Leo: This would be the long awaited next chapter! Don't ask me how the hell Marik got an email address. I really can't explain Marik's weird habits. But all I can say is that he's back so wootah! Oh and I like totally typed this in my 2nd period class, so like don't hate on me if there are some typos.

Marik's Reply

To start I must comment on how I have no idea how I even managed to look up Marik's email. I think actually it was a guess that turned out to be right. How did I know it was Marik? Mainly because only Marik would come off with insults the way he did. You know how ...scary he can be with that freaky face warp thing.

Oh and on a completely different case, I managed to save Malik from jail, or rather, the psych ward. He was so pathetic looking. I mean he looked like he was ready to die. But then again the needle he had to his throat, in a threat to make them go away, had nothign to do withit...Nope, nothing at all. So long story short I send the people, wellmost of the staff to the shadow realm. And walked out with Malik clinging to me like his life depended on it. Now, he lives in my closet, where Ryou still has yet to find out he is in there.

Back to Marik though. You know where ever he is, he must be really depressed because his email was typed with a black background and blood red letter. Also the banner at the bottom that says "I hate the world". In a strange way I actually did think Marik was cool. But his level of pyschoness has reached new limits, as I shall prove:

From: MarikOwnsTheWorld.

To: Bakura the spirit thief.

Subject: RE: How did you find me?

Well, what are you now, a stalker Bakura? I bet it took you a long time to find some of those addresss. But you're a creepy little bastard like that aren't you? What ever. Yeah I know my face does that creepy thing you don't even have to say it for me to know it. Bakura, where is my lovely Hikari? You have him don't you! I'm going to kill you if you do I swear! I will! I've sent you to the shadow realm before! I can do it again. Then again I don't have my god card anymore so...it doesn't matter I could stomp you with the cards I do have. Even if I stole them from a five year old and the strongest card is Thousand Eyes Illusionist...But that is NOT the point.

Oh and where is my Rod! ...Not that one you sicko. I mean my Millenium Rod! I know my Hikari knows! And you really ought to tell me where he is before I go mental. Wait. I've accompished that one already. Damn. Shut up Bakura, I know you're cackling at me right now. I spent too much time listening to you and hikari talk like stupid ignorant highschoolers.

And how dare you hate the hair! You're just mad that I beat you in eccentric hair! That mine is MORE spiky than your ever will be! So in your face, thief! By the way, have you gotten your ass kicked by any of the people that you've sent hateful letters to? That would be quite funny. At least to me.

Oh and Bakura, your shirts inside out I thought you might wanna know.

Marik.

x..x..x

Wait, my shirt is inside out! I spun around and loe and behold marik is sitting in the tree outside my window with a lap top. How he managed to make that balance I'll never know. I walked over and opened my window, looking at him with a glare that I hoped would have slaughtered him if looks could kill.

"Marik...What ARE you doing outside of my window?" I asked him and he, awkwardly I might add, climbed in through my window, with his lap top in hand.

"Oh nothing, actually I was replying to your email, then I decided to stalk you instead so that you might tell me where my hikari is!" He replied, shaking his pants loose from treebark and bugs, all on to my floor. Thank you Marik, I appreciate it so much.

"You have quite the one track mind don't you?"

"Yes. Now can you tell me where he went?"

I sighed and pointed. "Closet." Was all I said, then proceeded to walk downstairs.

"Ryou, I've decided to disown all of my friends."

"That's nice Bakura."

"And I think I'm going to kill them too."

"That's nice Bakura."

"Oh and I got a sex change."

"That's nic- WAIT WHAT?" He looked up from his book with a shocked and probably scared expression.

"Kidding." I snorted. "By the way, when you see marik drag Malik down the stairs, pay no attention to it, it's best not to get involved. I'm going to find Seto and Pharaoh Baka, now."

"I thought you said you were disowning your friends?"

"I refuse to use the word 'friends' with them, so they're exempt."

"What ever you say Bakura."

After he finished talking I both watched Marik drag Malik away on his shoulder, with Malik screaming something about penguins. I should have left him in that mental hospital.

Yep, disowning all my friends. Yep, I think that's a good Idea.

Leo: I don't know what spawned that, but I was spawned, I think I got some odd looked from the people who happened to be watching me type this...You know people here don't exactly know what anime is, let alone the fanfiction for it. Geeze I'm so deprived here. But luckily I have a three day week end! Yay!