T/N: Okay, everybody. Is it really that difficult to review? Whatever. I still really want reviews, but I won't force it, obviously my plan to not update for ages wasn't carried out because…I actually don't know why. Sorry, I'm trying to make longer chapters, but the story doesn't have chapters so I have to put them in, and good places to end just seem to come up so quickly…or I don't have time to type and know it, and so I just try to get what I can posted…not that I post it, but I try to send it to Treehugger so she can post it…lol. Lily 101 – Domitan was the one who called our teacher the Beast-Teacher. Other nicknames, which I personally like better: Goat herder, the Goat…mostly stuff related to goats because her last name is just perfect for it. I sincerely hope that she doesn't read fan fiction, and especially doesn't read this, because I would feel terrible. It's one thing to insult someone behind their back, but quite another to insult them to their face, and another altogether to insult them behind their back and have them find out. She may be a bad socials teacher, and mean sometimes, but I still have a guilty conscience…wow I'm not making sense, am I? Sorry I'm sick and being sick makes me make no sense at all…actually usually I'm a complete lunatic…maybe that's the reason…or perhaps the chocolate egg I just ate…whatever, I'm rambling. This time we really will skip Domitan ducks slap from Domitan (Domitan you have to put the s in when you upload it because last time they didn't show up…) and go right to the story:) Enjoy.
A/N I like doing authors notes! Plus, everyone else likes them too! I actually don't hate the beast-teacher; she just has a lot of obscure things. Like, not telling us what tests are on, or not teaching us stuff that's on our tests. Also, she tries to be cool and fit in with all the students, like asking to borrow sweaters (very awkward and disturbing…) and compliments people and stuff like that. I'm glad she's leaving next year, but she is nice.
The next morning Harry was awakened by Ginny whispering in his ear.
"Time to get up, Harry." She must have stuck (a/n snuck, stupid! not stuck…GOSH! what the heck did you do that for? gotta love napoleon dynamite!) into his room while he was sleeping.
"Okay, just a second." Harry grabbed Ginny's hand and pulled her towards him for a good morning kiss. Love is awesome, he thought gleefully. (T/N: I refuse to take any credit for that line…everything is Domitan's up to the point where I say it is mine…) (a/n I truly am sorry that you feel, well I don't know, like you're not as good as me, or whatever you said in French…I can't help it!) Ginny left and Harry got dressed for breakfast. Ron and Hermione were already sitting at the table, chatting amiably. When Harry and Ginny walked in, they looked up. Hermione greeted them cheerfully, but Ron mumbled his good morning and turned back to the Daily Prophet article he was reading. Hermione looked apologetically at Ginny and Harry, who just shrugged.
Soon, the rest of the Weasleys came down for breakfast. Mr Weasley looked tired, even though he'd just gotten up.
"Been busy all week," he said. "Oh, by the way, Harry, Ron, Hermione, if you three haven't passed your Apparation tests, they're doing some today, if you'd like." Hermione, who had, of course, passed hers already, volunteered Harry and Ron. They both glanced at each other. (T/N: Domitan! How could you! Harry Apparated to the Burrow in the prologue! However, I will admit that I wouldn't have noticed it if I hadn't randomly read the prologue the other day…I'm just checking that it doesn't go into detail about the tests…okay. I don't have any other ideas for where they go for now, so I'll leave it. Pretend that Harry illegally Apparated in the prologue, okay everybody? Please? Don't hurt me for not properly editing!) (A/n: yea, that pretty much works for me. Sometimes, my stories contradict themselves.)
"Sure, I guess that's cool," Ron said slowly.
"Yeah," agreed Harry. "We could Apparate to Diagon Alley for school or…never mind." He'd almost let something slip. "Well, anyway, sounds good. We'll go." Ron didn't look too happy, but he nodded. Then everyone sat down for breakfast.
When breakfast was over and the dishes were cleared away, Mrs Weasley gave Ron and Harry sandwiches for lunch. Mr Weasley called them to the fireplace.
"Repeat after me: Ministry of Magic, Fireplace 6." (T/N: It used to be Ministry of Magic Headquarters, but adding in headquarters didn't make sense, so I took it out. Maybe Domitan will add it back in when I send it…in which case please tell her I'm right;) And does the fireplace matter? Who cares which one they come through, they're still at the Ministry!) (A/N: in the beginning of the fifth book, when Mr. Weasley takes Harry to the headquarters, JK Rowling says that people were coming in through lots of fireplaces, so I decided to make it more specific. Does that bother you (hehe)) He threw some Floo powder into the fire and stepped in. He started spinning in the green flames, then he was gone. Ron went next, then Harry. Before Harry stepped into the fireplace, Ginny came and gave him a hug.
"Ginny," he whispered, "If I pass my Apparation test, we can get married sooner, okay?" (T/N: What does Apparation have to do with it? Anything at all?) (A/N: it's just a funny scene, but no, they don't really have to do it…I'm going now….) Ginny nodded and watched as her love stepped into the green flames and vanished. (T/N: I added that bit about vanishing – pretend that we wrote them saying the place to go, okay? I didn't particularly feel like typing it again, partly because I think it's wrong and partly because I have this thing where when I type too much my wrists start to really hurt and it's coming back because I'm doing too much typing to get this up for you all:)). (A/N: CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME! only typers get it, but I'm an author! I can only get…not carpal tunnel syndrome…maybe ink poisoning though…)
When Harry emerged (T/N: okay this is random, but I'M GOING INSANE! I keep thinking I'm seeing my neighbour's dog in their yard through the crack in the blinds but it's just the edges of the trampoline doing that weird trick where they seem to move when you move! Something to do with the sun reflecting off it…okay, sorry. Does that make any sense? Domitan, hit me! Knock what little sense I have back into me!) (A/N: SMACK!) at the Ministry of Magic, Mr Weasley and Ron were waiting for him. As soon as Harry brushed the soot off himself and cleared his glasses, Mr Weasley set off at a brisk walk.
"Follow me," he said as he turned down a hall nearby. Harry and Ron did, (T/N: when I typed "did" I accidentally wrote "died". I was thinking of leaving it, but I decided to fix it and just tell you about it…hopefully you find it funny) (A/N: hehe…died…) and soon they came to a big atrium with a large group of young wizards. "All here for the Apparation tests," Mr Weasley remarked. Just then Lavender Brown came up and slapped Ron across the face. (T/N: irresistible – "Not sure I deserved that." Who can tell me where that's from? Whoever gets it right gets a cookie!) (A/N: PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! now give me my cookie! you seriously make the best cookies ever…wonder if I've ever told you that before…but you do) Mr Weasley took that as his cue to leave and left quickly, giving his youngest son a questioning glance.
"Why haven't you been answering any of my letters, Ronald?" Lavender shrieked.
"I, umm, well, you see…" Ron stammered.
"Don't give me any of that crap. I'm breaking up with you, and I'm never talking to you again! Hmmph." (T/N: Good.) (A/N: now do you see why I made them take their apparating tests? I suppose they could have gone for school supplies, but the summer doesn't go away that quickly…) With that, she stormed off into the crowd. Harry looked at Ron with his eyebrows raised, and began laughing. Ron joined in until they were laughing uproariously at the whole situation.
After that, the whole rest of the day went smoothly. Ron and Harry both passed their Apparation tests, although Harry left a strand of hair behind. He noticed, but the judges didn't, somehow. During lunch, Ron brought up the subject of Ginny. They talked for a least an hour, then, when there was nothing else to do, Apparated home. (T/N: Domitan, I thought we'd established that guys aren't like girls. That whole bit with sitting on each other's laps and everything? I think talking about who they're dating applies as well.) (A/N: maybe you're right…but maybe they're gay…and that will appear later in the story…NOT! HA!)
When Harry and Ron appeared with a loud crack in the Weasley's kitchen, Mrs Weasley was so startled; she splattered soup all over the place.
"Guess what, Mum? We passed!" exclaimed Ron.
"I noticed, dear," replied Mrs Weasley wearily as she began to clean up the mess. "Now, run along, and don't startle me again, or there won't be any supper." Ron looked witheringly at his mother, then beckoned to Harry to follow him. They headed to Ginny's room. Just outside the door, Ron stopped Harry.
"Let's Apparate in, just to surprise them!" whispered Ron. Harry nodded in agreement and grinned. (T/N: What if Ginny was by herself and she was changing or something? If my brother did that to me, I'd be so mad at him!) (A/N: well, if she was, I'm sure Harry wouldn't mind…)
CRACK! Harry and Ron Apparated into the middle of Ginny's room and shouted, "SURPRISE!" Ginny and Hermione jumped up, and Hermione screamed. "We passed!" exclaimed Harry. Ginny and Hermione sat back down, relieved it was only the guys.
"Aren't you guys excited for us?" asked Ron in a hurt voice.
"Of course," said Hermione, walking over to Ron. She sat down beside him and kissed him on the cheek. Ron blushed, and Harry was surprised to see that between his friends (T/N: He must be completely blind)(A/N: maybe…he DOES have glasses, you know… so do we…but we're NOT I repeat NOT blind no matter what you say…I can see just FINE! (with my glasses on of course…but never mind that…)). Ginny caught his eye and the two of them barely suppressed a laugh. Harry moved over to Ginny and put his arm around her.
"So, I figured we should go to Diagon Alley sometime this week. It will be more private, and no one will ask us where we've been." Ginny nodded and leaned against Harry's shoulder. Harry lifted her chin up and gave her a kiss, which she returned happily.
T/N: Okay guys, it might be a really bad spot, I don't have the rest of it with me so I don't know what happens next, but Domitan wanted to post before we went to Playland today…right. Sorry about the long wait. Gotta go get a spider out of the bathroom or something for my sister, bye:)
A/N: Well, it's not the worst or anything…could have been in the middle of a sentence, or a word. like "the longest word in the world is antidisestablishme" the end. But it's not that bad, is it! And we already went to Playland, yesterday, but it was a laugh and a half. We went on lots of rides, including the Hellevator (scariest part is going up, I must say…) and the pirate ship and the wooden roller coaster and the wave swinger (only the lamest name ever for those swing things that go around and around) and the Hell's Gate (which was not remotely frightening… oh well) and the log ride and the mouse roller coaster and that's it! The only not fun thing was that I got sunburn on my neck…waaaaa! it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot though! like 30 degrees! (Celsius…but I don't know what it is in Fahrenheit…like 95 or something…could be totally off…) good times…and spiders aren't really that scary…maybe your sister should meet Ron someday…I'm sure they'd get along! just don't take her to the forbidden forest or anything!
T/N I'M SORRY TO ALL READERS! I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO TIME! AND SORRY FOR THE TERRIBLE CHAPTER ENDING, IT'S TOTAL CRUNCH TIME! For example, I have a socials test and I don't even know what it's on, and that's pretty much the way my school stuff's going now. right. so there's the email which you are supposed to put in an author's note on the bottom of the chapter, Domitan. right. bye.
A/N that's from chaly, my personal typer, you know…I don't know how far she wanted me to put that on, but that's what was on the email…next chapter will be up…whenever she gets around to it! lol! goombye all! well, I've changed my closing thingy to "fare thee well" soooooo…
FARE THEE WELL!