DISCLAIMER: All recognizable names belong to the master, J.R.R. Tolkien. I'm not sure he'd approve of this terrible limerick, though.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: A wise person once gave the advice to never pick on or criticize a bard or poet or one may find one's self at the wrong end of humorous jokes and songs. I prefer to think of the advice oft given to D&D players: don't mess with the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Alas, Poor Celegorm by Jessie Syring
There once was an Elf lord named Celegorm
Who used words of hate and of scorn.
Alas, at his end,
He found he'd no friends
So no one his death did mourn.