Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or any of it's characters. I do own Katrina, Lisa, Serena, Marissa, and Alex.

An: Hints of 'fun' but nothing graphic.

Bewitching Ties

Legend

-Thought-

-Telepathy-

Noise

Chapter Seven: Useless Orders

Orders so Far:

'Come here' Me

'Get lost' Hiei

'Kiss me' Me

'Never order me to do that again' Hiei

'Don't leave me by myself' Me

'Tell me your address' Hiei

'Always truthfully answer me' Me

'Tell me what you know about my secret' Hiei

'Never let me be late again' Me

'Tell me whether or not you are tripping on purpose' Hiei

Katrina typed up a table to keep track of whose turn it was to have the 'master card'. Now it was her turn. She considered telling him to never look at her unless she was decent, ie when none of her underthings were showing or she wasn't wearing anything more than a towel. But she decided not to, she kind of liked the attention. She shook her head, this was a stunt that Marissa or Alex would do. -Not only them but she would have done it too,- a little voice in the back of her mind said. Katrina knew who she was. She shook her head, as she always did when thoughts of her came across her mind.

Bing "You've got mail"

An elctronic voice said as a notice flashed across her screen. She checked her email.

To: GoldenAmethystEyes

From: FireNeverDies

Subject: Boys, what else

Hey girl! Me and Alex were just wanting to know what's been going on. We read the email you sent, and wow! You've gone for some strange ones before but this is definately the strangest. Though he's SEXY! That last bit was Alex...; ) But yeah, she's right. We saw him at the airport. He's short but hey, they always say that size doesn't matter, and I add as long as the package is great! Sooo, how was the kiss? C'mon! You've gotta tell us! Have there been any other romantic encounters? -Nudge nudge- Like what about that Shuichi guy or that Yusuke guy? Oh! I have to go! Umm...Alex...That's...nice...Wow! Yeah, well, I guess I should be going now, Alex seems to have lost interest in the email...wow! I would like to give you visuals, but that would make you jealous! ; ) Kiss kiss!

Margarita Marissa

Katrina blushed. She had a pretty good idea what Alex was doing, she had experienced first hand one of Alex's 'talents'. She smirked, thinking -I wonder what the fan boys would say if they knew I've been experimenting with the rainbow?- An even more wicked thought crossed her mind. -I wonder what Hiei would say to that? Some of the guys I know think of it as a turn on, I wonder if the boys think of it the same way here, and what is a demon's view of it?- She smiled evilly, she was going to put Hiei on the spot. She had come to guess that he didn't like to be put on the spot but with her order he had to answer. She continued to smile as she started to type her reply.

Hiei looked in the girl's window and saw the evil look pass across her face. He tried to see into her thoughts but her mental shields were strong, stronger than they should be. He again looked at the screen on her computer but it made no sense. If he was ever going to learn english he was somehow going to have to convince the girl to either go to Genkai's or stop by Kurama's house or bakery. But how the hell was he going to do that? An idea hit him, now all he had to do was figure out how to get her to use her 'master card' as she called it, and make it a useless order at that.

To:FireNeverDies

From: GoldenAmethystEyes

Subject: Re: Boys, what else

Well, I guess I am jealous. By the way, the Yusuke dude is tall, dark brown hair slicked back, usually wore a red jacket, white t-shirt and jeans when I met him. He has a fiancee. The Shuichi is tall, long Loriel red hair, green eyes, and mostly wore slacks,a white button up shirt and an apron. He was working in his dad's bakery. He's pretty cute. And as far as I know, he's single. Not to mention human. I'd say he's a safer choice. Only prob is that since the binding I haven't seen him. I guess I'll stop by and say hi tomorrow. Then there's always the fan boys. Some of which are actually cute. But the way they tend to get starry eyed and nearly faint when they see me is a turn off. Someday I'll find the right guy or girl. There haven't been any girlfriend candidates. Well...have fun and don't hurt yourselves. ;p I hope your parents aren't home. Or your asses are cooked.

Trina-Kat

Hiei contemplated on the ways that he could get the witchling to waste an order when she stood up from her computer, stretched, and did something that had Hiei's nose bleeding. She took off her shirt, pants and bra, and stretched again, only in a black thong, right in front of the window. Hiei blushed so badly that he was sure he was glowing. -She must have forgotten the curtains!- He started to turn away but Katrina saw him in the mirror on her closet door that reflected the window. She screamed, grabbed her shirt from the floor, and ran to the window to yank the curtains closed. He sat on the branch, still stunned by what he saw. Then he cursed himself, once again berating his body for acting like a teenager.

After several minutes the back door slammed open and Katrina came storming out fully dressed. She looked up into the tree her hands behind her back. "You pee-sized dick head!" she growled menacingly, quiet so as not to alert her parents, who had woken up briefly when she screamed. She had managed to put them back to bed, saying that she had thought something was out her window, when she checked there was nothing. Now she stood under the tree that held the 'nothing'. "If you don't come down here I am going to order you to go to Heaven and stay there. I'm sure demons can't stand Heaven, it being holy."

Hiei, knowing that if Makai was Hell to her, then Reikai must be Heaven, complied, only for the fact that he didn't want to stay in Reikai. The moment he landed in front of her he found a bat swung at his head. He easily dodged it. When she realized she missed she quickly swung the bat back. As the bat went into the ready position she kicked out with her left leg into his stomach, but missed. She swung the bat with her right arm as if she were pitching a ball, except the arm went backwards. The bat grazed Hiei's chin as he narrowly dodged. Katrina ground her teeth. "Stop moving and let me wail on you, you perverted little bastard!" He stopped dead still.

Katrina smiled evilly as she realized what she had done. She walked towards him slowly, swinging the bat casually by her side, as if she were swinging a little parasole instead of a long titanium steel bat. When she got close she got into the ready position and smirked at the wide eyed demon. "Batter up," she whispered. Then she swung. Home run.

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Hiei woke up the next day battered and bruised. The girl could swing, not to mention punch and kick. He felt his rib cage where she had landed a viscous kick with her big leather boots and had hit with her bat several times. His body, being an apparition and an S-class one at that, could withstand most ningen attacks, but not when he was attacked repeatedly. She had wailed on him for close to an hour. The only reason she had stopped was because she had bent the bat and had run out of energy. As he traced his ribs he found at least three were cracked. He stretched gingerly. He rarely became this sore or bruised unless he was fighting Yusuke or Mukuro. The only thing he could say that came from her beating was the fact that she had used an order. Though it wasn't exactly useless since he had gotten the shit batted out of him. Now he just needed to figure out how to word the order.

Katrina yawned as the morning light drifted through her partially opened curtain. In her hurry to close them she hadn't closed them all the way. She rubbed her sore shoulders, remembering all that had happened last night. -Man, I haven't fought like that since Lisa started that fight at the concert. That was one hell of a cat fight.- A contented cat smile crossed her face from the memories of both pleasant fights. -Talk about anger management. I know exactly how to manager my anger.- She looked at her clock. 9:31AM. She shrugged, usually she wasn't up this early on a Saturday, but she was itching to go do something besides school, and possible torment the perverted demon. She knew he had had a tendency to look at her at the wrong time, but to actually be staring in her window! Now that was diliberate!

She got up and rummaged in her closet, looking for something flirtatious but not too shocking. She didn't want to scare Shuichi away. She picked out a gray dress with soft red roses stitched on the left corner of her hem line that reached to barely mid thigh. The dress was pretty simple in it's design. Two inch thick shoulders, a tight neck line, and slightly body fitting, just enough to show her slim wiast and B-sized bust. Once she was done dressing she looked at herself in the mirror. She wore black leather boots with thick soles that zipped up the sides and reached just above her ankles. She again wore her white leather cuff on her right wrist, the hematite and onyx bead bracelets, the plastic bracelets and the thin silver watch on her left. She added an accessory, a spiral cuff with a rhinestone daisy figured flower that went around her right bicep, showing off her slightly toned muscles. For her necklaces she wore a two string ball choker, the balls medium sized, and the adjustable necklace with the tear-drop purple pendent, now in the small necklace form. For earings she wore a pair of black studs in her lobe peircings, a small ear cuff on her upper left ear that was connected by a thin chain to a small silver stud in a peircing next to and slightly above the black stud earing. Her hair was pulled up into a loose and messy bun, the ends sticking out spiked, only her two long strands of bangs hung down her face, moused straight. Her make up was done in soft roses for her eyes, dark berry eyeliner, soft rose for her cheeks and soft rose for her lips with a sligthly darker rose lip liner. Satisfied with her look she grabbed her black backpack purse, and pranced out of her door and down the steps.

Her mother looked up and smiled. "Do you have a date Kat?" she asked as her cheerful daughter put her purse down on the couch and headed into the kitchen where her mother was making french toast. "Are you hungry?" Diana Lee asked, as she expertly flipped a peice of toast onto the plate holding the seven other peices of french toast.

"Yeah, I held off on brushing my teeth so I could eat."

Her mother smiled, "You'll have to reapply your lipstick. From the way you're dressed I'd say you're trying to attract a guy instead of scarring them off."

Katrina smiled. "Yep. He's already seen me in my 'back-off-or-I'll-kick-your-ass' outfit. Now he's going to see me in my 'hey-I'm-a-girl-that-likes-to-have-fun-and-flirt' outfit," she said as her mother finished the ninth peice of toast.

"Is that french toast I smell. Surely it means one of the female chefs is cooking," her father said from the stairs. "I just hope it doesn't mean it's a cook off. I personally think you both make great french toast. But as we all know, it comes down to who can make the best omlettes. And I most definately win there," he joked as he came into the kitchen. The women didn't find it funny. "Ookay..." he said, hands raised. He noted his daughters outfit and smiled. "Well, it looks as if you're adapting nicely. A guy already?"

Katrina shrugged. "Well, I'm trying at least," she said. Her father nodded.

"Breakfast is served." Her mother said as she plopped the large dish filled with twelve peices of french toast.

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Hiei waited outside in the tree for the girl. As he waited he used his Jagan to find Kurama. The red head was working in the bakery. Hiei smiled, -Now all I have to do is order the girl to go to Kurama's bakery. But first...- He focused on Kurama and called with his mind, -Kurama, the witchling and I are coming! Please have food ready! I have been living on stupid squirrels for the past week!-

Kurama didn't even bat an eye when Hiei contacted him, though he did smile slightly at the aggravated tone in Hiei's voice as he complained about surviving on squirrels. -Alright, but you'll have to pay- he replied.

There was silence for a few seconds as Hiei thought about how he was going to order the girl to pay for his food as well as take him to the bakery. He nodded, -Fine, I'll have the baka witchling pay.- He ended the contact as the girl came out. His mouth nearly dropped at her appearence. He quickly composed himself before she could notice, and jumped in front of her. "I order you to buy me food at Shuichi's bakery this morning," he said, using Kurama's ningen name. He had expertly worded it so that she would be forced to go to Kurama's bakery and buy him food. He had thought of another way of ordering it, but that would be like two orders.

Katrina just shrugged. "Okay, I was planning on going there myself and buying some food," she said, giving an excuse for going there. Hiei fell on his face. "Oh and here," she tossed him a bag of left over french toast when he got up. "I figured you might be hungry."

Hiei stared incredulously at the witchling as she started to walk towards Kurama's bakery. After a few seconds he swore, -Dammit! I just wasted an order!- He stuffed the toast into a pocket in his cloak. He wasn't about to scarf the food in front of the girl and let her know how hungry he was.