Vics: Aha! Its here! Like I promised!

Reno: Jeez, you really are sad aren't you?
Vics: Shuddup or I'll make you do dirty things with Rufus' dad

Reno: God no, anything but that!
President Shin-Ra: Yohoho, Guess who's getting worked tonight!

Vics: -Shudder- ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Chapter 2

The elevator door opened and Reno stumbled out groaning about having to straighten his clothes out. Tseng always said how in the presidential floor, he was "embarrassed to be walking around with Reno, someone who looks as if he's just crawled out of gutter" Reno certainly wasn't intent on getting fired just yet, so he knocked on the door of the Vice Presidents office with a properly worn suit.

He heard Rufus shout from inside. "Come in!" So he opened the door, and stepped forward onto the lush blue carpet. Wow! I could pass out on this after a nights drinking and not wake up aching! To his surprise, he looked up to a very concentrated Rufus. In his hands was a golf club, a putter to be exact. And on the floor, a golf ball and an empty Shin-Ra mug. Rufus swung the club back and hit the ball as hard as he could, which in turn sped forward into the mug, shattering it into pieces. "Yes! What a perfect hole!" Reno tried to avoid giggling at this point so he turned his head to the side, pretending to look at pictures on the wall. "Shall we go then sir?"

Rufus walked down the presidential corridor with somewhat of a smug look blanketed on his face, Reno trailing behind him. "Hurry it up Turk, I don't enough time for you to waddle on 10 metres behind me. What if I were shot? Couldn't save me could you?" Yeah, it'd be me doing the shooting… Reno grinned at this last thought and caught up to the blonde slightly.

Once they were downstairs, Rufus actually struck up a conversation. "So, what did you think of Miss Meady?" He looked behind at Reno, Who was mumbling to himself slightly. "Well Turk, don't be so obnoxious, answer my question!" Stupid Brat… Reno glanced up at Rufus and then looked to his right, not actually wanting to make eye contact for the chance of turning into stone. "Yeah, she was nice. We spoke a lot." Rufus grinned and nodded in acknowledgement. "Too bad, she doesn't swing your way Turk." Reno stopped and scowled at Rufus. Who said I was even looking at her in that way? …. Oh right. I was….

Rufus turned around to Reno; they were in the middle of the main hall by now. "What is it Turk? Hurry it up!" Reno rolled his eyes and began walking again, hands is a pockets like a stroppy teen. They walked past Di, Reno gestured as if saying 'blah blah blah' to her. She giggled, again putting her hand over her mouth when she did so. This seemed to be a habit of hers, which Reno thought was strange, as he believed she had an exceptionally nice smile. He shook his head and trailed off behind Rufus, who seemed determined to annoy Reno. And it was working.

They arrived at Rufus' apartment, a rather large place, about the size of the Turks office back in the Shin-Ra building. At one end of the room there was a large fish tank, which covered near enough the whole of that wall, bottom to top. The walls were white, which stunned Reno at first; his apartment had yellowish walls from his smoking. The couches were all black leather, arranged around a glass coffee table. "Wow…" Reno's jaw nearly hit the floor. By the time he took in the heavenly look of the apartment, Rufus was lounging on a sofa and browsing through channels on a large plasma television. "Get the hell in, it's freezing with that door open!" Rufus found something he liked and settled into his sofa. Reno rolled his eyes and closed the door, before walking over to the other sofa and sitting down. "So, what are we gonna be doing?" Rufus frowned, as if Reno's comment was completely inappropriate.

"We are looking for my fathers assassins tomorrow. Rest up Turk, you are gonna need every last bit of your energy." Rufus pointed towards a door without even looking at it "You'll sleep in there. But make sure you're quiet, my rooms right next to it." Reno sighed, hauled himself off the sofa and headed towards the door to the apartment. "I'll go get my stuff then yeah?" Rufus merely shook his hand in a manner that said 'shoo'. Stupid kid, why can't he just speak! Reno opened the door to the apartment and left.

Vics: that's all for now, Sorry its so short, I'll update it when I have time!

Reno: Oh stop lying you have time, you just lost your mind.

Vics: We don't SPEAK about what happened in the bathroom okay? Anyways, Reviews please people! 3