Malik's Reply
Well though I'm sure some poor Anzu fanatic out there is probably crying, I'm laughing on the inside. You see, I just got back from Anzu's funeral, where I desecrated her grave and such. It was great. I can't remember seeing anyone actually crying, except in joy. Now I saw a lot of that.
YOu see, after Ryou decided to unleash her into our home. I, in all of my mighty wisdomness, picked up the nearest deadly item, happen to be an potato peeler...And you know I STILL can't believe I managed to convince the police officer it was an accident. I mean there was blood in every room in that house, the garage, and hell even the next door neighbor's cat! It was a victory for mankind I tell you. And so I'm now in my room, checking my lovely email so I can share more amusement with you.
And of course, like always there is amusement to be shared! GUess who replied! Yep yep! That's right! MALIK! My good buddy who I bash all the time. You know I seriously didn't think they were even allowed to email from the mental hospital. But alas, he is and her's what he replied with!
From: SoulLostinDarkness.
To: Bakur the spirit thief.
Subject: RE: BAAAAAKKKKKKUUUUUURRRRRAAAAA! HELP MEEEE!
Bakura! OMG you're still alive? Wow, who knew you'd survive after all the people you get pissed off at you. But that's not the point! You need to get me out of here! This place is freaking me out! I'm telling you! Walls are not supposed ot be bouncy! My WALLS are bouncy! That's not normal! I may have lived in a cave all my life but I know walls are not bouncy! And This jacket is fucking freaky! It has sleeves that go behind it! That's not normal! I know that's not! Why am I here Bakura! I'm not delusional am I? I mean hell I'm talking to an ancient spirit! That's not delusion! Is it? Oh hell, don't let them shoot that stuff up in me again! It makes me see everything weird. Where's Marik? Do you know if he came back? He said that he would haunt me into the end of eternity and come back eventually. If you've seen him around the shadow realm, since I know Yami sends you there at least once a week, could you tell him his hikari needs him very badly? I mean I'm sure he'd help me in some way...Uuuuh...I think I need a paragraph break.
Typing with your tongue can get hard if you can't see you know, they won't let me take the jacket off because they think I'll try to hurt my self. I was only clipping my nails! I was not stabbing my self repeatedly in the leg with a knife! I didn't even have a knife! Where do you get a knife around HERE! And now my nails are long enough to paint foo-foo colors and call myself a chick. I Don't want that! I know I have girly tendencies but I don't wanna make it worse! BAKURA! Help me!
My head hurts now. I think they heard me screaming as I typed this. I keep forgetting that you can't hear me verbally. I'm not used to these computer things yet. Hell I don't even know if half of what I'm typing is right either.
By the way I heard about Anzu. Bakura, If I was a chick, or you were a chick, I'd make out with you the first moment I saw you. I promise you I would. Ah hell if I ever get out of here I kiss you anyways! Man or not man! You are worthy of it for what you did to her!
OH SHIT! They're back with that stuff in that needle! Shit I have to go! Come rescue me Bakura please? As your fellow Psycho!
SAVE MEEEEE!
Malik.
x..x..x
I sighed. With a plead like that who am I to resist? I HAVE to get him out now. I click reply.
From: Bakura the spirit thief.
To: SoulLostinDarkness.
Subject: RE: fine i'll help you, shut up.
Fine Malik, I'll bail you out. But you owe me twent bucks after this.
Over an out.
Bakura.
x..x..x
Yeah I kept it short, mainly because I had to start planning you know. Well I have to go start looking up ways to save Malik's sorry ass.
XXX
Leo: Yep, so the next one is Marik's reply, yep that's right. He's baaack!
Also if you are a FMA fan too, then I recently put up some screen caps on my forum from the movie, and for Fruits Basket lovers I got screen caps for that too onmy forum. If you're curious there a link on my profile to my forum!