My Reborn Life with My Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls 18

Disclaimers I don't own KonoSuba or MonMusu, please support any to all official releases as we get into the chapter we've all been waiting for as I'm finally taking a break from playing the new Evil Dead Game.

Saturday morning had finally arrived and Kazuma who had since been cool as a pickle with all of his previous dates was waking up with his heart beating with anticipation.

So much so he could barely get any good night sleep, but had chose to tough it out for the sake of giving Lala a great time today.

So putting on his 'Cool Josh' t-shirt on and sliding on his skinny jeans, he made sure to grab only the essentials he might need for whatever may happen during his date, including packing a backpack with his Switch, a roll of duct tape, his slingshot, and a 4 pack of rubbers, you know cause just in case.

Upon stepping out his bedroom door, he was greeted by the sweet lips from Killa as she along with Leechi and Moskii waited for him outside his bedroom patiently.

"Good morning" said Leechi from the side as Kazuma was still kissing Killa for a minute before she let go of him.

"Morning, and let me say starting my day like this will indeed be a clarified good morning for me any say of the week" said Kazuma with a cool smirk before Moskii went to pull him in for a kiss.

"Please keep that in mind hero, especially when you go out on that little date of yours with that homewrecker from next door" said Killa in a not so passive aggressive tone and matching smile.

"I'd say something to disagree with them, but for once I'm in an agreement with the girls here" said Leechi as Moskii finally finished kissing Kazuma so she could finally get her chance to kiss him this morning.

Not sure how to respond, Kazuma was grateful to see the sight of Aqua who was waiting behind them as she began to lift up Yuuhi.

"Even though I expect a romantic date from you NEET, I'm actually still supportive of you finding that special someone in your life" said Aqua, "Thanks Aqua" said Kazuma with a dumbfounded expression.

"Then thank me right here" said Aqua as she pointed at her right cheek, which Kazuma was more than happy to oblige.

"Hey, me too" whined Yuuhi with a pout as she was fortunate to get kissed on the cheek by both Kazuma and Aqua.

"What's this now, giving out kisses to us this early in the morning handsome" cooed Yatsume as she was sipping some blood from her all blood Bloody Mary with shrimp cocktail.

"You know it" said Kazuma as he approached Yatsume and kissed her on the lips, before eyeing the last four residence in his household.

Darkness had on an embarrassing blush on her face, instead of her usual perverted one, Megumin turned her head away in a jealous pout over seeing her former man being a womanizer this early in the morning, Kino was blushing like made until a puff of hallucinogenic spores puffed from her head and his Darkness, while Curie merely adverted her eyes away and tapped her finger tips.

"Don't think I'm ready to kiss you yet, you pervert" said Megumin, "Dear Lordy! It's the Vietcong, they have us surrounded men! Run Forest, Run!" exclaimed Darkness as she ducked under the table.

"No worries cuddles, we got her, just have fun on your date" said Kino as she grabbed a glass of water and splashed it on Darkness' face, "I want our first kiss to at least be special" said Curie with a blush.

"Ok, I'll see you girls later on" said Kazuma as he finally made his way out the door and walked his way towards his neighbor's house next door.

Realizing now that he was literally going next door to literally ask a girl out on a date amongst her roommates got his heart racing like that one emo kid who realized he was not only asking out that one cute preppy blonde he's been crushing on, but knew that by the end of the night he was going to get laid.

Ringing the doorbell Kazuma was greeted by the sight of the only set of hooters with an under boob view.

"Hey neighbor, long time no see" greeted Rachnee, "Hey Rachnee, sorry for not swinging by as often, but I've been busy with work as a government agent" said Kazuma.

"Ah, so you've been stuck doing all of Ms. Smiths paperwork then" said Rachnee, "Yeah, that pretty much hits the nail on the head" said Kazuma.

"Well hang tight neighbor, me and the girls are just about done dolling up Lala for your guys little" said Rachnee as she leaned in next to Kazuma's ear.

"Which by the way, me and the girls here are dead set on having you taking us out for a good time soon enough" said Rachnee, "Huh" answered Kazuma as that was all he could say after hearing he had more dates lined up for him without him getting in a word on the matter.

"No worries, it's not like we're trying to compete against Lala, at least not seriously yet, so as a sign of good fate, take these with you if you feel a little confident before your date ends" said Rachnee as she slipped in 2 rubbers in his pocket.

Before Kazuma could voice in anything, Lala finally came into view as she was out of her normal clothes instead wearing a white one shoulder cut-out bodycon dress, that had a very nice boob window for Kazuma's viewing pleasure.

"Hey Kazuma" greeted Lala with a blush as she approached Kazuma who has been staring at her this whole time practically slack jawed before snapping back to his senses.

"Hey Lala, you look… really great in that" said Kazuma, "Thanks, Rachnee was kind enough to make this for me" said Lala as Kazuma looked at the arachnid behind him and mouthed thank you to her as Rachnee gave him a thumbs up.

"Well we should head out now" said Lala, "Right, let's go" said Kazuma as he began to lead Lala off the premise as the rest of her roommates saw them off either from the door or window.

"You made sure to give Kazuma those condoms now" asked Miia, "I did, so here's to hoping that they get lucky tonight" said Rachnee as Miia was smiling bright over the thought of finally having to deal with one less rival.

"Alright everyone, let's return back in, we've already saw our dear friend off towards an afternoon filled with delight with our gentleman neighbor from next door" said Centorea.

"Let's hope he's not too gentle now" said Rachnee with a snicker as she and everyone went about doing their normal echi filled activities.

KONOSUBA

After leaving the house, Kazuma had brought Lala out towards a park that was popular with kids as they played River City Girls and enjoying the energy surrounding them.

"So how's work been treating you" asked Lala, "You know it's all desk work and doing Ms. Smith's work, honestly I'm surprise she hasn't been fired, but besides that, really it's not all that bad" said Kazuma as he left out the fact he was a social pariah amongst his coworkers, not only cause of what happened during his initiation, but maybe because Kazuma has been collecting a large amount of panties to add to his collection.

"How about you, how's life treating you" asked Kazuma, "Oh you know just hanging out, gaming writing fanfic's- I mean" said Lala as she slipped out a private hobby of hers, that no one, and I mean no one from home even knew what she did.

"Ok, I know better not to ask, but what kind of fanfiction" asked Kazuma as he was mentally preparing for her to come out as one of those yaoi loving fan girls or worse she writes shotacon fanfics.

Pause

Ok I just want to take a minute and say that there's nothing wrong with anyone out there, who writes yaoi, or yuri for that matter, as for writing shotacon, and to that extent lolicon, I mean, I should say there is something wrong with that, but I'm guilty of writing at least a chapter or 2 on the subject, so I really got no room to argue here, or at the very least jailbait, meaning a teenage girl who's hooking with a man in his twenties kind of thing, which I know for sure I have written plenty of and feel, I wouldn't say proud, but that's the closest word I guess I would use, but definitely I feel pride in writing a mmf bisexual threesome, with the original intent of adding some tentacle play.

But before we get back to the story, can someone please tell me, the double standard of frowning on lolicons, but when it comes to shotacons it's socially acceptable, like I know why lolicons are bad, but why don't we generally hold shotacons up to the same standard, can someone please explain that to me, like it doesn't have to be in the review section, just PM so I can understand, and if the reasons are bullshit, then fuck it, just fuck it I'll start and anti shotacon and shotacon shaming campaign, which I know it's probably gonna upset a bunch of my fans and potential fans, but it's like what my great grandfather would say, if you slap one side of the nalga, might as well slap the other side as well.

Ok now that I got that passionate rant out of my system, back to the story,

Continue

"Honestly I like to write things centered around these OC characters of mine called Emo Boy and Preppy girl" admitted Lala as she was blushing and burying her face in her Switch.

"Ok, want to tell me more about it" asked Kazuma as he paused their game as he wanted to show some interest with this girl he may have actual feelings for that isn't just sexual.

"Well the boy he's like super emo, I mean he only listens to punk cover pop songs, while singing the punk version of 'Let it Go', but he's also a bit of a poet amongst his lonesome drifter and brooding attitude, while the girl is captain of the pep squad, she comes from a rich family, and definitely the impressionable type, but under the pink clothes and Porsche cars, she loves videogames, is a fan of horror movies, and funny enough violent, if not genocidal" said Lala.

"Wow, ok I find that oddly enough to be an interesting, you mind sending me a link" asked Kazuma as this surprised Lala, "Um sure, here" said Lala as she began to send a link through their mobile line.

"I'll be sure to read this later on, for now want to do something fun" said Kazuma, "Yeah, sure thing, what did you have in mind" asked Lala as Kazuma smiled at her.

KONOSUBA

Something Kazuma admits he's guilty of not doing since he's been paid was going to a mall and buying himself some proper clothes, if not some other hot shit flare he could add to his house.

Granted going to a mall in the age of internet shopping was definitely something more only an 80's if not a 90's kid would do then just scroll through and order their things off of Amazon.

Still it only gave Kazuma and Lala more options to do when hanging out together, like going to the food court, or even the arcade, which speaking of.

It was packed with humans and liminials alike of all ages and genders as they can be seen playing air hockey, Time Crisis, and everyone's favorite DDR with everyone mainly playing mainly Butterfly, Every Time we Touch, and the nightcore version of Dam Dadi Doo.

"Wow, looks busy today" said Kazuma, "Yeah doesn't look there's a lot of open slots" said Lala as the only games they saw available was an old glitchy arcade system that definitely came out of a creepy pasta video, with it more than likely to bring your life into one, a crane machine that specializes in serving porridge which sounds impossible as ridiculous as it sounds, and of course VR simulator based on one of the hottest Ero Doujins in recent called 'Fox Bride VR', how hot was it you may ask, well to say the least you definitely don't want to play this in front of your parents, at most, in front of anyone else if you want to continue to show face amongst society.

While Kazuma was down to flex that he's possibly the only man to possibly win a hot bowl of porridge, he knew the draw back was that he'd be winning nothing else but a bowl of porridge, on his date no less.

"Maybe we can swing down here later on" said Kazuma, "Hold on, I see an opening for Guitar Hero" said Lala as they made their way towards a modern day classic arcade game.

While the song selection was meh at most, it still was something more fun to do for like the next half hour before the couple chose to hit the food court and eat some pizza.

"I would have never thought I'd run into an old peer from school, much less find out they're working here at the mall" said Kazuma as a moment ago this said peer was having an existential crisis over the fact that Kazuma died, which was true, but now for some reason they're expected to see him alive and well, and on a date with a girl with a bombshell figure.

"Yeah, they seem to have take the sight of you… rather unwell" said Lala as she definitely had some questions for Kazuma ever since she first saw him, since she knew that he's definitely died before, but now he was alive again.

"Yeah, that's putting it mildly" said Kazuma as he took a bite from his pizza as Lala stared at him with curiosity.

"Hey Kazuma, be honest with me are you… real, that is to say are you alive or are you even human" asked Lala as Kazuma knew this day may come and has long since mentally prepared to tell the truth.

"I assure you, I'm human and alive, but it's a bit of a long story, and even then I'm convinced at this point that some of it sounds like stupid nonsense, but it's all true I assure you" said Kazuma as he began to retell the events leading to his Isekai adventure and even some big highlights of his, but more importantly shared the many time's he's died to her and how was definitely no stranger to death.

"So after slaying the demon lord, I got my wish and asked to be sent back here only to learn our world has been flooded by beautiful monster girls to ask out on dates" said Kazuma as he was acting oh so subtle towards the end as he winked at Kazuma.

"Oh Kazuma, you don't need to try hard to impress me, in fact I think you're even more cooler after telling me about your life's exploits" said Lala, "You think so" asked Kazuma as he never really thought his back breaking, no love, no respect job as an adventurer to be anything but cool, but hey if Lala's impressed, Kazuma might is well take it.

"In fact I think I might as well go as far to say that I actually…" said Lala as she paused her words at the end as she began to blush a little.

"Lala…" said Kazuma as he had creeped his hands on top of hers as the couple looked at each other eye to eye as no words needed to be said as to how they felt about each other.

Moving there heads closer and closer, they did something that both had long since desired as Kazuma gently planted an innocent kiss on Lala's lips as this gave her the courage to return the favor with a much more passionate one as neither one cared where they were.

And for a minute the earth stood still for them as they had long since transitioned from the mall to the one place both were secretly dead set going towards before the end of their date.

(I know what you the fans want, hell I knew what I wanted to write since the get go, but before we move on Lemon Warning)

Finally breaking away from their kiss, Lala had began to remove the top portion of her loosely fitted dress as Kazuma began to remove his shirt and undo his belt as booth played a perfect face in spite of high fast their hearts were racing.

Sliding down her dress, Lala stood there before Kazuma cupping her breast with her left arm as she stared at him intensely as Kazuma slid down his pants and showing his almighty Excalibur to the emissary of death.

"Wow" said Lala with a blush as Kazuma approached her, "If you think it's so impressive, why not give it a kiss" said Kazuma trying his hardest to sound like a total Chad Thundercock here.

Seeing as it worked since Lala got down on her knee's and kissed the member as it twitched in excitement, before doing it a few times.

Already unable to gentle kiss and her breath on his cock, Kazuma was certain to cum before Lala stopped suddenly.

"Everything good Lala" asked Kazuma as he feared he might get blue balled here, "Yeah, I just wanted to know if it's alright if I could finally taste it" asked Lala.

"Yeah, that'd be great" said Kazuma as Lala gently gripped his throbbing member and brought it in her mouth, where she proceeded to bob her head back and forth gently grazing her teeth on the head, and using her tongue to lick around the area, and what laid hidden underneath his foreskin.

"Shit, Lala I'm gonna cum" said Kazuma as he gripped her head before shoving his cock deep in mouth before hot streams of his cum shot down her throat.

Nearly choking from the having his cock down her throat, Lala was finally able to breathe again when Kazuma began to remove his cock from her mouth as left over cum tickled down the side of mouth.

Damn it, I didn't even get to cum inside her, thought Kazuma as his cock was starting to get a little soft as he eyed Lala wipe the cum from the side of her mouth.

"Hey Kazuma, think you can return the favor now" said Lala, "O-of course" said Kazuma as he sat on the bed, before Lala decided to park her trunk in his junk, before turning her head to start making out with him while leading his hands.

With his right hand, Lala lead Kazuma to her right boobs, where he proceeded to caress them while using his index finger specifically to rub her nipple, while guiding his left hand down to where her ever widening legs had opened her honey pot.

Sliding his index and middle fingers back and forth inside of lower lips and using his thumb to rub her bean, got Lala excited as she began to make the same noise as Kazuma, but she wanted more as she turned her head back with her tongue sticking out, inviting Kazuma to further violate her where she wants it.

Feeling his tongue tugging and pushing hers in and out got her heart racing just as much before at long she finally came all over the floor.

"Damn, I didn't know you were a squirter" complimented Kazuma before kissing Lala on the neck as she continued to pant in ecstasy.

"Kazuma… you're hard again" said Lala as she felt his boner poking her ass as Kazuma was the one blushing again.

Lying Lala down, Kazuma mounted on top of her as he began to widen her legs a little more as she looked at him with eyes filled with anticipation.

"I'm gonna put it in now" said Kazuma as he grabbed his member as Lala looked at him with eagerly hungry eyes.

Finally sliding in his cock inside the warm wet folds of Lala's pussy really sent both their minds back as both just stood there for a moment.

Calm down Kazuma, don't want to cum inside your first girl because you put your cock inside a pussy for the first time, thought Kazuma as he bit down his lower lips before moving his hips back and forth.

"Kazuma~" cried Lala in pleasure as she brought her finger to up her mouth and bit down it.

Moving his hand to hold Lala's free hand, Kazuma continued to slap his lips against Lala's before he began to fall over on her.

"Lala, I'm gonna-" whined Kazuma, "It's fine do it inside me Kazuma!" cried Lala as she brought his head closer down in for a kiss, before feeling Kazuma shooting his hot seed inside her pussy at long last.

Tired after what had to be a minute of sex at the most, Kazuma continued to breath heavily alongside Lala as they laid next to each other.

Damn it, why couldn't I be born as a fucking hentai protagonist, thought Kazuma before he felt the warm embrace of Lala from underneath him.

"You were great back there, my prince" said Lala as Kazuma could see the sincere look of love from Lala as she valued every moment she just had with Kazuma.

God, I think I really am in love, thought Kazuma before he went to kiss Lala again, and enjoyed the moment, at least until he felt ready to go again.

Later

It was getting close to midnight by the time they finally left the love hotel and the new happy couple were on cloud 9, in large part of how many times they both done it, but in largely to the fact how much they loved each other.

"Lala, you should know, that I've already committed to accompany the girls back at my home, and to that extent, your home to additional dates" said Kazuma.

"It's fine my prince, just promise me you won't go around screwing with them like how you did with me back there" said Lala as she gripped onto Kazuma tightly while pouting a little.

"I would never do that" said Kazuma which even he said that's what he says now with words, since tomorrow and the day after will be a test of his physical might from temptation.

"We should split from here, last thing I want is for us to get overwhelmed by our housemates" said Lala, "Good idea, night Lala" said Kazuma as he kissed Lala one more time before walking towards his house, hoping to get a good nights rest.

Instead, what Kazuma found was everyone, including a sleepy Yuuhi on Aqua, all awake waiting for him in their nightwear.

"You're late" stated Killa with her arms crossed as all the girls glared at him, "Sorry about that girls, we decided to watch a- hey hold on now, I came back home even later with Yatsume the other night, so why am I getting judged here like I'm being cornered by the secret police" argued Kazuma.

Kazuma got no response from the girls as they all looked at each other with envious disappointment before one by one they all began to return to their rooms.

"Yuuhi was waiting for you this whole time, expecting you to read her a bed time story, as punishment you're going to sleep on the couch tonight" stated Aqua.

"Uh no, I'm going to sleep in my bed in my room today" said Kazuma, "Not unless I plan to spend the night there with Yuuhi you jerk, also here's a tip wear a scarf" said Aqua as she carried their baby back into Kazuma's room, as he checked his reflection on the mirror and saw the hickey Lala had left him.

Fuck, I hope Lala's not getting any shit like how I am, thought Kazuma as Darkness rudely threw his pillow and blanket at his head.

Meanwhile next door, the girls were gathered around Lala, wanting to hear all the details that transpired that night.

"Come on girl, tell us everything that happen, and please don't skip out on the details" said Rachnee with a toothy smile, "Though please don't feel obligated in sharing any of the more intimate details" said Centorea as a means to save face, but low key wouldn't mind hearing what sex with Kazuma was like.

"Yes please tell us, did he had any hesitancy because his mind drifted off towards a seductive temptress" asked Mero as everyone looked at her with judging eyes.

"Ignoring her last comment, you gotta tell us what you did, did he take you somewhere romantic, was he a gentlemen, and did you guys do it" asked Miia, "What does it mean to do it" asked Papi naively.

"Miia you're being rather blunt and rude now" said Centorea, "But no joke, what was sex with him like" asked Rachnee since this whole time she's only been teasing her as much as Kazuma mainly for her own amusement, but seeing her how Lala was blushing and avoiding eye contact with them told her everything.

"Wait, did you and Kazuma really had sex" asked Rachnee seriously as everyone waited to hear Lala's response with bated breath.

Not feeling entirely comfortable at being at the center of attention, especially for the subject they were all talking about, Lala got up from her seat and made a b-line to her bedroom but stop when she reached the entrance of the hall way.

"He was… an animal" stated Lala as he normal blue complexion was now now bright red, before she turned heel.

"And for the record we did confess our love for each other, and while I'm letting you girls enjoy having a date with him, I won't forgive anyone of you for attempting to defile my prince" said Lala before she finally ran to her bedroom to hide her embarrassment.

While Lala had left her roommates and friends in the dust, everyone had felt a sense of mad respect for the girl for securing herself a man, and yet they all feel a lot lesser than her because she manage to reach a level of maturity that none of them have yet to reach.

Yes, we finally did it everyone, we got to the chapter we've all been dying to read for a while now, so really hope to those who liked what you just read met your expectations, especially since our story continues on still.

Also I originally was gonna lead towards a PSA towards the end, but chose to save it towards the end here, having sex with anyone doesn't make you an adult, it's just another bit of life experience you can add to either understand better or fail at, like dealing with stress, applying to job interviews, and going to school, what makes you an adult are learning basic life skills, like driving, cooking, cleaning, or managing your money responsibly, don't believe me, if you were to ask any of my friends or coworkers, they can all tell you that I have artfully mastered making both pancakes and chocolate chips pancakes, for the sake of me finding that one cute Goth girl who loves chocolate chips pancakes and emo kids, or that one bad boy who loves nerdy boys, granted I can do a better job at cleaning my room, but that's the beauty of growing up, is by learning and getting better.

Also before I sign off, just want to say that our polls have closed and I have the results….

Yunyun and Wiz will be joining our cast in the near future, a choice made by you guys, the humble followers, in a landslide vote, so please give yourselves a rounds of applause.

Other than that the only thing worth mentioning is me having a kickass time playing the new Evil Dead video game, which also got me obsessed with the Evil Dead franchise as a whole once again, and me watching the OG Teen Titans back to back, so yeah guys, nothing special.

Until time, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.

This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3