Author: shuxyuki

Notes: I think this chapter isn't written that well. Its kind of written in "n00b RP" form. I'm sorry… T-T

Episode Four – Tohma Seguchi

Hello and welcome to the fourth exciting episode of, "The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People"! (Without Maki Murakami, this show wouldn't exist. We all thank you, Maki.) I'm you're host, Kei-chan, and I have a feeling that Suguru and Shuichi have teamed up and they're stalking me. … Oh, it seems that they are. They're in that tree behind me. Let's invite them to join us while we spy on Tohma Seguchi!

-To Sururu and Shuichi- Hey! Do you guys want to spy on Tohma with me? I promise I'll never film you again!

"Sure!"

Ok, now that Suguru and Shuichi have joined me, there will be three hosts for this episode. Yay! The more the merrier!

Suguru: Hey… What's that crappy rap music? Is Tohma listening to that?

Shuichi: I think so. It's coming from his apartment.

Kei: It looks like this would be a great time to see what he's doing. Let's go take a look.

Wow! I can't believe my eyes! Tohma is wearing a pink tutu and bows in his hair! You've seen it here first! Apparently, Tohma Seguchi is wearing ballet clothes and dancing around his apartment to rap music!

"Ok, Kumagorou! Now your turn!"

Suguru: What the hell? Why did he just throw Kumagorou in the middle of the room? My God, if Ryuichi saw that Kumagorou was in ballet clothes too, he'd KILL Tohma.

Shuichi: Whoot! Go Kumagorou! Shake that thang!

Kei: Ok… I'm glad to see one of us is having fun.

-Two hours later-

Kei: It seems he's finally going to bed. Let's see what kind of things he keeps in his rom.

Suguru: What's that?

Kei: Oh that, it looks like Tohma's diary. Let's read it.

June 9, 2005

I'm really starting to regret marring Mika. I wish Eiri had said 'yes' when I proposed to him three years ago. It's not fair. Why'd he have to meet Shindou-kun. That's the only reason he rejected me. I think he would have been very happy with me. Well, at least I got the next best thing: his sister. Shindou-kun doesn't know anything about Eiri. Only I know that he still sleeps with his Barney plushie…

Kei: That was odd… I wonder what Mika would do if she read that.

Shuichi: H-he hates me? But why? I never did anything to him…

Suguru: Ok, well that wraps up our show. Next time we'll be invading the privacy of Tatsuha Uesugi.

All: Remember, its only legal if you don't get caught!

Kei: See you next time!

I hope you liked the chapter! Chapter 5 won't be up for a long time, because I still have to write it... Now on for the review of reviews!

Amyrose300: Yeah... I think he should be gay too! Surimi: Cool! I didn't think that many people that didn't live in america could speak english so well... I hope you liked this chapter! Blackrose01515: Hehe... Sorry Seguchi's wasn't that good... (I couldn't think of anything) Cymyers: Yay! I'm so glad you liked the 3rd chappie! I can't wait to write Eiri's chapter... Thats gonna be a good one. Summonergirl001: nn Thanks for letting me borrow your book! I'm almost done... And I'm happy you liked it! BTW, so many thanks for the idea for Eiri's chapter. Its WICKED funny!

Thank you to all my reviewers! Please review more! (The reviews keep me alive! If you don't review, I'll just wither away...)

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-shuxyuki