Maybe some sort plot?

Maybe I will start filming soon… who knows? I think I need to totally traumatise Legolas first though… (notices people staring at her worriedly) oh don't worry… (sweats) Umm… it'll be good for… his … ummm… his character! (notices she is still being stared at) AHHH! (runs and hides with her Legolas posters, DVDs and disturbing thoughts…)

Disclaimer: I wish I owned LOTR, the story, the characters (Especially Leggy!) etc. but I don't, I only own this excuse for a fanfiction…

Alanna's eyelashes fluttered, and then opened. She groaned and looked around; noticing happily that lying beside her was a fast asleep Legolas. Suddenly, the alarm went off and Legolas groaned unhappily, whacking the aforementioned alarm to shut it up. He groaned again and rolled over, to find himself face to face with a wide awake Alanna.

"HI!" She said, far too brightly for six o' clock in the morning. "Did you sleep well?" Aragorn awoke to the sound of someone yelling very loudly. He sighed when he realised that it was Legolas overreacting, and turned over and went back to sleep.

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE SO BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL THIS EARLY?" Legolas yelled. Alanna's eyes welled up with tears, because for some reason the person she worshipped was angry with her, just for saying good morning. Legolas' face softened as he realised he'd gone too far. He tentatively reached out and rubbed her arm.

"I'm sorry I yelled," he said. Alanna burst into loud, raking sobs. Legolas' eyes widened in alarm as he struggled to console the sobbing girl. "Look, I said I'm sorry..." Alanna didn't notice, as she was too busy trying to continue crying so she could get more sympathy from him. Finally, Legolas realised he was going to have to do something a little more drastic. He grabbed her chin and kissed her.

"Would you please shut up?" He said. Alanna stared at him, then nodded dumbly.

Legolas sighed with relief. "Thank you." Alanna watched him stretch, then shyly poked him in the side. Legolas crumpled, then looked at her, slight worry creasing his forehead.

"What?" he asked, his eyes narrowing slightly in suspicion. Alanna grinned, then proceeded to tackle-glomp him.

"OHIYO, LEGOLAS-SAN!" She screamed in his ear, and Legolas sighed and prayed for divine guidance, but sadly for him, none came. He finally decided that he had remained in her fan-girl grip for long enough, and carefully and discreetly tried to untangle himself, but she held on even tighter.

"You're not a very good morning person are you Legolas-san?" She asked, a bright happy grin plastered on her face, mainly from being to close to Legolas, but also the fact that she had somehow managed to end up sleeping in his bed. Maybe if there was time later she would manage to steal his pillow…

"Are you on something?" Legolas asked her seriously. "Because you're acting as though you are." Alanna stared at him, appalled that he would even consider the fact that she might be on something.

"Noooo… but I did have a lot of sugar yesterday…" She mused. Legolas rolled his eyes at the ceiling and stood up stretching.

"Now, why doesn't that surprise me?" He murmured, ignoring Alanna who was staring avidly at the slender body that she could just make out under the pale blue silk tunic that he had slept in (think what he was wearing in Lothlorien). He wandered towards the bathroom, then paused as Alanna stood up too.

"Ummm... can I plait-" She was cut off by Legolas staring at her over his shoulder and saying very flatly, "No. If you touch my hair, I will kill you. Understood?" Alanna nodded, and Legolas disappeared into the bathroom. Alanna waited outside for half an hour, then decided that he would probably be another half hour, so she left the trailer, absently shoving a certain someone's pillow up her shirt, causes her to look rather pregnant. Aragorn came out of his own trailer and saw Alanna slipping into her own trailer pulling out the pillow and stroking it rather possessively. Aragorn said nothing, merely raising an eyebrow at the now obviously very obsessed fangirl. As he headed over to Legolas' trailer to warn him where his pillow had disappeared to, he made a mental note to enquire as to why such an obsessive had been allowed to direct this film.

Yeah, I know that there isn't much of a plot yet, but I promise that there will be some kind of a plot (maybe even start filming!) next chapter!

Hope you all enjoyed this and please review! hands out more skittles

(Aragorn wanders over) "Where the hell do you get all these skittles from?" Alanna shrugged. "I'm the writer and director, therefore I can have whatever I want, whenever I want… for example…" there was a poof and Legolas appeared, looking very wet and hugging a towel around him. He stared at Alanna, before yelling something about elven rights and running back to his trailer.

"See?" Alanna said to Aragorn, who just stared at her for a moment, then wandered off, shaking his head in dismay.