Title: The Not-So-Secret Life Of Gay People
Author: shuxyuki
Disclaimer: Nope… I don't own Gravi… But I do own Kei. (She's MINE!)
Chapter Two – Sakano
Hello and welcome to the second episode of "The Not-So-Secret Life Of Gay People". I'm your host, Kei-chan. And surprisingly I survived that attack from Shuichi last week. Anyway, this time we'll be invading the privacy of Mr. Sakano! This might get interesting.
Ok. Here we see Sakano coming home from work like any normal day… Oh, what's this? He's getting undressed… As far as I can see from this tree… Sakano is not a he, but a SHE! I always knew there was something wrong with that guy/girl.
Umm… Ok. This… Doesn't… Look… Right… She's censored with a pen? And why is she calling it "Tohma"? Could this have anything to do with the famous member of Nittle Grasper, Tohma Seguchi?
-Four hours later-
Well it looks like she's finally done with that… For all you people at home, for the last four hours, I have been sitting in this tree witnessing Sakano do EXTREMELY disturbing things with that pen. …Remind me NEVER to borrow a pen or pencil from Sakano EVER again!
Anyhoo, lets get back to spying on Sakano. She's heading towards her room now.
Oh my God! You will never guess what I am seeing right now… Sakano's room is the ULTIMATE Tohma Seguchi worship shrine. Any of you Tohma fans would literally die for this room. It comes complete with wall scrolls, pictures, posters, plushies, and anything else you can imagine that has anything to do with Tohma Seguchi.
Sakano's hugging her Tohma plushie. "Oh Tohma… I love you so much! You are my sex God! I would die to be your wife. I don't understand how you can like that stupid, shit-for-brains Mika. Life is so unfair."
Hey! You'll never guess what she's doing now! If you guessed what I think you guessed, then you're right! And she'll probably be doing this for the next four hours! …So, I'm going to get out of here before I start puking my guts up.
This concludes our show, tune in next week to see Suguru Fujisaki's secret life! Remember, it's only legal if you don't get caught!
See you next time!
Sorry that chapter was so short...
Review of reviews: cymyers- Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I hope you like the rest of the story as much as that chapter.