-1Blue Girl: Chapter four

I.

"All right, Drewbie," Shego growled around the cold compress she held to her face, "are you going to tell me now or after I kill you?"

Dr. Drakken didn't even look up from the papers he was frantically studying. "It's not over, it can't be over. I know I had it planned perfectly, it had to work."

Shego rose to limp over to the distracted doctor. "Ok, Doc." She held the compress with one hand and destroyed on leg of the desk with the flaming other. "No more games. What were we doing and how did you screw it up."

When the desk hit the floor, Drakken jumped to his feet in panic. "N-now Shego, are you going to believe what you think happened or what I tell you happened."

Shego's hand flamed brighter, "I think I'll go with what I know happened."

"Wait, wait, I can explain!"

Shego winced as her sore knee bumped the desk, "Doc, you only have two options, pain now or pain later. After you tell me what I want to know."

Drakken smiled sickly, "Uh, later?"

"Start talking."

II.

"What is with Dr. D. and the blue lights for the last month." Ron puzzled, absently rubbing his girlfriend's firm backside.

Kim shivered in pleasure, moving into his hand, "I don't know, maybe he's trying to bring out a different skin tone."

"Makes as much sense as anything he does, but then why in the vents and not the lair."

Turning to slide one hand under her BF's shirt, lightly stroking his taught stomach, Kim replied with a small kiss, "We'll ask him when we catch him, now head in the game."

Looking out the vent at the two villains, Ron grinned widely, squeezed her bum one last time and asked, "New game plan?"

Kim grinned in anticipation. "New game plan." She agreed.

III.

"Shego!" Dr. Drakken yelled as the vent grate came crashing down.

"On it." Shego replied as she fired up her plasma power. She whirled to face a charging Kim Possible. "Whoa, Princess, get a make over from a street tart?"

Kim assumed a fighting stance, "What are you talking about? Ronnie thinks my new mission clothes are hot."

Shego eyed her opponent up and down slowly, "Ok, it he thinks a blouse tied under your breasts, hot pants, ammo belt, and stiletto heels are hot, who am I to argue."

"Fully functional Shego, you'll see." Kim leaped into the air aiming one four inch spike directly between Shego's eyes.

Eyes widening at the deadly attack, Shego ducked under the extended spike, rolling clear, coming up to her feet turning to face Kim's next attack. Instead she saw the red headed heroine running directly for Dr. Drakken. "Wait a minute, come back herEEEEEEAAAAA!" Shego tried to fly, arms flailing in effort. Coming back to earth she whirled to find…"Sidekick! You…you…you goosed me!"

The blonde grinned at her furious face, "New plan, Shego."

Stalking Stoppable, Shego noticed his mission clothes had changed also, he was wearing a deadly looking black BDU outfit that made him look dangerous instead of dubious. "And what's the new plan? You get killed while Princess takes out the doc? Sounds like a one time only strategy. Besides, I wouldn't think Kimmie would like you getting taken out."

Ron threw a hard right that Shego stepped outside of and past. As she brought her elbow back to slam his kidneys, she lost her focus and strike when Ron's right hand continued down and…

"WHOOOOHOOOOOHOOOHOOO!" Shego leaped forward, whirling in mid air to face the blonde, "Dammit, would you quit that? That's twice…and nobody has ever…even once…you are twice dead meat sidekick."

"AAAAAEEEEEEE HELP, SHEGO!"

Shego's disbelieving eyes snapped to her boss. The loss of focus cost her. The last thing she saw before a surprisingly hard, large fist slammed into her jaw, was Dr. Drakken, running in place, with Princess behind him, holding the waistband of his jockeys at his shoulders.

IV.

"Ok, Drew, I guess I owe you for getting me out of there when the synthos distracted them, so I'll only half kill you. Of course, that all gets forgotten if you don't tell me what the stupid plan was!"

Drakken turned to begin his customary pacing, but a pained grimace crossed his face as he halted in place. "Do you remember Bortel's moodulator chips?"

"How could I forget? And you are not helping yourself by reminding me."

"Bortel wouldn't release his notes, if he still has them, and he took the chips off the market so I can't back engineer one. But I took his idea and came up with a light frequency that should have done the same thing."

"What? Make Princess hot for the sidekick? Newsflash, she already is!"

Drakken scowled, "No, Shego, the blue lights should have turned Team Possible evil."

Shego collapsed onto a chair, wincing through her gales of laughter.

"What? What? It should have worked, all the formula say…"

"Drewbie, you idiot." Shego managed through her hilarity, "I'm still going to hurt you, but don't you see?"

"What, see what?"

"It worked, but as usual, you screwed up. You didn't turn them evil, you just turned them wicked!"