Title: The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People
Author: shuxyuki
Comments: I'm sorry this chapter is so short… I'M SORRY! –Ritsu moment-
Episode Three - Suguru Fujisaki
Hello and welcome to yet another episode of, "The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People". I'm your host, Kei-chan, and this week we'll be invading the privacy of Bad Luck's keyboardist, Suguru Fujisaki! Hopefully he won't be as disgusting as Sakano…
Right now, our victim is sneaking out of his apartment wearing a large trench coat. I wonder where he's going. Let's follow him. …Oh wow! I would have never guessed… It looks like Suguru is heading into a gay men strip club. He seems pretty popular with the men.
Oh… Umm… I'm sorry, but I can't show you this scene. This show has a strict rule about nudity and violence. All I can say is… Well… It's disturbing.
Ok. It finally looks like he's going home. Now he's changing his clothes and sneaking out again. This time he's going to Noriko Ukai's house. Could it be that he's having a secret affair with Noriko? Let's go find out!
Hmm… This is odd. It seems that he is using a ladder to climb into little Saki Ukai's room. (Saki is only featured in the manga. She's Noriko's daughter.) I wonder what he's going to do in Saki's room.
Now I can get a closer look; I have climbed his ladder and I'm looking in through the window.
KAMI! You viewers would LOVE to see what I'm seeing. Fujisaki and Saki are… Are… Making out! They must be the ones that are having the secret affair, not Noriko. I'm so going to leak this to the media!
Oooh, now they're doing naughty things. But wait a minute… Isn't Saki, like, 10 or 12? This is considered rape! Suguru is 16! Wow. This is totally wrong. I hope Noriko doesn't find out about this, she'd totally KILL Fujisaki if she knew.
"Hey! What's that noise out there"
Uh oh. I think he spotted me…
"I know you… You're Kei-chan, the host of that awesome show, 'The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People'! I loved that episode when you… Wait a second… YOU'RE KEI-CHAN! You better not be doing what I think you're doing!"
Ok. This ends our episode on Suguru Fujisaki. Tune in next week to watch Tohma Seguchi! Remember, it's only legal if you don't get caught… Or killed by the person you're filming…
"I'm going to get you, Kei-chan! GIVE ME THAT TAPE!"
See you next time!
Now its time for a review of reviews!
Surimi: XD You'll see what Tohma's hiding in the next chapter. Wait… If you're French… Then how can you read English? Cymyers: Yay! You still like it! I hope you liked this chapter! SummonerGirl001: Was that too harsh? I don't think it was… Solo Shadow: Wow, Tai… I can just picture you doing that. XD Did you get more books for me yet? Amyrose300: I don't think he's hot… But he IS cute without his glasses.
Thanks for all the reviews!
-shuxyuki