Chapter 2: The naked truth of things
A/n: I think I'm going crazy. I am seeing flying monkeys trying to attack me. It scares the crap out of me. Yeah. That much. I've ruined three pairs of pants in the last ten minutes. I don't own WHR. Today is St. Patties day. There will be much green in this story.
Touko sneaked into Robin's room. And stole all, yes that's right ALL of Robin's clothes. She then proceded to rip them to shreds and flush them, one by one, down the toilet. Then she put green hair dye in Robin's shampoo. Touko picked up the phone and dialed Amon's number. He picked up
Yes?
" It's me," Touko said
okay
"you should come over in ten minutes."
Why?
" I want to show you something,"
uhhh….
"just come over"
right, I'll be there
Touko smiled and waited
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Robin walked out of her shower, only to realize that there were no clothes. She sighed. Then she walked to her room to find some clothes. There were none. She sighed again and walked out to the kitchen. Then she started making scrambled eggs. She knew this was all Touko's fault. Robin would get back at her in due time, but she was hungry. Just then Touko walked in, followed by Amon. Robin tried to hide, but there was no place to hide. She made a dive for the counter, but she was not quick enough. Amon had already seen her. Her and her green hair. He walked over and picked her up. He then started to make out with her. Robin gasped in surprise. Touko, who was at this moment videotaping the whole thing –she wanted to broadcast like Robin had done- silently whispered to herslf, "Darnit! It's not sopposed to happen like this! She is stealing my boyfriend!" Touko then continued to tape it.
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Michael's eyes widened and he gasped desperately for breath. Everyone automatically came over to see what was wrong. When they saw the screen, they all had a similar reaction. Just then Robin walked in and everyone went back to what they were doing. Robin had managed to buy a new dress, and when she walked by Michael, she casually glanced at the screen and saw what was on it. She then walked to her seat and stared out into space for about oh… twenty minutes. Then she got up, made some coffee, then sat back down and stared into space for the rest of the day. By then, she had made a plan.