Diclaimer: I do not own avatar..nor do i own full metal alchemist...someday though...someday sigh

Author's Note: Please R'R! This one's going to be funny..I promise. I've also seen all the episodes (1-51) so this story might contain some spoilers to what's gonna happen..:)

CHAPTER ONE

Tea and the Humiliated

Ang patted Appa gently on the head. "Guys, I think Appa might need to rest for a while…he gets so tired sometimes.. ..I'm worried about him." Ang said, as he steered his flying bison over the ocean.

Sokka turned to look at him after finishing his piece of dried fish. "Yeah, I guess you're right Ang. I did notice that we were flying a bit slower. I can still see the same sets of clouds that I saw 3 seconds ago." He pointed at the sky.

"Then we'll just have to stop to the nearest village. Ang…"the water bender said. "do you know where the next village is and how long it'll take us to get there? You said you've been here before.." she turned to face her friend.

Ang shook his head. "Katara, that was 100 years ago…I don't keep up with everything new that happens…I do know that the nearest village from here is..or was…an air bending village. Not a big one though, it was called Shitoru. I've only been there several times though…We'll see it any time now…"He trailed off. " But now…my guess is that it's people are probably earth benders…since their neighbors could bend earth…" Katara and Sokka looked at each other, realizing that Ang had probably been reminded of his old home, the air temple. They went next to Ang, each on the other side of him and put an arm to his shoulder.

"Well, then let's go check this place out. My stomach is starting to complain." Sokka grinned. Katara rolled her eyes.

"Together" Katara smiled at him.

The bald monk understood what they were trying to do and smiled too. "Thanks guys…hey look there it is! Shitoru!" Ang pointed in front of them. There was a tiny island, and considering everything being green from the flags to the people's clothing, Ang was right about the earth benders.

"Wow, it's beautiful!" Katara said as she examined the markets and animals. Everything that the people wore had green in it. As they got closer to the harbor, Sokka was able to see some of the different foods they had, ranging from fruits to herbs and vegetables. Most of the foods Sokka never saw. He slightly drooled at the thought of trying each and every edible thing on the village.

"I know…"Ang said as he steered Appa next to a few trees near the harbor. "Wish we were here a 100 years ago though." He looked at the village. "We would've had so much fun flying and…" Katara put a hand on his shoulder after they got to the harbor and started walking through the markets and shops. "Ang, you don't have to-" she was interrupted by a merchant in green apparels who carried a basket full of sweet smelling paper and leaves.

"Excuse me miss, but would you like some ginseng tea leaves? We're having a huge sale on them today! They're 2 silver coins per pack!" the merchant smiled kindly. She held up a packet of leaves in front of Katara's face. Katara thought her to be around 11 years old, she was almost as tall as Ang. She had black hair with pure, green eyes. The girl blushed when she saw Ang, and Katara couldn't keep the grin off her face.

"Oh, it's okay. We were just a-" Katara was cut of by Ang.

"Here you go!" Ang gave the girl 6 silver coins. In return, she handed him 3 packets of ginseng tea leaves, her hand slightly shaking in the process. Katara just looked at him.

"Thank you" the merchant bowed to them, and started walking away. Ang looked at the packet, and was interested with this tea sale. He looked through the crowds of people, pass the other markets. He had no idea where the tea sale was held.

"Wait!" Ang shouted. The girl stopped and turned around. Katara must be the only one seeing this girl blush. Ang acted normal, and Sokka was too busy examining all the food to even notice the merchant. "Where can we go to find more tea?" The girl pointed to where Sokka was, who stood next to a store named, "Tea Market; Sale Today" Ang looked at the store. It was right in front of where he stood. Why hadn't he seen it earlier?

"Oh..ehehe…I knew that…" Ang smiled at her, putting an arm behind his head and scratching it. "Oh, and my name is Ang, and these are my friends Katara, and Sokka." Katara waved her hand up and smiled.

"Sokka is over there…" Katara pointed him out from the crowd. "He's the one with a basket in each hand, loaded with food and what not." The girl nodded. She blushed a deep crimson when Ang said had told her his name. "My name is…Rin…I'm one of the shop merchants here…" Katara was surprised that she didn't even stammer. I'll give her credit for that.. she thought, giggling.

"Nice to meet you, Rin." Ang said as he looked at her. She just stood there, doing as best as she could to try and make eye contact with him. In a way, Ang saw the sunlight hit her eyes and how they shimmered a bright, happy green. She had a soft face by the looks of it, and her ragged green dress made her look so childish, especially with an old pair of brown slippers on. But there was just something with her face…her eyes…that made her look

"You too, Ang…and Katara and Sokka." By now her face was so red that even Ang could see it. "Well, we better get going to the market now. Thanks for the tea!" He said happily as he waved to her. "Bye!" cried Katara, and waved at her too.

"Goodbye! Have fun with the sales!" she yelled to them, and with that, slipped away into the crowd. Katara and Ang walked next to Sokka, while bumping into people. "Hey!" Ang heard Katara yell. "That was my foot, thank you very much!" she yelled again, but he didn't hear it. He was too busy with his own thoughts.

That girl….Rin…….don't I know her from somewhere?…

"Ang!" Ang snapped back into reality, seeing a smirking Katara. "What?" he asked strangely. Katara only giggled. " I'm glad you're back from your thinking…" She winked at him. "What are you talking about, Katara?" She shook her head. "Nothing…"

He couldn't help but admit it now though. He never felt anything like this. That girl, Rin…he had actually thought she was pretty..very pretty. Katara only laughed.

Back at the harbor, another ship had just arrived. It beared a fiery red flag.

Roy tapped his fingers on the desk in frustration. Lieutenant Hawkeye just came in holding an angry, cussing Edward Elric. Roy turned his head, facing Ed.

"Hello Fullmetal" Roy smiled slightly. "What have you been up to these days?" Hawkeye let go of Ed.

Ed glared at him. "Why did you bring me here? I told you damn well that I was busy.."

"Stop being so short tempered." Roy said as he grabbed a pen off his desk, and took out some paper.

"Oh, thank you for dragging me all the way here just to criticize my height." Ed gritted his teeth.

"And stop being so stubborn, all you have to do is on this paper." Roy said. He was scribbling things on a piece of paper. Ed walked to his desk to take a look at it. "Just follow these..procedures. You know that new pub that opened up? I want you to…take a visit there." He finished writing, and folded the paper up. He handed it to the state alchemist. "When you get there, there'll be a ….circle…….in the back near a red table. You'll see it from the door…"

"A circle? What circle? If this is just some -" Roy held up a hand to stop him.

"Actually, it's not…bad…I just want you to transmute… a…a chair to that circle on the floor. Make it into…uh..what it says on the paper, okay? Simple as that. I'm sure even the Fullmetal alchemist can handle that, right? Then when you come back, just give it to me and that's it. All there is to it." Roy sneered.

Ed just ignored him and left. That bastard…..If this is some kind of joke I'll come back here and kill him….He met up with a suit of armor down the steps of hq. "Brother, what did colonel Mustang want now?"

"Some stupid errand…it says it all on this piece of paper…but I think it's some kind of revenge to get back at me from that Christmas party or something. I mean….. a pub? What am I, stupid?" Ed was walking with his hands in his pocket. Al coughed a little. Ed turned.

"Oh.." Al said, walking behind his brother.

"Now…where's that stupid pub?"

Back at Mustang's office, Hawkeye was just about to leave. "You don't think that this is..a little to mean?" She said at the door.

"Not at all, Riza."

"Is this about the Christma-" She was stopped when she saw his red face.

"Okay okay…just making sure…but they'll be back right? I mean…" Roy turned his chair and looked out the window.

"Hawkeye, Hawkeye……I'm sure you know by now that our little shrimp can handle almost anything, right?" Hawkeye nodded. "This will be too easy for him, I presume. Besides, if anything goes wrong, we'll just go get him and his brother. That's all…no need to worry."

"What do you mean, we'll?..is there someone else coming with you? Havoc? Fuery?.." Hawkeye asked nervously. Roy just smiled at her.

Yup. That's all for now. Tell me what you guys think of the whole crossover..FMA gives me an excuse to make this story funny..lol Please review! I want to if you guys want me to continue...XP