My Reborn Life with My Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls 9
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It was only a matter of days before Kazuma had to go to apply for his job interview for the government, but he was not worried for the most part.
No what he was worried was trying to not only stay alive from anymore blood loss due to his most recent nosebleeds and serving as Leechi's main source of food.
Speaking of food, he had redeemed that 200,000-yen voucher for him to do some proper grocery shopping that he and Moskii had done recently.
So today Kazuma was putting his culinary skills to the test, to contrary to what he told Ms. Smith was actually pretty good since his specialty was Japanese cuisine, with maybe him knowing how to make a few other things as well.
"Thank you for the meal Kazuma" said Curie as she was eating herself a hamburger with spinach leaves and a side of kidney beans.
"Hey it's the least I can do, last thing I need is for us to send you to the hospital for an iron transfusion" said Kazuma as he had finished heating up some fish and rice for him, Yatsume, Kino, Killa, Darkness, and Aqua.
"I just wished you could've bought some sweet bubbly for me to enjoy" said Aqua as she was snacking on some potato chips while playing on the new Switch Kazuma bought.
"And I wish you didn't spoil your appetite, while getting crumbs on my new Switch, but I guess we're both screwed in that sense only" said Kazuma as he turned to look back and see that Aqua was surprisingly competent as a gamer as her main was Sub Zero.
"Stingy" pouted Aqua as she had performed a Fatality as evident by the announcer.
"Anyways, can you please put down the Switch and give me a hand in setting up the table" asked Kazuma, "I'll give a hand" said Killa as she got up from her seat and began to put the utensils in place.
After a few minutes of last minute prepping Kazuma, began to serve everyone their portions and was ready for a peaceful dinner, that is until Ms. Smith kicked in the door and started to hit him on the shoulder.
"You liar" yelled Ms. Smith as Kazuma was left defenseless to protect himself from her barrage of attacks.
"Why would you wear such a big watch" cried Kazuma in pain, "Why Kazuma, why would you lie to your future boss about not being able to cook" said Ms. Smith.
"Cause I figured you'd be harassing me for a free meal every now and again, you government official bum" said Kazuma as he got hit in the shoulder even harder now.
"Seriously you are turning to be a stingy man" said Ms. Smith, "I could've told you that" said Aqua jokingly, "You're not helping" cried Kazuma.
"Also, are you seriously here just to spy on us while we eat dinner" asked Kazuma as he would not be surprise at this point, "I came here originally to tell you that I'll be sending Zombina over to pick you up at 7 a.m. sharp tomorrow for your job interview, and to sign some final forms so we can start shipping you blood and iron transfusion packs for some of your homestays" said Ms. Smith.
"Can I please sign the forms so you can leave" said Kazuma as he had just about enough of Ms. Smith's antics for the day, "What and not invite your soon to be sexy boss over for dinner like that, Kazuma you have to show some couth and culture towards woman" said Ms. Smith.
"Hey, I'm plenty of chivalrous around this household" defended Kazuma, "Since when" stated the girls of Team Kazuma.
"Seriously, now's not the time you three" said Kazuma as Ms. Smith made a spot for herself on the table, much to Kazuma's annoyance.
"Alright Ms. Smith you want what the adults are having or what Curie and the kids are having" asked Kazuma as Megumin, and Yuuhi were eating hamburger steaks.
"I'll take whatever you got ready" said Ms. Smith, "Right well hang tight I'm almost done here" said Kazuma as he cooked the fish just a bit longer before serving it up.
Once they had finished eating, it was left to Moskii and Leechi to do the dishes as Kazuma began to sign some paperwork to seriously end Kazuma's need to be Leechi's personal blood bag.
"Alright we're done, thanks for the meal Kazuma" said Ms. Smith as she had gathered the necessary paperwork, "Good so when can I expect you to start sending in blood bags" asked Kazuma.
"Some time tomorrow, speaking of make sure you get a good night's rest, and look presentable Kazuma" said Ms. Smith before her eyes popped for a second before she put on her calm demeanor again.
"Lala, pleasant to see you" said Ms. Smith as she felt the Dullahan's presence before making her acquaintance, which always surprised her.
"She who works for the Inquisition, it baffles me that you be able to sense the presence of death" said Lala trying to gain her composure and look cool.
"You make it to easy for me dear, especially since you chose to put on an orange scented perfume" said Ms. Smith as Lala lost her composure and began to blush over what she had done.
This didn't go unnoticed as all of the girls within the household know the intention of Lala putting on perfume, not to mention the relation she had with Kazuma.
"Well I was just" said a tongue tied Lala as her plans to get noticed by Kazuma was pretty much revealed as Ms. Smith got up from her seat and started to make her leave.
"Sorry about that dear, but hey whatever you're planning could still happen" said Ms. Smith reassuringly as Lala began to blush.
"Kazuma, until you start as a government employee, and even then, please behave yourself" said Ms. Smith as she sashayed her way out the door.
"So Lala, what exactly are you planning to do tonight with our beloved blood bag" called Leechi as she made her way out the kitchen and clung onto Kazuma.
"Now Leechi, certainly there's no need for us to get hostile, especially since Lala here knows better than to lay her hands on our handsome host, given that she has her own back home" said Yatsume as her sweet smile seemed rather menacingly.
"Cut the crap, listen up grim reaper, you lay a hand on my hero and you're gonna get the point like that spider woman from next door" said Killa as she began to crack her knuckles.
"Everyone I think we should all calm down, Lala here is our guest and I can vouch for her that nothing will happen between her and Kazuma as nothing has happened yet" said Darkness as she genuinely stood up for the Dullahan.
"You just said the keyword 'yet', so who knows what could happen" said Killa as she was held back by Moskii and Curie.
"If something does happen, Lala just scream as loud as you can, and we'll put the NEET back in place" as Aqua focused on her Switch and performed a beautiful brutality.
"Aqua, we're more concerned of Lala touching Kazuma here" said Moskii as Aqua paused her game to look at everyone, "Really" asked Aqua.
"Yeah, really" said Curie as Aqua needed a minute to process this information before throwing in her 2 cents on the matter.
"If something happens, let them be" said Aqua before playing her game once more, "Huh" said everyone in the Satou household.
"What do you mean by that you blue haired bitch" said Killa as Aqua paused her game once more to address Killa's statement.
"First of all, don't call me a bitch, and secondly it's none of our business to interfere let alone decide who Kazuma gets to date" said Aqua as she was taking a mature stance on this matter.
"If Kazuma did found someone who likes him, than good for him, and we should remain supportive of his relationship" said Aqua, "Someone who doesn't show any feelings towards Kazuma has no right to speak about how we should feel" said Killa.
"Be that as it may, I still know Kazuma longer than any of you and if I wanted to, I have a better chance of asking him out, but I don't and I won't, so I'll do the right thing and let the NEET be in peace" said Aqua before going back to playing her game leaving everyone dumbfounded.
"Thank you Aqua" said Kazuma as he took this as a chance for him and Lala to escape into his bedroom to play videogames, while the rest of the house guest were left to their thoughts and about their business, while Yuuhi went and clung onto Aqua.
"Aqua onee-chan don't you like Kazuma onii-chan even a little" asked Yuuhi as Aqua paused her game once more and turned her head around and not letting anyone to hear how she really felt.
"Look, it's not that I don't like Kazuma, he's a reliable and dependent guy but honestly I kinda see the guy like an annoying brother" said Aqua as she saw that Yuuhi was putting on a sad face.
"An annoying brother that I care about a lot" sighed Aqua as this got Yuuhi to smile hearing that Aqua does care for Kazuma even if it's a little.
Speaking of Kazuma, he had locked the door to his bedroom tonight as he and Lala played a friendly game of Resident Evil 5, and just chilled.
"Sorry about the hostility, don't know what's got everyone riled up; Grab the SMG" said Kazuma, "It's fine I guess, not anything I'm not use to back at home" said Lala.
"That's right, Darling is quite the catch ain't he" said Kazuma, "He is, and it's frustrating to get notice by him at time; Get over here so I can heal you" said Lala.
"Thanks; Anyways mind if I be bold for just a second" said Kazuma as Lala cocked her brow, "Um… sure" said Lala as she was than greeted by Kazuma shoving her his face in her breast.
"Kazuma!" exclaimed Lala as he was on the borderline of motor boating her as she felt him taking deep breaths from her cleavage.
"You do smell like oranges, gotta admit Ms. Smith has the nose of a blood hound" said Kazuma as he had a smile on his face as Lala was left somewhat flustered just as they had reached a checkpoint.
"You could've smelled my neck you know" said Lala with a blush, "Than why'd you apply some perfume around your boobs" asked Kazuma.
"Don't blame me, it was my body who did it" said Lala as she set her controller down and hid her face in her hands.
Pausing the game for a quick second, Kazuma turned to look at Lala and smiled in satisfaction that he left her flustered, though to prove he's not a complete sadist readers a part of him felt bad.
"Hey at least it's good to know your body is honest" said Kazuma as steam was coming from Lala's head, "So is yours" said Lala as Kazuma barely missed her whispering those words.
"How so" asked Kazuma as he wanted to hear her comeback, "Well your son was standing at attention the night we slept together and during those few moments when you forced me to spoon with you" said Lala.
"Hey at that point it's not only my body, but mind that's completely honest" said Kazuma as he slipped out something personal just now as Lala looked at him.
"Really" said Lala as she began to lean in on Kazuma who was now in the mercy of her hands.
"Then can you tell me how you honestly feel about me" said Lala as she was inches away from Kazuma's face as he was now the one left blushing and tongue tied.
"I…that is to say- I" said Kazuma as Lala realized that they were both in a compromising position, which you know wasn't a bad thing as both began to move their faces closer and closer now.
"Hey Lala, you in there, it's time for us to go girl" called Rachnee on the other side of the door, completely ruining the moment, for better or worse depending whom you ask.
"Right, um" said Kazuma, "Yeah I should" said Lala as both backed away from each other and began to exit the room.
"Seriously you girls keep away from our hero, and stick to your man back at home" said Killa as she was starting something again, "We've no idea what you're talking about, but I insist you cease thy hostility" said Centorea.
"For the record if any of you girls feel like moving on from Darling towards Kazuma, you got my support" said Miia with a smile.
"Miia now's not the time for you to be showing her true colors" said Rachnee, "These aren't snakys true colors" said Papi innocently.
"That's it you're dead" said Killa as she lunged towards Miia but was stopped thanks to Rachnee.
"Heel girl, we just came for our roommate" said Rachnee, "And what about mangling us" asked Leechi as she, Kino, Darkness, and Megumin were tied up.
"I couldn't resist, especially since Darkness is enjoying this as much as me" said Rachnee with a sly smile, "Ah, Ah" whimpered Kino as she couldn't help herself but to let out a cloud of her hallucinating gas.
"Oh crap" said Rachnee in a panic, "I got it" said Aqua as she got up to take care of the problem but wounded up tripping over the coffee table and wounded up knocking herself and Moskii over into Rachnee who ended jerking her hands fast enough to send the girls she had captured flying in random directions.
This meant at some point Kazuma and Lala were sent flying back, with Kazuma being smother within Lala's breast once more, this time he was on her, much to Lala's body's delight as she held Kazuma tightly.
"No, not again" cried Lala, "Kazuma you are a pervert" coughed Aqua as Rachnee was left loopy from Kino's spore gas.
"Look at me guys I'm Toby Maguire" said Rachnee as she began to slinging web all over and pulling things at random.
"Rachnee, wake up and cease thy senseless slinging of web" said Centorea as her top was instantly removed and her boobs were flashed towards the gander of her neighbors.
"No worries I can wake her up just" said Aqua as she ready to splash her with water but she got hit over the head with a vase.
"And that's my cue to intervene" said Kazuma as he witnessed what happened when he pulled free to get some air.
Using steal to place Lala back on her body, Kazuma was ready to cast create water, but was left distracted upon looking at Centorea's knockers.
"Kazuma avert your eyes" said Centorea as she did her beast to hide her breast by covering them with her arms, "Seriously now's not the time to be a pervert" said Megumin as she was miffed that her flat as a pancake chest could never seduce Kazuma compared to someone like Centorea.
"Right, create water" said Kazuma as he manage to spray water one Rachnee, leaving her drenched but awake.
"Thanks neighbor, though now you left my favorite top wet, oh well" said Rachnee as she began to fey remove her top off to tease Kazuma a little.
"Oh hell no" said Killa as she hopped forward to take a bite out of Rachnee she jumped away from the childish attack in away to get her to really flash her tits at Kazuma.
"Noice" said Kazuma as he was not hiding the fact he was definitely enjoying the set of hooters Rachnee had as his nose began to bleed.
"Hey if you can't beat them, join them especially if it get's my blood bag here to draw some blood" said Leechi as she began to zip down her skin tight suit and revealed her boobs towards Kazuma as he let out another spirt of blood, much to Leechi's joy.
"Thanks for the meal blood bag" said Leechi as she ran her way forward and pounced on Kazuma and began to drink his blood.
"Why" cried Kazuma as Leechi sucked off him for a minute before she got up and began to straddle on top of Kazuma's lap.
"Hey Lala, want to help carry Kazuma back to his room, big guy has a bug day tomorrow and something tells me he'll be sleeping just fine tonight" said Leechi as they looked down on the now dizzy Kazuma.
Nodding her head in agreement, Lala helped get Kazuma back to his bedroom as the rest of the girls composed themselves back in order.
"Sleep tight blood bag" said Leechi as she kissed him on the head as Lala was left speechless and blushing.
"Don't be so surprise it's hardly the first time I've got to kiss him, nor am I the only one to be doing that" said Leechi as she did caught what Moskii did earlier today.
"Feel free to do it, but be quick about while I go distract the other girls" said Leechi as she made her way out the room and left Lala to Kazuma.
While the thought of kissing Kazuma was tempting, she'd rather he'd be awake and fully conscious and not left in a loopy state.
Sighing in defeat, Lala left the room and made sure to turn off the lights as she felt a new sense of determination, nay a need to step up her game if she wants Kazuma to notice her.
But that's a story for another day as she began to bid farewell to her friends as everyone began to pray for Kazuma to pass his job interview tomorrow, cause tomorrow was going to be yet another eventful day.
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