"Tricky situations"
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Harry: So that's how it's done!
Ron: I can't wait to try that!
Draco: (to himself) NO! I've been doing it all wrong!
Goyle: (confused) I don't get it.
Crabbe: (looking off to his left) Cake? Hey, I see cake!
Draco and Goyle: What?
Crabbe: Cake! See? (points to where Hermione had been sitting moments before.)
Draco: Hee Hee Hee!
Goyle: Yummy cake!
Crabbe: Me want to eat it!
Draco: Hey! Weasel, looks like your girlfriend has gone fruity.
Ron: (looks over at Hermione and sees the fruitcake ) What the heck? Hermione? What happened?
Hermione (fruitcake): (shaking) Mloph yegh moolp zyan queanez mlop moblex docezep malph!
Ron: What?
Hermione (fruitcake): docezep mlop moblex yegh zyan quanez!
Harry: What happened to her?
Ron: I don't know.
Crabbe: I want to eat it!
Ron and Harry: Don't you dare!
Draco: (smirk) Why ever not? It's one way to get rid of the Mudblood.
Ron: That's it! (pulls out wand)
Hermione (fruitcake): Mon lessnon!
Harry: Ron don't! He's not worth the trouble.
Ron: Fine. (Sits back down)
Hermione (fruitcake): Phew!
Ron: (looking at Hermione) How?
Hermione (fruitcake): Pansi tnru em nito tsih ooseng teh patenzonkrizeoin coors!
Ron: Huh?
Hermione (fruitcake): (sniffle) (crying)
Ron: No! Don't cry!
Harry: I think she said that Pansy turned her into that using the Patinsonxrizioin curse or something like that. Right?
Hermione (fruitcake): (jumping up and down)
Harry: See. I was right.
Crabbe: But it looks so good!
Ron: Don't make me hurt you!
Draco: Like to see you try! (smirk)
Ron: Incontartne Inflamare!
Draco: OW! AAHG! It burns! (runs around the room, his robes on fire) It burns!
Pansy: (throws water on Draco)
Draco: (stands there looking at Pansy, annoyed)
Pansy: Sorry. I was only trying to help.
Draco: (still stares at her) Now I'm melting! Meeeellltttiiiiinnnngggg! (melts down to a puddle) (sarcastically) Wow! This is just great!
Hermione (fruitcake): (throws a quill at the puddle and the quill sticks up out of it)
Draco (puddle): OW! What was that for?
Pansy: (sniffle) D-D-D-Draco! I'm so sorry! I didn't know! Please forgive me! I'm so sorry! (throws herself on the floor beside the puddle)
Hermione (fruitcake): Mewaaaahaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ron and Harry look at the fruitcake terrified.
Pansy: My poor Draco! (tear falls into the puddle)
Draco (puddle): Hey! Stop! I'm wet as it is already!
Ron: Too true! Too true!
Draco (puddle): Hey! Shut your mouth you son of a bitch!
Ron: Hey! Now you watch your mouth!
Hermione (fruitcake): Hwo adre oyu nsutl mi biofrnd! Oyu shll dei! (throws inkwell and another quill into the puddle)
Draco (puddle): OW! OW! Stop that!
Hermione (fruitcake): Nevwer!
Harry: She's gone mental!
Ron: Like she wasn't before?
Harry: True.
Crabbe: Whaaa! The fruitcake is evil! I don't want to eat it! Whaaa!
Goyle: I still don't get it.
McGonagall arrives and turns Hermione and Draco back to normal.
Hermione: Thank-you professor.
Draco: Thanks a lot Hermione. I'm covered in ink! Gross!
Ron and Harry laugh as the bell rings and the class is dismissed.
THE END!