What is this?! A new chapter?! Nani?! I know sorry about it. I just have one this to say before we get started. I encourage any comments even negative ones. I like doing this to improve myself. As far as the little things that are not the same as in the actual Naruto just think of it as my own spin. I'm not trying to use the same story just the same basic background. Without further babbling...

Naruto walked out of the dungeon and covered his eyes from the bright light. Three days in the darkness was a long time for someone who couldn't sit still.

Naruto breathed in deeply, "ahh, so good to be free. I guess I have you to thank for that."

Jiraiya smiled wide as he acted as though he was a fight announcer, "And in this corner the blonde menace who has done hard time for three long days… Naruto the RED DUUUUUUSK!"

Naruto instantly went along with it and grabbed the imaginary microphone out of Jiraiya's hand, "I'm just an ex-con who is trying to get used to society again."

"Woooohooo! Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" Jiraiya chanted

Naruto took a bow.

The Kazekage who had just witnessed the whole thing just shook his head, "I swear every single one of them."

Jiraiya slapped his hand on Naruto's shoulder, "Well I think it's time we go watch the graduation ceremony for your teammates."

Naruto paused "wait... what?"

Jiraiya adopted a thinking pose, "well when I got here yesterday I was just in time to see the finals. The battle between Sasuke and Gaara was incredibly entertaining."

Naruto sat in stunned silence, "are you telling me that I missed the finals and am still a genin because I was in jail? And that my teammates both made it through?"

Jiraiya smiled mockingly, "oh yeah that's right. Don't worry about it I was the last one on my team to pass too. I'm sure you will get it next time."

Suddenly Jiraiya took off laughing as an irate Naruto charged after him jumping from building to building yell obscenities at his master while throwing anything from kunai to pots and pans at him.

After an hour or so Naruto gave up. He knew there was no way he was actually going to catch Jiraiya. He decided it was time to head back to the hotel and endure the next portion of his humiliation from his team.

Naruto walked through the front door of the suite they were staying in only to find that Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura were all playing cards.

Naruto approached them, "Playing cards without me? You know that's no fun."

Sasuke glanced at him and gave a small smirk, "Hey genin could you grab me a beer?"

Naruto scowled

"Mah, I'll have one too please.

"I'll just have water" Sakura said as she stretched and unzipped her chunin jacket.

Naruto was about to explode when he suddenly became very calm, "Your wish is my command oh great ones.

Naruto left to get them drinks. He went into the kitchen and go two beers and a glass. The first thing he did was pour the beers down the sink. He then unsealed his special moonshine.

Naruto thought back to when he had first been introduced to the moonshine…

[Flashback]

Jiraiya was out at some sleazy bar like normal and it was the first time Naruto had followed him in. They both went up to the bar and Jiraiya ordered some sake.

"Are you sure kid? This stuff will put some real hair on your chest"

Naruto rolled his eyes, "I'm young I could probably even out drink you."

Jiraiya started laughing and slapped the bar repeatedly

Naruto scowled, "I…."

:"haaahahahahahhaha"

Naruto's scowl turned into a glare, "You know…."

"Hhahaaahahahahahahah" Jiraiya was now turning blue, but he couldn't seem to stop laughing. Eventually he drew in a large breath and got back his still giggling every now and then.

"I'll bet you anything I can." Naruto said as he made a fist and pounded his fist on the table.

Jiraiya just smiled, "oh yeah? If I win you have to help me escape the next time I get caught peeking at a hot spring."

Naruto crossed his arms and thought hard, "If I win then you have to let me sign the toad contract."

Jiraiya smiled as he rolled his eyes, "If you can out drink me then you are more than ready."

Jiraiya set the bottle between them and a shot glass in front of Naruto and himself. He then proceeded to pour the clear liquid into the glasses and raised his and downed it…

Jiraiya woke up the next morning in his hotel room, but not really knowing how he got there. "Uhhh. I feel like death kicked me in the nuts"

Naruto let his smile of victory show.

Jiraiya groaned, "how did you beat me?! Do you even know what kind of tolerance I have?"

Just then Jiraiya got an idea. "Naruto did you ever feel drunk?"

Naruto cocked his head to the side, "I don't think so. You started to get silly when we got to the fourth bottle. My cheeks would get warm for a minute and then I would feel the same as when we started."

Jiraiya stroked his chin and closed his eyes in a thinking posture, "I have an idea."

Next this Naruto knew they were at the toads summon world. Jiraiya was covering his eyes from the sun, but seemed to be doing alright. Naruto followed him up a well worn path in the vegetation. When they go to the top there was a large toad who seemed to have his eyes closed, but Naruto had the impression he could still see.

Jiraiya hailed the large toad, "Oi! Do you have any of that devils juice around? We have a contact signer that can't get drunk."

[End Flashback}]

Naruto chuckled. "If even I got drunk I can't wait to see what happens to them."

Naruto came out of the kitchen with a henged pencil mustache and four glasses on a small serving tray with a towel draped over his arm.

Naruto tried his best English accent, "I do believe congratulations are in order, yes indeed."

He gave them all a glass and too one for himself "I believe it falls to me to say that while the lot of you have been nothing but a bother you are all now my superior bothers."

Naruto raised his glass and the others raised theirs, "KAMPAI!"

They all took a large drink from their glass and then the fun started.

Sakura's eyelids almost instantly started to droop independently of one another. Sasuke seemed to relax and mellow out after a few pulls and Kakashi got very buddy buddy and kept trying to get people to come over to him by say "h'mere"

Naruto sent out clones to invite everyone he knew around the host village and soon they all started to pour in. No one would dare miss a party that Naruto threw. They were always wild and more fun than most would care to admit to him directly.

In short order the entire upper part of the hotel had been taken over and every room was playing different drinking games. There was loud music, beer pong, kings cup, Irish poker, quarters, Edward forty-hands, flip cup and more.

As the night was coming to an end Naruto was sitting on the top of the roof with Temari with his arm around her and he head resting against his shoulder. Naruto loved having his arms around her and squeezed her a little,

Temari smiled and looked up at Naruto from where she was nuzzling into his neck. She scooted back to get a little more height on him and leaned in and pressed her lips on his. At first it was just little pecks but it grew deeper and eventually ended up with Naruto kissing her deeply and using his teeth to pull on her bottom lip while she let out a small moan.

Just then they hear moaning from somewhere behind them on the roof they both got up and peeked over to the other side where Sakura and Sasuke were passionately making out.

Naruto looked at Temari and put his hands together in a pleading manner. Temari smiled mischievously and nodded.

Naruto got out two rolls of duct tape and gave one to Temari and then motioned in a circle and pointed to the couple. Temari nodded.

Naruto and Temari dashed out from where they were hiding and as fast as they could started to duct tape their heads together followed by their bodies.

Both Sakura and Sasuke started to yell when they figured out what was happening, but ended up yelling into eachothers mouth as they were then stuck together.

Naruto and Temari bolted down to the party and hid out in one of the rooms laughing the whole time.

Temari giggled, "what do you suppose they will do when they find us?"

Naruto gave her a quick kiss don't you worry I have a plan already in motion so they get their revenge, but we all have fun.'

Temari raised an eyebrow and then snuggled back into his neck, "I trust you."

Sasuke and Sakura were so shocked it took them a minute to get out of all the duct tape the two had haphazardly wrapped around them. Sasuke and Sakura looked at eachother and revenge was in both of their eyes. They came down off the roof to the party to look for Naruto and Temari.

They spotted the two of them in on of the biggest rooms, but before they could charge them a hoard of Naruto's burst into the room and all of the other rooms unsealing a ridiculous amount of pillows.

"PILLOW FIGHT!" Each of the clones yelled as they started to wallup anyone within pillow swinging distance.

The whole place erupted into a free for all in less than five seconds. Sasuke and Sakura grabbed a pillow and attacked Naruto and Temari. After half an hour the pillow fights had broken into teams and was starting to spread throughout the entire village. After Sasuke and Sakura had gotten their hits in with their pillow weapons Naruto grabbed Temari bridal stile and jumped out the window to safety.

Sakura and Sasuke looked at how happy the two seemed together.

Sakura crossed her arms, "It's not like relationships are a competition."

Sasuke nodded his head in agreement then turned to Sakura, "We're still winning though right?"

Sakura nodded confidently, "oh definitely"

Naruto and Temari looked back on the hotel where Sasuke and Sakura were staring out the window looking at them. Just below that window another room with a drunk Gaara in the middle of the room holding on to a girl whose face seemed to be cherry red as he protected her from all the pillows in the room with his automatic sand shield.

Naruto and Temari busted out laughing.

When they landed Naruto smiled and closed his eyes, "Rule number ninety-six, enjoy the little things." Naruto then dipped her low and kissed her.

Hey everyone! I know it's a small chapter, but I thought I should keep writing this story since it's super fun to write and most people comment that they hope it continues. I hope it turns out as good as I hoped. I want to thank everyone who commented. I will be giving this story a little more focus in the future, because it wouldn't feel right to not finish it. Again thank you for the support; positive or negative.

Konoha Civilian out.