingredient for my sou pof death so yeah...I need that really cool knife man.
Over and Out.
God (no really, I am I god I swear it, I can prove it! I have the paperwork!)
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So yeah..All in all kaiba is one of my ever so kind buddies to talk to. Anyways...yawn...I'm like freakin tire, so i'm calling it quits. by the way, after you've read this chapter, you will die in 7 days...
Sorry, i'm tired...I had to do it! But you never know I may track you all down and kill you in 7 days...but then again you freaks probably want that...Yeah nevermind.
Bakura signing out!
(Man, what is with out military shit nowadays? We're fucking freaks you know that? Freaks I tell you).
xxx
Leo: Yep...Don't hate me, I suck..i'm sorry! I'm gal you guys like this story! YOu blew me away with 21 reviews over night! Have a yet told you all that I love you so very much?