Clark flew to Chloe's with Lois and little Johnathan . He caught up with Chloe a little then said goodbye and flew back home with Johnathan .
" Daddy where are we going? Thats not the way home..." Johnathan asked confused.
" I know , we are not going home , we are going to have a super fun day too , together!" He said
" Really? What are we gonna do ?" Johnathan asked cuorisly.
" You will have to wait and see for the surprise!" Clark said grinning
At Chloe's
" So where ya wanna eat?" Chloe asked " Bruce's treat" She smiled.
" I have never had French ..." Amanda said
" And be glad it's disgusting let's just get some burgers then head out to the mall for some shopping. " Lois said.
" I agree I hate it too!" Chloe said.
They Changed their minds and decided on pizza .
" Gino's east. Best pizza in metropolis " Chloe said
They walked in and sat down . They noticed writing all over the walls and was given a pen by the waiter to leave their mark also. Amanda wrote " Hello " on it and Chloe wrote " CS + BW Soul mates" and Lois just left a "Heart that said ck inside it . They knew it was cheesy but had no idea what else they wanted to write. They ate and Laughed while Lois and Chloe shared some of Clark's most embarrassing moments
They left while Lois hailed a cab and told him to take them to Madison square for shopping.
They went to American eagle and got some jeans and a few T-shirts, then on to Macy's to get some new shoes and other various clothing items. It was a great Girlie day for them all . A much needed day of from life and a day to laugh ..well they were laughing until they saw something they never thought in their life to see.
The stopped the cab at Illinois ave. to get out and watch the parade when they saw something they never in their life thought would cross their eyes.
Clark landed and put Johnathan on his shoulders and began to walk t words Illinois ave. He knew there was going to be a parade and Johnathan had never seen a Parade so he wanted to make it a special day.
They reached the edge of the street and sat for a minute or two waiting for it to start.
" Daddy, I'm hungry!" Johnathan cried
" Okay what do you want? Hot dogs, pretzels ?"
" Hot doggies!" Johnathan said
" Okay then ..." Clark said and picked him up and walked over to a nearby cart to get a couple of hot dogs. But when he went back to his spot to wait for the parade a woman had taken his spot.
" Excuse me ma'am I was sitting there and my son wanted a hot dog. Do you mind moving over a little so he can see?" Clark asked
" No sorry. "
" I am asking you nicely he is 5 years old and has never seen a parade . Do you mind moving over a little?" He asked again keeping his temper in check
" No I am sorry that your little brat got hungry but you move you lose !" The woman replied
" Okay! " Clark said and Put Johnathan on his shoulders and walked right in front of the 5'3 woman . He had a whole foot advantage mot including Johnathan and blocked her view
" Um excuse me sir ! What do you think you are doing?" She snapped at him'
" Making sure my 5 year old son does not miss out on his first parade because a woman with a bad haircut wouldn't move so no I will not move . I guess if you don't move you lose " He said not believing he had told her off like that. Who was he Lois? He didn't care at this point he wanted Johnathan to have the best day ever.
Then the Parade started . There were various cartoon character's walking down the street and Local community floats , even the Small ville High School Band was in a part and then a bunch of clowns came down the road. Clark was not fond of Clowns he found them creepy and and strange all together but Johnathan loved Clowns he found them hilarious and silly so he put up with them for his son.
The Clowns where throwing pies at each other and splashing water in each other's faces . Then the stopped the float and on a loud speaker announced " W hoot who! Kids can you dunk smiley the Clown?
Rainbow hair is going to pick someone Very strong and if you hit him in the face with a pie you win the prize .
The Clowns began unicycling around the streets picking various people then Clark's nightmare came true they had pulled him out of the crowd. He backed away " No go away " He said
" Do it daddy Do it! You can do it! " Johnathan said
Clark was torn between his petty fear and his love for his son . Of course he picked his son
The clown pulled Clark onto the float and handed him a pie .
" Alright Mr. If you can his Sloppy the clown in the face You can win a prize " The clown said
" That's it then im done?" Clark said wanting to get it over with
" Yeah He can Do it! " Johnathan said
" Whadya say kids? Can he do it?" The clown said over the loud speaker
The people cheered and yelled Yes's and No's
Then the clown squeezed Clark's arm muscle and whispered " I'd bet you could"
Clark pulled away from him and gave the female clown a look of fear.
The clown handed him a pie and told him to aim for the clown named sloppy .
Clark aimed and Fired the pie .
Chloe,Lois,and Amanda all jumped out of the cab when they saw the Parade .
" Look a Parade " Amanda said running to the street
" Look Clowns " Lois said " Clark would be shaking right now "
" You bet?" Chloe said
" Ch ya " Lois said
" I wouldn't be too much mom"
" Why not?"
" because THERE HE IS ! " Amanda said pointing to the parade float with the Clowns , Clark, Johnathan .
" Oh my God!" Lois said covering her mouth in shock
Amanda ran out into the street and Jumped over the police Barricade's running after the Float Yelling " DAD! DAD!"
Clark turned his head before throwing the pie and saw his daughter running
" AMANDA!" He yelled then picked up Johnathan and Jumped off the float
" Dad what the!" She said but before Clark could awnser the Girl clown had tapped him on the shoulder and turned around and she Pied him in the face.
Clark was furious now! He turned around and before he fire the pie Amanda caught his arm . She could see the anger in his eye's and knew he was about to toss it at super strength . " Dad don't do it it's not worth it ." She whispered to him .
" Your right " He said he walked away but then from a distance turned around and threw the pie so hard to the clown it knocked it off it's feet and landed on its butt a good 2 feet away.
" Dad?" Amanda said
" Your right... it's not worth hitting him so close..." He said
" Yes! Go daddy! " Johnathan said
" CLARK! " Lois called in that voice that said ' You are a big dumb alien and I can't believe you just acted that way '
" Hey lo" He said knowing know he was going to have it from her .
" Nice Clark way to show your son how to take care of his problems" Chloe snarked and laughed
Clark just gave her a ' shut up I don't need you comment right now ' look
" How could you have done that! Great job Clark . Exactly like Chloe said , Way to show our son that violence is the awnser. "
" I know but you know what clowns do to me !"
" I don't care if they strap Kryptonite to your chest and make you sing bad show tunes ... I don't want Johnathan getting in fights to solve his problems " Lois told him
" I know... okay ... I just wanted this day to be special for him...He had never seen the parade and I wanted him to have day's to remember spending with my like I do with my dad. And the clown was hitting on me and then the lady who wouldn't move I had just had enough. " He said as he Chloe, Amanda and Johnathan proceeded to her Nearby penthouse.
" Well you defitnatlly made it a day I will never forget..." Amanda said laughing
" Whatever " Clark said as he pushed the button to the penthouse apartment.