Title: The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People

Author: Shuxyuki

Summary: "This is the show where we take a video camera and spy in people when they don't know it!"

Notes: All of the dates in the character's journals are the actual dates of when I wrote it. This fanfic is written in FIRST PERSON! …So its not going to have the best of grammar or English skills… Please don't judge it on that stuff, judge it on the story.

Episode One – Shuichi Shindou

Hello and welcome to the first-ever episode of "The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People"! This is the show where we take a video camera and spy on people when they don't know it! I'm your host, Kei-chan! This week, we will be invading the privacy of Shuichi Shindou. In the public's eye, Shuichi is just your average pink-haired, hyper, overly obsessive rock star. But who knows what he's like when no one's looking!

Here we see Shuichi searching for something in one of Eiri Yuki's dressers. "Where are they? Where did he hide them this time?"

Hmm… I wonder what our victim is looking for. Lets keep watching and find out.

"Yes! I found them!"

It looks like Shuichi has found a pair of Eiri's boxers. I wonder what he's going to do with them… From the looks of it, he's hugging them and rubbing them against his face. Oooh, this is getting really good, he's groping and biting them. Its very disturbing, yet extremely hilarious.

This should get interesting, it looks like Eiri's coming home early from work. I can't wait to see his reaction when he sees Shuichi playing with his boxers. Hah, poor Shuichi doesn't know that Eiri is rapidly approaching his bedroom.

"What the fuck are you doing!"

Eiri's mad… I don't blame him, I'd probably kill someone if they did that to my panties.

"Umm… Well… You see… Uhh… This. Isn't. What. It. Looks. Like?"

"Sure…"

Oh! Sorry viewers. We'll have to censor this part out. Its too violent for T.V and this show has a strict rule about violence and nudity.

…………………………………

Wow! That fight was amazing! Eiri's making Shuichi sleep outside on the balcony tonight. Oh hey, what's that? I think it's a diary! Lets go see what's in it.

May 26, 2005

Oh no. Eiri's wicked mad at me! I can't believe he found me playing with his boxers. Well, I guess it's not that bad. If he found out that I wore them last week and while I had them on I censored… He'd KILL me. I just hope he forgives me soon.

Oh my God! I can't believe Shu-chan actually censored! Good thing Eiri didn't find out about that. If he had, Shuichi wouldn't be here right now and we'd have to find another victim – I mean person… - to film. Oh, it looks like he's pulling a picture from his diary. I wonder what it's of.

"Oh Jessie McCartney… Your sexiness makes me feel so relaxed… I'll show you that I'm better than any of those girls you banged."

Oh God… Not another Jessie McCartney fan… It seems as though he loves that gay, stupid, pretty boy, pop singer more than Eiri Yuki. …This makes awesome blackmail and T.V!

Uh oh. I think he spotted me!

"Hey! Who are you? And why are you filming me? GIVE ME THAT TAPE!"

…Shuichi's angry with me. I better start running. If I live through this, the next victim on this show is Sakano. …And remember, its only legal if you don't get caught!

See you next time!

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