Disclaimer: As you all should know by now, I don't own Fairly OddParents.

Author's note: Sorry that I took so long to update this, I was just having writer's block. Please enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 2: Preparations

Timmy and the gang went, split up and went to search for gold for the statue of Elmer. About two hours later, they all met up in AJ's front yard with what they found.

Timmy: I found my perfect attendance award.

AJ: I found the shattered pieces from the tropphy from the Academic Brainathon.

Sanjay: I didn't find anything.

Elmer: I found my dad's gold tooth.

Chester: I found a huge room full of gold. There was some weird sign on the door to the room where I found the gold.

AJ: What did the sign say?

Chester: Secretary value. Donuts entered. Al unartistic purple hoot ember willoughby art tested.

Just then, five cop cars drove up to AJ's house.

Cops: Chester McBadbat! Give us back the gold so we can return it to the bank or you'll go to jail!

AJ: I'm guessing that the sign actually said "Security vault. Do not enter. All unauthorized people who enter will be arrested."

Cops: That's right, so just give us back the gold or we'll be authorized to use deadly force.

Chester: Whatever.

Chester gave the gold to the cops and the cops drove back to the bank to return the gold.

Timmy: I guess we're gonna need some more gold if we're gonna build that statue of Elmer.

AJ: I just remembered, I'm really good at alchemy!

Chester: I don't wanna go to Alkatraz! Why do I have to go? I returned the gold, and I was framed for stealing that llama! And I didn't mean to hit Crocker with that baseball, although it was pretty funny, it was an accident! I swear!

AJ: I said alchemy, not Alkatraz.

Timmy: What the heck is alchemy?

AJ: Alchemy is a special kind of science that allows a person to turn lead into gold. All I need is a bunch of lead and I can make us all the gold that we'll need.

Elmer: But where are we gonna get lead from?

AJ: All I'll need is a bunch of mechanical pencils, then I can take out the lead and use it to make gold.

Chester: TO THE DOLLAR STORE!

Timmy: Why should we go to the dollar store?

Chester: Duh, mechanical pencils are on sale, buy 5 mechanical pencils at full price and get 250 packs of lead for free.

Timmy: Then what are we doing here, all we need is a couple bucks and we can get that lead in no time.

Timmy, Chester, Sanjay, and Elmer ran to their houses and each grabbed $5.00 and their bikes.

Later at the dollar store...

Chester: Okay guys, 5 mechanical pencils cost $1.00, we each have $5.00 which means that we have a total of $25.00 which means that we can get...

AJ: We can get six-thousand two hundred-fifty (6250) packs of lead.

Timmy: Cool.

So, Timmy, Chester, AJ, Sanjay, and Elmer each grabbed 25 mechanical pencils and 1250 packs of lead each and went up to the counter to pay for their supplies.

Store clerk guy: Hello, whoa nelly that's a lot of lead! What are you guys gonna do with all of it?

AJ: I'm going to use the science of alchemy to turn it all into gold.

Store clerk guy: That's just dandy. So, anyways, your total comes to $25.00. Have a nice day.

Timmy and friends: Whatever.

So, then Timmy and the gang went back to AJ's house with their 6250 packs of lead so that AJ could turn the led into gold.

Later at AJ's house...

Timmy: So, how does this alchemy stuff work?

AJ: It's kind of hard to explain, I'd tell you but it'd probably give you a head ache. (Author's note: I don't know how alchemy works, all I know is that it can be used to turn lead into gold.)

Timmy: Alright then, just turn the lead to gold so we can build the statue.

So, AJ used his knowledge of alchemy to turn the lead into gold, then he melted the gold down into a liquid state and kept it in a pot. Then, he took two large blocks of a special kind of wax that AJ created that expand when heated and pressed Elmer's back into one block and Elmer's front into the other block. After that, he cooked his wax blocks so that they'd expand exponentially and create a large mold for their golden statue of Elmer. After the blocks had solidified completely, AJ put the blocks together and poured the liqid gold into the blocks.

AJ: Once this gold solidifies again, we can take the golden statue out onto the front lawn and worship it.

Bob then used one of his strange abilities to quickly solidify the golden statue of Elmer, lift it out of the molds, and put it out onto AJ's front lawn for Timmy and his friends to worship.

Author's note: I hope that you liked this chapter. Please review, but no flames. Please.