Hey! Sorry its been SOOOOO long since I've updated... Its just that I've had at ETERNAL writers block... On all of my stories. Heh. But now I'm sort of back! Whoot. Yeah... Enjoy! Also... My friend, Alison, helped me think of the idea for this chapter.

Episode Five – Tatsuha Uesugi

Hello, and welcome to the fifth episode of "The Not-So-Secret Life of Gay People!" Sadly, Suguru and Shuichi won't be accompanying me for this episode. …Ok, today we're going to take a look at the secret life of Tatsuha Uesegi, Eiri Yuki's younger brother! This should be really fun. Let's go see what he's doing now.

It appears he's doing laundry in his kitchen… How odd, who does laundry in their kitchen? What the hell! He's wasting his clothes in his dishwasher. –I always knew something was wrong with that guy…

Now his phone is ringing. Let's get a closer look at his caller ID. Oh, it's Eiri. …Damn! I can only hear one side of the conversation.

"Hey, bro! --- Are you busy tonight? 'Cause I'm in the mood to have some fun. --- Ok! Great! I'll be over at 8… Wait… What if Shuichi comes home and finds us? --- Alright, then. Bye."

Wow, from what I heard, it sounds like they're gonna have gay sex at Eiri's house tonight! That sounds ABSOLUTELY HOT! If only I could broadcast their little sex affair to you viewers at home… Too bad the network doesn't allow it… -I'll have to bring it up at the next meeting…- But anyways, I think I'll take a break till 8 o'clock. That seems to be when the fun starts!

-8 o'clock-

Ah! Tatsuha has just arrived! This must be when the fun begins! Too bad that I can't see what they're doing… I can only hear them…

Eiri: Ok, let's get down to business.

Tatsuha: Aw, come on Eiri, let's fool around a little bit first. You know… Want some beer?

E: Alright, fine. You brought the "goods" right?

T: Yeah! We should totally play in the bathtub, too!

E: But we'd get wet… Let's just play in the bed.

Oh boy! This is getting good! Too bad I can't see what their doing… -Oh… It seems Shuichi's coming home. This looks fun.

Shuichi: Tatsuha! Eiri! What the hell are you doing in bed! …I knew you were hiding this from me!

E: Shit… He found us…

T: Oh well… Shuichi, you wanna come too?

S: Really? You'll let me play? HELL YEAH!

Oh my god! Three-way gay sex! I can't take this anymore! I have to see this! looks through bedroom window …

S: BINGO!

E: What! How do you ALWAYS manage to win at Bingo…?

T: This is why we always hide it from you!

DAMNIT! …Oh well… It wasn't three-way gay sex. They were playing bingo… Well, I guess this is all for today, I'm gonna go play Bingo with Tatsuha, Eiri, and Shuichi! Just remember, it's only legal if you don't get caught!

See you next time!

PLEASE REVIEW! Heh, onegai?

Thanks for reading,

shuxyuki