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Phoenix quickly got over her shock at finding out Vala was a Sailor Senshi and plunged her sword into the winged Daetamashii's back. She kicked the monster free of her sword and watched as it burst into flame. She then turned to the other woman, only to see that she was fighting off another Daetamashii.

"Wolf Claw Strike!" a voice yelled and the attack killed the second Shadow Soul. Nightwolf landed lightly in the grass, looking at Sailor Star Kaida suspiciously. "Dare I ask what the hell is going on?" he questioned.

"I'm here to help you fight this Ori," Kaida said.

"And you are?" Nightwolf inquired.

"Transformed, Kaida," she said. She deactivated her transformation and arched a brow at them. "In this form I'm…"

"A thief named Vala Malduran," Phoenix interjected, undoing her transformation as well. "She's not from around this solar system."

"Of course not," Nightwolf muttered. "Guess we go inside to talk," he said, changing back into Kael.

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"What's the big emergency?" Usagi asked as she and Mamoru came into Sam's mansion. "Have we found Ja'aku?" She stopped and looked around. "Where are Seiya and the others?"

"Those three are late," Rei said. "You're actually on time for once, though I think we have Mamoru to thank for that."

"Rei you are so mean!" Usagi returned, sticking her tongue out.

"Well if you weren't so ditzy…" Rei began, sticking her own tongue out. The others shook their heads in weary amusement.

"Well he's attractive," a voice said.

Usagi stopped bickering with Rei and noticed an older woman wrapping her arms around a nervous Mamoru. Anger swelled on Usagi's face and she glared at Vala. "Get your hands of MY Mamoru!" she yelled.

"I think he's a bit old for you," the woman grinned, winking at Mamoru.

"Vala! Get your arms off of him otherwise I will not stop Usagi from beating you senseless…and she could do it too," Sam said, walking into the room.

Vala released Mamoru and sat on the couch, pouting. "I never get to have any fun," she grumbled.

"Who is this…" Usagi paused, looking for the right word.

"I'll explain once the others get here," Sam said.

"Sorry we're late!" a voice called. "Seiya just had to stop and get an ice cream cone on the…way…here…" Taiki trailed off, staring in shock at Vala.

Yaten bumped into Taiki, who had stopped upon seeing the thief. "Why did you…" the silver haired man began to ask when his eyes fell on Vala.

"What's…" Seiya began. His eyes hardened as he glared at Vala. "YOU!" he snarled, the ice cream cone snapping to pieces in his hand.

Sam watched in puzzlement then alarm as she saw fear on Vala's face. "What's going on…" she started to say.

"Fighter Star Power! Make UP!"

"Healer Star Power! Make UP!"

"Maker Star Power! Make UP!"

"Get away from her!" Fighter ordered. "You don't know what she is!"

"Use to be!" Vala exclaimed. "The parasite that was controlling me is gone!"

"Liar! Because of you, the princess was far too weak to stop Galaxia when she came! We were too weak because of you!" Maker growled.

"We had to travel to another galaxy just to rebuild," Healer added.

"I never meant…" Vala began.

"Star Serious Laser!"

Without thinking Kael leapt in the way of the attack and held his hand out. The energy from the attack entered his hand and the pendant around his neck glowed. He shot his other hand out and a bolt of energy leapt into the fireplace. Everyone stared in surprise at him.

He glared at the three Starlights. "I'll only say this once before I get mad. Power. Down," he ordered in a cold voice.

So stunned with what he had just done, the Starlights complied. "We won't be a part of this if she's here," Seiya said.

"Listen to what she has to say. We could really use her help," Sam said.

"You didn't see her kill your entire family!" Seiya yelled. "All she did was held out her hand and they flew backward, dying when they were impaled on a spiked wall!"

"How did she do that?" Usagi asked.

"I'd tell you, but the American government has…" Vala began.

"She did it with this," Sam said, throwing a picture of a hand device on the table. "It's a Goa'uld ribbon device. Used for show, protection, and causing death and pain," she explained.

"Goa'uld?" Ami repeated.

"What the hell are you doing Colonel Carter?" Vala demanded. "I thought this was all classified very hush-hush and all that."

"I'm declassifying to tell them," the former Lieutenant Colonel said. "Or would you rather face those three?" she asked, pointing to the Starlights.

"They don't need to know," Vala said. "All they need to know is that I was possessed by a parasite, was freed from it, and now I just want to help."

Yaten snorted in disbelief. "Enough!" Usagi ordered. "As future ruler of this solar system, no one will harm anyone but Ja'aku. Is that clear?" she demanded, glaring at the Three Lights.

They slowly nodded. "But once this is over…" Taiki began.

"Once this is over I'll return to wherever the princess is and receive my punishment," Vala finished. "But right now you need my help against this Ja'aku guy."

"Sixteen fighters…isn't that a bit of overkill?" Minako asked.

"Compared to the battle I had with Ja'aku last time, I think we should double…triple it," Sam said.

"Aren't you being a bit paranoid?" Haruka asked.

Sam looked down, remembering her encounters with Ja'aku as the good Phoenix and Dark Phoenix. "No," she said. "I've faced evil guys before, but Ja'aku…" she trailed off and shook her head. "It was like…he was evil. And not just him being the bad guy. I mean, evil seemed to…flow off of him," Sam said.

A knock sounded on the door and Kael went to the door. The large group heard murmured voices and Sam quickly took the pictures of the hand device off of the table. The voices grew closer and Kael appeared a moment later, a slightly peeved look on his face. An older man came in behind him in full military dress, a hat tucked under his left arm, silver hair reflecting in the light.

Sam leapt to her feet as if sitting on a pin. The man chuckled when he saw Sam snapping to attention. "I told you once before Carter. At ease."

A blush crept onto Sam's face and she grinned in embarrassment. "General…why are you here?" she asked in English.

"Can't a guy stop in to see one of his old friends?" the General inquired.

"Um…General, I'm a bit busy," Sam said.

He looked around. "Carter, we need to talk."

"I'm not sending…" she began.

"I don't want you to send the Senshi away," he said. Everyone stared at him, then at Sam in disbelief, only a few of them understanding the conversation but all of them picking up the word Senshi.

"I told him nothing," Sam said in English by accident. She also shook her head as she spoke, her shoulders in a shrug.

"I know. The other me did," he said.

"Jack? But…why? When?" she asked.

"Uh…right after he died I'm assuming. Appeared to me like Daniel did when he was Ascended. Who'd've thought I could Ascend?" he grinned.

"Technically it wasn't you…sir," Sam said.

"Sam, what the hell is going on? Who is this guy?" Haruka demanded in Japanese. She was eyeing the General carefully. "How does he know about us?"

"This is Major General Jonathon Jack O'Neill," Sam said.

"Jack O'Neill? As in…" Ami began.

"The real Jack O'Neill. Two L's," he said in perfect Japanese and holding up three fingers.

"I didn't know you spoke Japanese," Sam said.

Jack shrugged. "Picked it up when I was in the area years ago. Listen, I don't know what all is going on, nor do I understand it all. But my…Mini-me," he said with a grin. "That's fun to say. My Mini-me showed up at my place a few weeks ago yammering on about how I had this destiny thing I had to fulfill as some mystical warrior called Apollo."

"He did?" Sam asked, shifting uncomfortably.

"Yep. Even told me that the whole reason I never awakened as Apollo in the first place was because I didn't need to until now. Asked him why he couldn't do it and he replied that he had fallen in battle." Jack stared at Sam. "Told me who killed him."

Sam folded her arms and looked down. Kael wrapped his arms around her protectively, giving Jack a steady look that said "Tread lightly". Jack noticed the look but said nothing about it. He saw how well Sam and Kael fit together and a small pang hit his heart, but he pushed it away. I had my shot. Our love just wasn't meant to be. But if he does one thing to hurt her… Jack thought.

"Carter, all I ask is that you tell me if I'm on your bad side and I will go very far away," Jack said aloud. "You and your bad side were scary before, but now that you got the cool superpowers…" he trailed off, giving a small shiver.

A small smile formed on Sam's face. "I'll keep that in mind." Everyone slowly relaxed as the tension drained from the room.

"So…when do we get to kick some evil ass?" Jack asked, bouncing on the balls of his feet like a small child.

"You seem excited about facing extreme peril," Kael commented.

"Are you kidding? I cannot wait to face the peril," Jack said. "I hate desk jobs. I hate being the man. I've spent my life sticking it to the man and now I am the man."

"So does that mean you stick it to yourself?" Haruka asked. Everyone started laughing at the joke, which was an apparent rip off from some cell phone commercial.

"Yeah well, I'm just glad to be facing the peril," Jack said, sitting himself down on the step into the family room.

"No it's too perilous," Seiya said.

"I bet your gay," Jack returned.

"Actually, that would be us," Michiru said.

"And us," Ami said.

"Well, those three do turn into women…" Haruka began, pointing to the Three Lights. Everyone started laughing.

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