Hello again my pretties! I've returned yet again to bear more exciting news in regards to idiots who wish to reply to my endless ranting about them. Okay well it does end...Not in my head it doesn't...Oh if ONLY my hands could move as fast as my brain rotates...I'd have a damn bible of ranting already. And you know you'd read it you obsessive little mortals. Don't get me wrong. I do love you all!
But seriously, I must continue, simply because it amuses me as well as you. I have recently received a reply from Otogi! Of all people! You know one of the ones I said really is a loser...well sort of? You know, I noticed something funny...Most of the people I totally bitched out haven't replied yet...But Malik told me that his sister has a near book coming my way...Apparently she's pissed...Or just PMSing ...I really don't know the difference...
So alas, I open le email from dice freak.
From: dice1(AT)ddmonsters(DOT)com (lucky bastard has his own official website)
To: Bakura the spirit thief
Subject: RE: insert witty retort here. (I swear that's that the subject says!)
Hello Bakura, if I'm not mistaken weren't you supposed to be on medication? I could have sworn...Maybe Ryou didn't tell you he was slipping it in your drinks...I guess that would explain a few things...
Oh and no I don't have girly earrings! Just the dice...Seriously. I swear on Shizuka's life. Okay technically I am lying...I have rose ones too, but those were SOOO not my idea! Honest! My grandparents think I'm a girl apparently...
And so what if I'm not smart! You haven't beaten Yami yet either! ...
Oh god please don't hurt me...I didn't mean it...
And HEY! I'm much more useful than Honda! That's cruel to even SAY! Even from you! I'm not saying you're a bad person per say (just a bit deranged and psychotic) but that's meant in a good way! I swear! Oh and dude, I don't even belong in the same category with those other idiots! And the eyeliner thing wasn't an accident!
I have to agree with you on just about everyone else though... By the way I actually hate Shizuka...I do it to piss off Jounouchi and Honda...Not to mention show Honda that he's THAT Much of a loser he can't even get an ugly chick. Eek...she reminds me of Anzu.
Speaking of Anzu, THANK YOU GOD for killing her! I'd bow down to you if I could...However I'm currently on the subway and that might look a tad odd...
And what ARE you talking about? Ever since you stuffed me in my locker and flogged me with a ruler I've been more submissive than and obedient bitch...Hell...I've become your obedient bitch! You're just complaining for the sake of it now aren't you?
Bakura's obedient bitch,
Otogi.
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Yeah...I guess I forgot to mention that I kinda already DID beat him into submission...Well come on! Things happen! I forget...Though I think it was kinda funny when I forgot I'd stuffed him in his locker and he was there for two days...Apparently my hikari didn't find it so funny when he got blamed for it...I'm just simply evil!
Either way. Now that I have shared that with you I must go tend to other matters! Like my group project where we must build a life size art project. Just wait til the teacher sees that we're building a life size paper mache statue of the Blue Eyes...Kaiba won that round of paper, rock, scissors... therefore he got to pick the monster...Lucky bastard.
Well, until next time my lovelies!