Well, well, well. Took me a little longer than anticipated to get this story updated. So so sorry. I really didn't mean to let it go. Been a little hectic (dunno if i spelled that right).
Anyways. Well, we've been short at work so I've been working a ton, and to top it all off I've been making tons of trips to Bettendorf (30mile drive one way). I was supposed to start doing online classes and I was registered for three of them, and have the books for two. Then I got a letter last friday that said if I didn't have my tuition paid in full by the next monday I wouldn't be able to start till next semester. What, they think I've made of money? I wish! Oh well, anyways, on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I solemnly swear on pain of death that I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean.
Ch5. Boredom reigns.
Needless to say Ann and I got just a little bored out of ourminds waiting for Will to show up. I mean, why can't it be a few scenes later like the movie? Nope, we actually have to wait till morning. Yeah, sucks. Well, Ann and I fell asleap for awhile until Jack woke us up rattling the lock with that nasty bone. But I guess I would be seeing a lot of those in the future eh?
Anyways, FINALY, Will decided to make his entrance.
"You, Pirate. You know about that ship, the Black Pearl." Jack sat up and they did they're dialogue. (sorry, i just cant remember it all). Finally, Jack agreed and the gate was lifted free. "Hurry, someone would have heard that." Will said.
"Not without my effects." Jack made clear. Ann and I stood in front of Will and said "And not without us." Will looked up at Jack who simply shrugged his shoulders. Will grabbed Ann's arm and Jack mine, then we ran. The whole time I couldn't stop thinking (wrong girl wrong girl!).
We were now positioned under that bridge. "Tell me, this girl, how far are you willing to go for her?" Jack asked. "I would die for her." Will said with that determined look we all wish was for us. Apparently the dissapointment showed in my face, as Will turned around, then kind of looked, sorry? I think I only imagined it. I think. Well anyways, we got under that little boat, and wow was it easy when all the guys did the work lifting the thing.
(Ann's pov)
I hate being short! Do you realize how tiring it is trying to keep above water that long? Me neither. I have up after awhile and just wrapped my legs around Jack's waist. Heh, fooled ya didn't I. Jack half turned to say something, I thought he was going to talk to Will, but no. "Lass, do ye know how akward this is?" He asked. I shrugged my shoulders, but obviously he couldn't see that so I said. "Do you know how tired I was getting? Besides, I didn't want to pass out underwater from exhaustion. And one more thing, I highly doubt you much mind." That last statement with a huge grin on my face. He just grunted and kept going.
Then we heard that crunch as Will stepped into the crab trap. Rosella bit her tongue but, I couldn't help it. "How did we all manage to miss that but you?" I asked. "Well, I don't have my legs wrapped around someone do I now?" He through back. Aha! He's a little fiesty! I couldn't stop myself from bursting into laughter. I even heard Sella let out a little laugh.
Jack suddenly stopped and said, "Time to climb." He immediatly let go of the boat and we all were sent swimming upwards. You know in the movie how you see that big huge tall ship? I'ts bigger in person. That was indeed the worst climb imaginable. We reached one of the balconys with an open door and that's were we went in. We were just going to walk on through but I noticed clothes in a closet off to our right. I couldn't resist. Rosella and I made the guys wait a minute while she and I got behind one of those changing screens and put on some decent clothes. For us at least. It was almost like the two outfits were set there waiting for us. Both perfect fits and everything.
Rosella now wore a white long sleeve button up shirt, with tan leggings and black knee high boots. The leggings really set off her long blonde hair. And I was now in a white button up shirt with black leggings and black knee high boots. (I have red/brown hair by the way). Not only were the outfits there, but two swords. A cutless anda rapier. Rosella took the cutlass probebly because it was lighter. And I got the rapier. I've aways been fascinated with the weapons. I am a sword collecter so both interested me really. Yes, I'm a girl, I'm a gamer, and i'm a sword collector. (all true, I roller blade a lot too.)
We came out from behind the screen, swords at our hips ready to go.
"Wow." Came out of Jack, and Will just stared (at Lil ro ro. Go get him girl!). I thought the reaction was kind of cute. They snapped out of it quick and we went up the stairs and out on deck.
I figured if Will got to say something stupid I should too. So he wouldn't feel so bad. "Aye Avast!" He yelled. So I screamed, "Die you Mordor scum!" Rosella looked at me confused and said "Mordor scum?" I shrugged my shoulders and said "I've been getting back into lord of the rings lately." She nodded in understanding and we turned back to the Navy guys. Jack already had them running. I missed it! I missed the line! Now I wasn't happy. So when the interceptor came and we took it, I let out another death cry. "Never forget the name Jacky legs! It strikes fear in the hearts of men!" I think everyone was now throughouly confused. I looked around and said "What, has no one seen 'Kangaroo Jack?'".
5 minutes later.
"Rosella?" "Yeah?" "Are you bored too?" Yes." "Rosella?" "Yes?" "I think we should do a little pirate jig." She looked up at me from where she was laying on the deck of the Intercepter. She jumped up rather quick and we broke out into song and dance.
If I was a rich girl. Nanananananaaa,
See, I'd have all the money in the world, if i was a wealthy girl.
No man could test me, impress me, my cash flow would never ever end.
'cause i'd have all the money in the world, if i was a wealthy girl.
think what money could bring, id buy everything,
clean out vivienne westwood, in my galliono gown.
no, wouldn't just have one hood, a hollywood mansion if i could,
please book me first class to my fancy house in london town.
all the riches baby, wont mean anything,
all the riches baby dont bring what your love can bring.
all the riches baby, wont mean anything, dont need no other baby,
your lovin is better than gold and i know.
If i was rich girl, nananananaaa
see, id have all the money in the world,
if i was a wealthy girl.
no man could test me, impress me my cash flow would never ever end.
cause i'd have all the money in the world,
if i was a wealthy girl.
id get me four harajuku girls to, inspire me and they'd come to my rescue.
id dress them wicked, id give them names
Love, Angel, Music, Baby. Hurry up and come and save me,
all the riches baby, wont mean anything
all the riches baby, wont bring what your love can bring
all the riches baby, wont mean anything,
dont need no other baby,
your lovin is better than gold and i know.
Well, now that we had tired ourselves out dancing around and singing Gwen Stefani we layed down and looked up at the sun. At which I began to scream. "AHHH, THE SUN, IT BURNSSS USSS, PRECIOUSSS!" I rolled into a shady spot on deck and continued my Gollum impression.
"Nasty little piratessess. They tries to burnss uss." Jack and Will were both looking deeply concerned, and confused. All the while Rosella was holding back a laugh. "We must be careful preciousss. They tries to take the preciouss from me, GOLLUM!" I had a ring on a chain around me neck that I pulled out and played with like Frodo did. "We protect the preciousss. It's mines, I mean, oursss precioussss." After that I began climbing up to the crow's nest as fast as I could. I got in and held out my arms and started yelling at the ocean. "I'm the king of the world!" I stopped for a minute than yelled that again. "I'm the queen of the world." I know had Ro se se rolling around laughing. Jack and Will on the other hand looked more nervious than ever.
Sellas pov
I just couldn't stop laughing. Ann almost always found an inaprotune moment to say something stupid. This was it. Though I kinda felt bad for the guys. They looked almost, frightened. Will finally came over and asked the question that made me laugh even harder. "Is your friend there.. sane?" I laughed harder and earned another odd look. I finally sobered up and answered both their questions. "She's fine. Ann just has the moments when she, goes temporarily insane. It's actually quite funny if you know what she's talking about." Will still looked apprehensive. "Don't worry about Ann. She's just having some fun." And as if to verify my words she started up again.
"Misiur (i dont know french sorry) I bid you welcome, did you think that I would harm her? Why would I make her pay, for the sins which are YOURS! ORDER YOUR FINE HORSES NOW, RAISE UP YOUR HAND TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYES, NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW EXCEPT PERHAPSE CHRISTINE!" but oh know, she didn't stop there. "START A NEW LIFE WITH ME. BUY HIS FREEDOM WITH YOUR LOVE. REFUSE ME AND YOU SEND YOUR LOVER TO HIS DEATH, THIS IS THE CHOICE, THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN!
(A/N) Now this was an enjoyable chapter to write. Except, you know how hard it is to read the little font they use in the insert for love angel music baby? Oh, well. Anyways, please read and review. cya on the flip side, wicky wicky, ohweeee!