My Reborn Life with my Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls 10
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Having his alarm set up to wake up at 6 in the morning, Kazuma began to drag his way out of bed and started his day right with a quick shower, before putting on his new suit and grabbing his sunglasses before exiting out into the living room and saw that the only ones awake at this hour were Darkness, who was on her way to work and looked hot AF in workout clothes, Killa and Leechi as they made him both his breakfast and lunch.
"Morning girls" greeted Kazuma, "Morning Kazuma" said the trio as Darkness finished devouring the rest of her bacon and egg on toast breakfast.
"I gotta go, I got my first class in like half an hour, wish me luck" said Darkness as she grabbed her water bottle and was rushing towards the door, "Good luck" said Kazuma just as Darkness was out the door.
"Hey hero, take a seat here, we'll serve you something nice" said Killa as she actually looks great in an apron.
"And no worries, I decided that I'll skip breakfast this morning so you can give it your all today" said Leechi as she too wore an apron though it seemed to loose it's charm given how she already wears a skin tight body suit.
"Thank you" said Kazuma as he began to sit down and was instantly served a full Japanese breakfast, which he managed to eat in record time since Zombina had finally rolled up to the house.
"That's my ride, got to go" said Kazuma as he rushed to slide on his shoes and head out the front door.
"Good luck in your interview" said Killa, "Thanks" said Kazuma with a smile as he saw Zombina waiting for him in her van with the passenger door open for him.
"Come on in new blood, we're wasting day light" said Zombina as Kazuma didn't need to be told twice, before hopping in and heading off as his first day working for the government.
"So how's you're morning been so far" asked Zombina, "So far so good, why" asked Kazuma, "Well consider this to be your highlight for today, cause trust me, by the end of it you're gonna feel drained".
"Why would you say that" asked Kazuma as he began to pale a little, "Cause today is but a taste of how boring the work place is, since we'll be mainly focusing on nothing extensive paperwork, lots of boring, but important video orientation, plus a few written tests here and there" explained Zombina.
"I… kinda figured as much, but for how long" asked Kazuma, "Well since you just so happened to get hired after liminials have arrived, it's gonna be an all day thing" explained Zombina as Kazuma began to grimace.
"I know it sucks, but you know what, it's all super important given how we're trying to keep the peace between us and liminials" said Zombina as a means to comfort Kazuma.
"No I get it, it's just that I kinda sorta dropped out of school because of the amount of paperwork and tests they offered" said Kazuma, "Is that why Smith has decided to call you a NEET as a pet name" said Zombina with a laugh.
"No it's because she'd heard it from Aqua, who kept on calling me that during our first interaction. Also I'd appreciate it if you don't call me that" said Kazuma as being called either a NEET or a shut-in seems rather ironic given how he's working to provide for a household of 12 people give or take.
"I swear on my soul I won't call you a NEET, however I can't promise you that Ms. Smith won't stop calling you that either" said Zombina as Kazuma began to pout.
"Isn't there someone from HR I can talk to than" asked Kazuma, "Well I got some bad news for you, the boys in HR are so booked in dealing with employee relationship issues for one reason or another that, you literally got to schedule for an appointment at least 2 months in advance" explained Zombina as Kazuma banged his head on the dashboard.
"Yeah, it sucks, but hey at least you'll be working with the most badass team" said Zombina with a smile as Kazuma began to lift his head up.
"Yeah, who" asked Kazuma with a smirk as Zombina smirked back, "I'll give you that one, but in all seriousness we're the ones who see the most action given how versatile our little group is" said Zombina before the finally began to roll into the governmental building's main parking lot.
"Alright, we're finally here. You ready to do this" asked Zombina as Kazuma had felt already tired before the day began, but he already came this far and saw no point in retreating.
"Yeah let's do this" said Kazuma as both of them began to walk their way up towards the building as Kazuma mentally prepared himself for the most boring day in his life.
Later
It had been 12 straight hours of him sitting on his butt, thoroughly reading through big handbooks regarding to what's to be expected, behavior in the work place, new behavior of the work place, the laws surrounding of not only how to deal and approach liminials, but also how it affects and crosses with Japan's currant laws, followed by 3, 2 hour long videos, and concluding with timed written tests.
In short, Kazuma felt like he accepted another load of stress in his life, and that there is nothing he can do about it, that is if he wants to continue to provide for everyone back at home.
The only silver lining to it all was that he has confirmed to not only get the job, but also was given a small pamphlet on not only benefits, but also an additional one since he is housing liminials of his own.
"This is really great to know" said Kazuma as he discovered he'll be saving major bank upon sending in his receipts to work when purchasing groceries and other essentials.
"Yeah it is, plus you'll get some more benefits as well in regards to insurance" said Zombina as she was driving Kazuma back home along with Tio.
"I'm just happy to hear that Kazuma got hired and will be working with us" said Tio as she was listening to music in the back, "That is once he passes his physical test tomorrow" said Zombina as Kazuma went eye.
"I got to take a physical test now" asked Kazuma in disbelief, "Well duh, you are gonna be sent out on the field with us, but because Ms. Smith mentioned you're unique abilities to the hire ups, the actually went to evaluate and test you on what you can do before they move on to the bureaucratic crap, which lucky for you, you won't have to sit through" said Zombina.
"Honestly I feel like that's something I want to sit down and listen to" said Kazuma as he felt like he already signed his soul into the devil and is now too late to back out on.
"You got a point, but it's honestly way out of your hands at that point" said Zombina as they finally parked outside of the Satou household.
"I'll pick you up tomorrow at the same time, so make sure you get plenty of rest" said Zombina, "Bye Kazuma" said Tio as she waved at him, "Later Tio, see you in the morning Zombina" said Kazuma as he closed the door behind him before they drove off.
Looking at his house, Kazuma let out a sigh since he knows why he has to work, the question is whether it was worth it or not.
Walking towards the front door, Kazuma let himself in as he began to undo his tie.
"Girls, I'm home" said Kazuma as he walked into paradise, since all the girls in his household, plus the ones next door were all trying on different sets of lingerie right out into the living room.
"Kazuma you pervert, what are you doing here" exclaimed an embarrassed Aqua as she had on nothing but white and blue striped panties as she began to cover her breast.
"Seriously haven't you heard of knocking before" said Megumin as she decided to press her naked body up against Papi's as used her feather wings to shield their exposed bodies.
"Kazuma, you have no idea how mortified I am as I feared that this day may come again" said Darkness in a perverted blush as she wore an elegant set of black panties and a bra before she was restrained in a position that he her legs spread open for Kazuma to see thanks to Rachnee.
"Girl, you can fool yourself, but you can't fool me and possibly Kazuma here" said Rachnee as her breast were left to hang out in the open before she blew a kiss at Kazuma.
"Seriously Kazuma, this is embarrassing for some of us here" said Miia with a blush as she used her hands to cover her nether regions, while her breast were pushing from her white on pink frilled bra.
While all this was going on, Kazuma's mind went dead as he began to bite down his lower lip as he couldn't help but savor the moment.
Yup, this makes up for the day I had, thought Kazuma as a tickle of blood escaped his nose.
"Kazuma, seriously get out of here, before Kino here has a-" said Aqua as the sentient fungi had her eyes fixated on Kazuma and couldn't help but feel his gaze on her body and what he might do in the privacy and comfort in his bedroom later on tonight.
Still in a surprising turn of events, Kino was the one to have fainted as she fell over on Mero and Yatsume, with both of them wearing star shaped pasties.
"Hmm, well at least the pour dear didn't gassed us with spores this time" said Aqua as everyone sighed in relief, before they heard a loud thud.
Turning their heads, the girls saw Kazuma had accidently knocked over a pile of books in order to grab a camera and take a picture of the girls in their current states.
"Hold on neighbor, you can't expect to get a photo of me without the thought of having to pay a fee" said Rachnee as she flung some web to get the camera out of Kazuma's hands in such a hurry, that she wound up getting Kazuma as well.
So in one full yank, Rachnee had yeeted Kazuma towards their direction as the girls scrambled to dodge the flying NEET from landing on top of them, at least most of them.
In a great turn of cosmic events Kazuma found himself on top of Leechi, Lala, and Suu, with 2 out of the 3 of them being fully naked, and Lala wearing blue on black laced bustier lingerie set.
"Kazuma!" yelped Lala in surprise, "Hey blood bag, are you happy to see me, or are you trying to spoil me in spite of me having a steady supply of blood" said Leechi with a cheeky smile as she not only saw his visible nose bleed, but felt how hard he was.
Feeling Leechi's touch, and the fact he was bleeding again, got Kazuma to put on a pure face of ecstasy that only Darkness has ever openly shown.
Unfortunately, Suu only saw the part of Kazuma bleeding and wanted to help him stop the blood, so she did the best thing in her opinion and that was to incase Kazuma in her slime body.
Needless to say, Kazuma snapped back to reality as he tried to get Suu off of him, before throwing his hands out and continued to repeatedly grope both Lala and Leechi.
"Kya, Kazuma at least let's do this in the privacy of your bedroom" screamed Lala, "Whoa, always knew you had the Midas touch blood bag" said Leechi as she was getting as turned on as Lala.
As for the girls on the sidelines, for the most part it became a routine and knew better than to get involve, except Aqua who chose to intervene and picked up a lamp.
Feeling malicious intent, Suu got off of Kazuma, just in time for him to feel the full blow of Aqua smashing a lamp against his head.
"Hey Kazuma I think I got Suu off of you" said Aqua with a proud smile, "Um Aqua, I should point out that Suu gave you enough time to withhold your attack on Kazuma" said Centorea as she pointed out their knocked out next door neighbor, who still kept a firm grip on Lala and Leechi.
"Well duh, I know that I still figured he needed a good hit on the head for being a pervert who walked in on us in a private modeling session and for copping a feel on these 2" explained Aqua.
"I too would hit Darling over the head if I saw him groping horse tits over there, so if anything he owes you a romantic date" said Miia, "I told you, it's not like I like the NEET already" pouted Aqua as she was low key starting to take an interest in Kazuma, all thanks to the encouragement of Miia.
KONOSUBA
After getting changed, and making sure Kazuma was alive and well, Kazuma began to apologize to everyone for what and how he behaved himself, and they forgave him, even for trying to take pictures.
"Please leave a note on the door next time you girls do something like this, and I'll go off to the pachinko parlor again" said Kazuma, "Noted neighbor, now you best behave now, though if you still want pictures, I'll be sure to help you out for a fee" said Rachnee with a whisper.
"Great to know" said Kazuma with a smile, "Also, please go easy on your wife, she means well even if she's a few fries short of a happy meal" said Rachnee as she saw from behind that Aqua was crying with a big bruise bump over her head.
"No promises" said Kazuma before he waved them off before shutting the door and greet everyone in peace.
"So how was the first day of work sugar" asked Yatsume as she opted to drink some tea, rather than blood this time around.
"Sigh, paperwork, nothing but damn paperwork, you know the amount of stress and anxiety people get from something as basic as a test, should definitely be banned and considered as a form of torture" said Kazuma.
"But you did pass, right" asked Darkness as she began to pour herself and Curie some tea of their own, "Yeah, no I'm good, if anything I'm good enough to work as a desk jockey now" said Kazuma as he made a seat around the kitchen table.
"Which to be fair is the ideal 9 to 5 job that parents all over the world hassle their kids to do in life, so yeah, suck it mom and dad, and especially that smart mouth brother of mine" said Kazuma as he looked at the sky and flip it off.
"Kazuma, don't do that, you might upset the gods" said Darkness, "Good point, they're probably down in hell anyways" said Kazuma as he looked down and flipped the ground off instead.
"Kazuma Onii-chan, do you not get along with your parents" asked Yuuhi as he let something personal slip out.
"I… please ask me that question a little later" said Kazuma as he got up from his chair and made his way to the crapper.
"Hey, not that it's any of our business to pry, but does Kazuma not have a good relationship with his parents, just to set the record straight" asked Leechi as all the girls felt concern for Kazuma to an extent.
"The NEET was disowned by his family to the point that they laughed at his own death" explained Aqua as she finally finished her sob session.
Really not expecting an answer like that, even though to many of the house guest sounded a bit absurd, they somehow believed it well enough to know that Kazuma has no family he could turn to much less call.
While the girls were left dwelling on the knowledge, Kazuma was left talking with his favorite goddess and still ideal heroin in his life.
"Eris, how you doing" asked Kazuma as he was talking into the bowl, "I'm doing great Kazuma, just trying to do whatever I can in my powers as a goddess to return lady Aqua and the others" said Eris.
"Great, I was hoping to hear that, so how are things back in the other world, any hot single babes crying over my abrupt departure" asked Kazuma, "Actually yes, a great number of people do miss you, especially Wiz and Yunyun" said Eris.
Even though Kazuma will admit that the thought of 2 of his favorite girls missed him, made him feel happy, still that didn't stop Kazuma for needing to flex.
"Well tell Wiz and Yunyun that I miss them too, while you can tell all the girls back that I'm sorry but they should've came to me when I was available, now that I have a 9-5 job, and live in a household with a bunch of hot babes, oh and 3 trash cans" said Kazuma.
"I'll see what I can do, but wow I'm glad to hear that you're life is finally turning it's self around Kazuma" said Eris, "Me too, and it'll get better once you take Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin away from me, oh man I can't wait" said Kazuma in a very giddy tone.
"Speaking of, I actually should mention rather something important that you should know" said Eris as Kazuma had a feeling it wasn't good.
"You see, I mentioned how Wiz and Yunyun not only misses you, but also the others as well, as such, I was able to relay to them a quick message that you not only came back to your home country, but with the girls as well" said Eris.
"Well… currently they are both working night and day to figure out a spell or a potion of some kind to teleport to your guys world" said Eris as Kazuma began to pale.
Granted if he had the choice as to who he could bring with him here in Japan, Wiz and Yunyun were both his tops babes, but knowing well from experience as to how rambunctious they got, in spite of both being level headed, not to mention those are 2 more mouths to feed, Kazuma might have to leave the country and change his name.
"Eris, please I beg of you, please do whatever you can to stop those 2" said Kazuma, "I'll see what I can do, given how limited I'm allowed to do my duties as a goddess for the time being, however I should assure you that the chances of either Wiz or Yunyun finding a way to get to your world is impossible" said Eris.
While it is true that Wiz has a reputation for buying stupid and useless crap from Megumin's father, there was still the fact that Yunyun was there, who in spite of being labeled as a failure amongst the Crimson Demon's, was still a genius in her own right.
So honestly there was a 50/50 chance of this still playing to his favor, and since Kazuma is regarded as the luckiest bastard on earth, he feels that the odds are in his favor.
"Alright, I'll let you deal with it" said Kazuma, "Thank you Kazuma, and take care" said Eris as they said their goodbyes before Kazuma snuck his way back into his room and enjoy some R&R by playing Far Cry 3.
"Heh, burning down a weed farm with a flame thrower is awesome" said Kazuma as he was playing one of the most iconic levels in the game before pausing it midway.
"Why the hell something like this never happened to me during my time as an adventurer" asked Kazuma out loud to no one, "Don't know, but chances are I'd have to revive you" said Aqua as she was lying on his bed.
"Aqua, what are you doing here in my room" asked Kazuma, "The girls are ordering pizza for dinner and so while we wait for the delivery to come, I was curious to know if you wanted to play some Mortal Kombat" said Aqua as she was playing said game on her Pintendo Switch.
"You want to 1v1 me on Mortal Kombat" asked Kazuma in disbelief, "What, scared that I might actually beat you in something" said Aqua as Kazuma chuckled over her trash talk.
"Alright, you're on" said Kazuma as he began to switch games for them to play Mortal Kombat 11 where they would play up until the pizzas had been delivered.
"Hey Kazuma Onii-chan and Aqua Onee-chan, pizza is here" said Yuuhi as she let herself in to witness Aqua, playing as her main Sub-Zero, against Kazuma's, playing as his main Hanzo Hasashi.
"No, no, no! Damn it!" jeered Kazuma as Aqua beat him for the 10th time in the row by ending this match with a brutality, "Hah, who's the better gamer now Kazuma" said Aqua as she stuck her tongue out.
"You only beat me cause you got practice, give me some time and I'll beat you next time" said Kazuma as he began to power down his console so they can eat pizza with the others.
"Yeah, take that weak shit with you" said Aqua before she was greeted by the all to familiar feeling of her cheeks getting pinched and pulled by Kazuma.
While they were busy arguing, Yuuhi came back to eat pizza with everyone else as they had all began to dig in.
"So where's our juice box and his sister" asked Moskii, "They're just finish playing a game, also I think Kazuma and Aqua are more like a husband and wife, and I hope they get married soon" said Yuuhi as some of the residences either choked on their food or left speechless over how Yuuhi views Kazuma and Aqua.
"Hold on there squirt, that blue haired idiot doesn't deserve our hero, if anything" said Killa, "But Aqua Onee-chan and Kazuma Onii-chan have been treating me like how my mom and dad use to, and I think that's more than enough for them to get married someday" said Yuuhi as she said something that'll spark new problems for Kazuma.
"Sorry we're late, but we're here" said Kazuma as Aqua began to rub her cheeks before both sat down and grabbed some pizza of their own.
"Hey Yuuhi, as soon as you're done eating, let's take a bath together" said Aqua as she ruffled the little girls hair, and has shown that even though she's undead, she has develop a soft spot for Yuuhi.
"Ok, so long as Kazuma Onii-chan reads to me before I go to bed" said Yuuhi, "Sure thing, I actually got to go to bed early anyways" said Kazuma as Yuuhi turned to give all the girls a smug smile.
This little brat, they all thought before all eyes fell on Kazuma who felt their intense gaze.
"What" asked Kazuma innocently, before the girls pretended like nothing happen and went on to eating their dinner and planning their war on claiming Kazuma as their own.
Hey guys, it's been a while, but hey I'm back and I'm planning to write more chapters like this soon enough, so hang on tight as we'll be seeing Kazuma getting himself pumped up for a workout training of his life before joining Ms. Smith's gang.
Also, I just set up a poll for those who want, cause I have been reading your guys' reviews, in regards to whether or not Wiz and Yunyun will join the Satou household, so this is your guys chance to see that turn into a reality.
Until next time be safe, be good people and please support your local fandom communities, especially this one since this is honestly heavily based and motivated by you guys, and you guys alone.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3