I've decided upon a Pegasus reply after all. Thanks to a person mentioning they wanted to read one, you probably know who you are :3! So here's to you!
Pegasus' Reply
You wouldn't believe my luck. I mean seriously. Thanks to my wonderful buddy, Kaiba, I managed to get my hands on Pegasus' email address! I should have known he would have his own email provider...I shouldn't be shocked. And really, if I'd used my brain, for the first time in what modern people like to refer to it as: eons, then I'd have totally figured it out!
And so, I send him my message. Including my thoughts and opinions on everyone. I may be opinionated, but I'm damn right in my beliefs! And you all know it! I mean, other wise you might have deemed this "complete shit, spit at your computer screen and clicked the 'flame' button. You know the one many people mistake the 'review' button for? I'm telling you; there is a 'flame' button...because when you click it you get a pop up that says, "you're an asshole, and your computer will self detonate in ten minutes." I swear it happened! I was curious...and I got a new computer out of it...so it's all good.
Either way, I was quite surprised when he replied! I was almost ready to jump out of my computer chair, which hikari says is destroying my back because I have it set so low on the floor. So sue me, It's because I have a cheap piece of crap desk that's holding together by paperclips and scotch tape...Don't ask how that works...
I readily clicked on the email to open it up. Yahoo is rather annoying sometimes. Especially when you want to reply and it takes forever for it to come up...
And the email reads:
From: Pegasus(AT)funnybunny(DOT)com...(told you it was ridiculously easy to figure out!
To: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: Greetings Bakura-boy!
Greetings and salutations my good friend! I'm completely in understanding of what you say, my boy, however the mafia no longer accepts me because I once bounced a five dollar check when I was younger. I was forced to give up my eye patch to the nurse...They gave me a glass eye instead...Oh yes, speaking, weren't YOU the one who took my millennium eye? No hard feelings however, I suppose you had your reasons.
And Bakura-boy! Funny bunny is just darling! How can you NOT just simply love him! Such amusement brings out the child in you and I think you need some child in you! I know! I'll make a duel monster's card just for you! It'll feature a chibification effect! Just like toon world, so you can have all the wonders of child-ness! Ooh! And I could put a chibi version of you on it! Now don't you think that would be just darling!
And I'm sure, in your delusion you'll contract with many obedient servants willing to let you simply tread all upon them! And it's quite fun actually! You know! I should build an amusement park! I could do so just to spite Kaiba! Oh I shall!
300 grand? My, my, you aim so low! Oh dear! I'm not Kaiba-boy here! I do think I could offer to pay you off for more than that at least!
Oh my look at the time! I've got my Yoga and drug therapy in ten minutes! Tsk! I must be going now!
Ta ta!
Pegasus.
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Ohhh kay...He's scary...slightly...though I think I've been scared by worse...then again the thought of him twisting himself up into a pretzel...No that doesn't set well in my mind...
I click reply, against my will.
To: PegasusATfunnybunnyDOTcom
From: Bakura the spirit thief.
Subject: RE: Call me Bakura-boy again and I'll take the other eye.
Yeah hi, you're weird and yes I'm the one who took the millennium eye...But dude, if you want it back you can have it...Let Isis bother you instead of me. I think she's crazy...Stark raving mad even. Pharaoh this Pharaoh that! Geeze! That chick needs to expand her vocabulary...Oh shit! I have a test in school tomorrow on vocabulary! Crap! I'll never remember it now!
Bah, okay besides that, you better not put me on a card all cutefied! I'm SEXY! Not cute! A kitten is cute, a puppy is cute, Ryou is cute, I am SEXY! Well...Hmmm...I do believe that was it...Oh wait, how bout 600 grand? That sit better with you?
Bakura aka God. (I swear it!)
xxx
I clicked send and that's when the conversations began. He's now added to my cool people list. Consisting of currently: Kaiba, Yami(begrudgingly), Yugi, Malik, Marik and Pegasus. And Oh goody! He gave me Isis's email address in the last one too! Bwaha! Who knew she had email? I know I should have asked Malik...But something tells me that might have sounded awkward...
Alas, I shall send her my little ranting now...Bwaha! Yay for personalized Spam! Though I don't think I would eat it...it looks like cat food...
XxX
Leo: Well there ya go! Only five more chapters of his guys! Well more like 6, including the final chapter...But don't be sad, I'm sure there's another fic I'll come up with to make up for this one!